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Think of the ratings! Every channel, wall to wall coverage.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:31
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Data Graham posted:"Mercedes, that's pretty good" This^ You don't do this They are covering for Donny Goodbrains
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Feb 26, 2024 05:31
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I'm going to be relieved as hell when he finally dies and will definitely celebrate but it's going to be extremely funny to see the blubbering of the guys with giant "LET'S GO BRANDON" decals on their lifted F150s when they get told to gently caress off after trying to nominate him for sainthood and get mad when people make fun of him for pooping himself to death.redshirt posted:Think of the ratings! Every channel, wall to wall coverage. Yeah, the TV coverage is 100% going to be hilarious.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:32
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Trump dying or being found unelectable is Haley’s only shot so she’s just gonna hang around as both of those have not insignificant chances of happening!
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Feb 26, 2024 05:36
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guys lets face it trump is gonna live to be like 120
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Feb 26, 2024 05:37
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Junk posted:guys lets face it trump is gonna live to be like 120 
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Feb 26, 2024 05:38
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priznat posted:Trump dying or being found unelectable is Haley’s only shot so she’s just gonna hang around as both of those have not insignificant chances of happening! She’s out after Super Tuesday. She’s not winning enough delegates to be a plausible alternative in the unlikely scenario of a brokered convention.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:38
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:However Trump dies, it has to involve being live on TV and copious amounts of poop. I'll settle for some family drama
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Feb 26, 2024 05:40
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:She’s out after Super Tuesday. She’s not winning enough delegates to be a plausible alternative in the unlikely scenario of a brokered convention. She just needs to stick around long enough for Trungo to pop an aneurysm while having another bout of explosive diarrhea. E: I'm trying to do that thing Drongo believes in, where if you say something out loud it'll come true.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:40
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Junk posted:guys lets face it trump is gonna live to be like 120 Nah. He tops out at 85, and I think even that’s highly unlikely. The guys who live into their 90s aren’t fat and tend to be smaller framed as well.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:40
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priznat posted:Trump dying or being found unelectable is Haley’s only shot so she’s just gonna hang around as both of those have not insignificant chances of happening! I keep thinking that if if this were a movie, all the amoral dark money backing Haley just for this eventuality would have just hired an Agent 47 style super-assassin to poison Trump's berders by now. You know, to hedge their bets and make sure their investment in her campaign isn't a total dud Of course, I would also assume that if the Deep State really existed, they would have also done this, so really this is all just evidence that reality is way less cool than John Wick has led me to believe.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:41
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Batterypowered7 posted:She just needs to stick around long enough for Trungo to pop an aneurysm while having another bout of explosive diarrhea. His delegates will pick anyone but her.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:41
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Nah. He tops out at 85, and I think even that’s highly unlikely. yeah but dude, like it's trump
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Feb 26, 2024 05:42
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cant believe i thought you were cool
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Feb 26, 2024 05:42
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Junk posted:yeah but dude, like it's trump His dad was much smaller than him and all his siblings are dying off before hitting 90. It’s fine, Trump will die within the next 8 or so years.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:43
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:His dad was much smaller than him and all his siblings are dying off before hitting 90. u promise?
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Feb 26, 2024 05:45
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:His dad was much smaller than him and all his siblings are dying off before hitting 90. So what you're saying is he'll get at least two more terms in.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:47
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Cornwind Evil posted:Well, yes. That's why I said it was a horror STORY. A short story to be precise. That I used for an allegory for just how deep in denial these people are. You mean people can just write lies!? And call it a STORY!? That's kinda messed up.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:47
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Junk posted:u promise? Yes. I hereby  that Trump will be dead by 2/25/2032.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:48
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gently caress I saw that 25 and got a little excited for a second
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Feb 26, 2024 05:52
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Trump has his best people working on a Mojo body for himself as we speak.
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Feb 26, 2024 05:52
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Vakal posted:Trump has his best people working on a Mojo body for himself as we speak. lmao that's unrealistic as gently caress. There's no way they'd be able to carve that much weight off of him!
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Feb 26, 2024 05:56
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Junk posted:guys lets face it trump is gonna live to be like 120 120 years of prison sentence? Sounds possible.
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Feb 26, 2024 06:01
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Junk posted:guys lets face it trump is gonna live to be like 120
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Feb 26, 2024 06:02
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Junk posted:yeah but dude, like it's trump William Shatner is fat as hell though. Definitely the fattest 90+ guy I've ever seen but just goes to show you that weight ain't the only indicator.
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Feb 26, 2024 06:07
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gonna spray ole donald j TRUMP down with a fire hose and roll him around in powdered sugar at the Wyoming state fair in 2026 while he’s on stage talking about the big strong cowboy who came to him with tears in his eyes
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Feb 26, 2024 06:13
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Vakal posted:Trump has his best people working on a Mojo body for himself as we speak. I miss original Mojo from the limited series. "I want a thousand mirrors! Now that I've seen my face judging me from a thousand angles, have them all painted black! Everyone must wear masks of my face! Delivering bad news while wearing one means you are mocking me!" And so on.
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Feb 26, 2024 06:18
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Vakal posted:Trump has his best people working on a Mojo body for himself as we speak. The idea of Trump with Mojo's powers is terrifying (due to the weirdness of his dimension, Mojo literally gets stronger with his magic and reality warping the higher his 'ratings' are). Of course, Mojo actually has the capacity to think. As has been theorized before, even if Trump somehow got superpowers one suspects all he'd do is more of the same because he's such a broken POS.
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Feb 26, 2024 06:30
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
So uh, any “a vote for Biden is just bad as trump” takers on this one?
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Feb 26, 2024 06:44
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Chief McHeath posted:thats a fair guess but the over/under is probably like 4:1 that stairs do him in
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Feb 26, 2024 06:47
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MEIN RAVEN posted:So uh, any “a vote for Biden is just bad as trump” takers on this one? Biden will not send national guard squads out to round up klan members and put them in camps so he's basically doing the same thing as the republicans tbh
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Feb 26, 2024 06:51
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Cornwind Evil posted:The idea of Trump with Mojo's powers is terrifying (due to the weirdness of his dimension, Mojo literally gets stronger with his magic and reality warping the higher his 'ratings' are). Of course, Mojo actually has the capacity to think. As has been theorized before, even if Trump somehow got superpowers one suspects all he'd do is more of the same because he's such a broken POS. The man was president of the USA and chose to spend all his time and influence at rallies, on twitter, or at his home golfing. So yeah, super-powers would probably mean more of the same.
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Feb 26, 2024 07:01
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What if scientists found a cure for aging? Like.. I want to flip a table even thinking about it.
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Feb 26, 2024 07:20
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Remember when these poo poo-stupid motherfuckers were calling Pink Floyd WOKE because on the cover of Dark Side, the light goes through the prism and comes out on the other side as a rainbow
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Feb 26, 2024 07:52
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https://twitter.com/reportbywilson/status/1760844581204017223
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Feb 26, 2024 08:03
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Dollar Tree third reich.
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Feb 26, 2024 08:18
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duddits posted:Dollar Tree third reich. More like Fourth Scheit, am I right folks?
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Feb 26, 2024 08:22
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oh my god edit: 
Buce fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Feb 26, 2024 |
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Feb 26, 2024 08:34
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No we aren't getting more nazis, we have nazis at home. The nazis at home...
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Feb 26, 2024 08:39
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We have the Third Reich at home. Wait, I'm being sarcastic but that's actually bad because we do. e. goddamnit
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