Rod Hoofhearted posted:

“I may not like that he hosed me out of tens of thousands of dollars, caused my business to fail, and set off a chain of events in my life that led to me getting divorced, my kids hating me, and me living the rest of my life on government assistance in a rundown studio apartment, but he said, “Mexicans are rapists,” and for that I will follow that man to the ends of the earth. ” - the most cucked men on the planet

Carth Dookie posted:

Oh yeah in terms of stress factors and whatnot I'd rather be Biden than Trump, but the dude still shouldn't be buying green bananas.

Cornwind Evil posted:

Something something, when you give a charlatan power over you you almost never get it back. After all they've lost, the final inconceivable one to them is to admit they were wrong and it was all a waste. It's too painful, too damaging to the ego. Hell, I even understand from personal experience.

Still. I remember a horror story I read where a severely (as in, lunatic) homophobic man wakes up to find he got drunk and slept with a man. His arm is stuck under his bedmate's body. In his twisted logic, he concludes that if his bedmate wakes up, then it will 'confirm' that yes, he slept with a man, he did 'the gay thing', and that reality is utterly unacceptable to him. Now you'd think he'd kill his bedmate, but no, this is a different kind of horror story. So, his arm is under his bedmate, he's sure if he moves it his bedmate will wake up, and if his bedmate wakes up, then he can't deny what happened.

His solution? Chew his own arm off. Yes, like an animal caught in a trap. Horror story, remember. I don't recall just how he managed to avoid waking up his bedmate doing that instead, or how he doesn't bleed to death, or go into shock, or get through the bone, but somehow, he does it. He binds the wound and basically runs off cackling to himself that he's thwarted 'the gay agenda' or something like that...having literally given up a limb as long as he can keep up his denial and hate.

That's these sorts. I really think they'd try and chew their own arms off then admit what's happened.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

It's simply that Melania is the Mercedes of wives

withak posted:

I don’t think this really happened.

FMguru posted:

Mercedes Dark is a pretty good porn name. I mean, you could easily imagine reading a headline like "Three-time AVN award winner Mercedes Dark has just signed a two-year exclusive contract with Brazzers..."

Oracle posted:

His staff make everyone who meets with him take a Covid test first; he’s dodged several bullets as a result. They are well aware and are protecting him from the usual poo poo that kills otherwise healthy olds. We’re very lucky he wasn’t the drinking smoking McDonald’s loving type and he apparently loves to do push-ups.

Oracle posted:

and he apparently loves to do push-ups.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

It's simply that Melania is the Mercedes of wives

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

During covid, republicans weaponized disease.

Testing for covid is, like, expecting a person go through metal detector -to make sure they don't have any guns or knives on them.

bird with big dick posted:

please don't post these it reminds me than my judgment award is accruing a shitload of interest right now (though not as much as trimp's) but I'll almost certainly never see a cent of it and it makes me very sad.

poisonpill posted:

I know the answer is lol lmao but if the dems were able to steal the election in 2020, when they were out at every level; how can Trump expect to win a super rigged and stollen election in 2024 against dems who control the whole system?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

fondue posted:

If they ejected the nazis their attending audience would be more than halved.

withak posted:

I don’t think this really happened.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Toxic Mental posted:

I wonder if it has anything to do with this

Barometer posted:

Mercedes Nutz, amirite?

Carth Dookie posted:

also their presenters would be halved.

InsertPotPun posted:

you know, say what you will about trump

kazil posted:

lol Trump is going to die somewhere private with only one of his kids or lawyers present and they are going to claim he left his entire empire to them

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I hope he dies from something hilarious live on TV

Cornwind Evil posted:

Well, yes. That's why I said it was a horror STORY. A short story to be precise. That I used for an allegory for just how deep in denial these people are.

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I hope he dies from something painful live on TV

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

However Trump dies, it has to involve being live on TV and copious amounts of poop.

nine-gear crow posted:

For a guy who eats nothing but hamberders and a lot of them at once like Trump, you just know his last poo poo is gonna be a solid mass the size of a baseball bat.

fondue posted:

If they ejected the nazis their attending audience would be more than halved.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

However Trump dies, it has to involve being live on TV and copious amounts of poop.

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

Psychologist John Gartner claims these brain slips are examples of "phonemic paraphasias". He also claims these are evidence of ongoing, and moderate to severe Alzheimer's.

From this article.

So, that's how he gets from "Melania" to "Mercedes": active dementia.



Edit: For those who think the slip ups might be because Trump has difficulty reading, while yes it has been widely reported that his ability to read is quite weak, the psychologist in the above article claims the speech patterns are specifically evidence of dementia and not simple illiteracy.

Chief McHeath posted:

thats a fair guess but the over/under is probably like 4:1 that stairs do him in