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baka fwocka fwame posted:databasic that poster is terrible you dont wanna be them. your posts are def way better just wasnt sure ty but i have just read some of my posts and i respectfully disagree. i also do not know who this other person is in order to compare. |
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:52 |
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my new crime is shitposting and i will continue to do it with only occasional guilt. |
# ? Feb 6, 2024 00:44 |
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I use my work phone as a bong coaster gently caress a job
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 03:40 |
i have called into work sick a few times when i wasn't really sick i just really didn't wanna go to work
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:08 |
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watho posted:i have called into work sick a few times when i wasn't really sick i just really didn't wanna go to work ain't nothing wrong with chucking a sickie |
# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:17 |
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watho posted:i have called into work sick a few times when i wasn't really sick i just really didn't wanna go to work lately everyone I work with has been getting away w/ this very thing. I'm contemplating it
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:47 |
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Some mates and I smashed in someones windows with bricks and plant pots when they were on holiday I still think about it sometimes and regret it massively, even though it was years ago. We did some seriously dumb illegal poo poo back then. Morons.
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# ? Feb 7, 2024 16:59 |
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My crimes wouldn't fit on one page. But I've been working towards being a better person for many years.
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# ? Feb 7, 2024 18:39 |
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When I was a kid my friends and I peed in the bushes next to a church and I’ve been a devil worshipper ever since.
I am a patient they. |
# ? Feb 7, 2024 18:41 |
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In middle school, I decided to larp as an angsty kid. Stole a book from the school library. Got away with it with no issues untila few years later my scrupulosity made me write them an apology letter with money to buy a new book. |
# ? Feb 14, 2024 04:23 |
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Sometimes if I'm tired of grading I just give people an A because nobody ever complains about getting an A.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 03:47 |
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I drink caffeine after 8 pm....
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 21:31 |
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I simulated intoxication in public once. But I didn't get caught
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 05:13 |
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i did it all. every crime. you cant punish me for all of them muahahaha several of these were my posts,
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 18:04 |
I put the tiny bits of bone in curry | |
# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:00 |
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I constantly tell our customers that we’re working on improving our video service. We absolutely are not lmao.
I am a patient they. |
# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:19 |
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I stole a bibble |
# ? Feb 21, 2024 23:09 |
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was it from a hotel because I’m pretty sure they want you to take those |
# ? Feb 22, 2024 00:02 |
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I stole all you are crimes |
# ? Feb 22, 2024 00:11 |
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posting from Exhibit A (hello members of the jury. what is your favorite pizza? how is your dog?)
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# ? Feb 22, 2024 00:57 |
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emSparkly posted:I constantly tell our customers that we’re working on improving our video service. We absolutely are not lmao. lmao
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# ? Feb 22, 2024 07:23 |
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I mooned a crosswalk late at night when drunk. I walked across it with my rear end hanging out because my friends dared me to do it. |
# ? Feb 22, 2024 08:04 |
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Slinging cheese up the glass facade |
# ? Feb 22, 2024 13:30 |
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I've downloaded all of always sunny, one piece, king of the hill, sailor moon, angry beavers and fairly odd parents :shh:
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 22:36 |
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e: i already posted this before lol meaning I SMOKE A WEED ILLEGALLY Sarah Cenia fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Feb 24, 2024
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:10 |
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Gaylor Moon posted:I've downloaded all of always sunny, one piece, king of the hill, sailor moon, angry beavers and fairly odd parents :shh: You're completely forgiving because of angry beavers, who would convict one of such taste? https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:25 |
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i got a mirror in my pocket and i practice lookin hard
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:20 |
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Sarah Cenia posted:i got a mirror in my pocket and i practice lookin hard is that a mirror in your pocket AND you're happy to see you?
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 19:14 |
blowing up bombs
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 12:26 |
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Lit helicopter on fire |
# ? Feb 26, 2024 12:35 |
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possession of a non cannabinoid synthetic |
# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:19 |
Epic Prison Guy posted:possession of a non cannabinoid synthetic drat that's so crazy hahahagaha
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:53 |
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Epic Prison Guy posted:possession of a non cannabinoid synthetic plastic?? https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 22:55 |
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i might be embezzling but the money is made of chocolate and i am sharing it with my coworkers and brazenly declaring it embezzling when i do is this a crime y/n |
# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:16 |
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I'm nude under my clothes in public
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:18 |
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RavenousScoot posted:I'm nude under my clothes in public yowzers |
# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:20 |
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RavenousScoot posted:I'm nude under my clothes in public |
# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:28 |
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I like homestuck
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:07 |
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hurled sideways into one of those trashcans embedded in the wall at a bowling alley one time and got most of it in I think also sideways into a normal trashcan at a show but that one doesn't count bc the lineup included gwar, icp, and limp bizkit so it was a featureit was the one where shaggy 2 dope tried to drop kick fred durst on stage in camden the toilet capital of the us of a i cleaned a lotta poop in retail I get a freebie aLOTTA POOP!
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 05:40 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:52 |
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I signed up for club penguin without my parents’ permission.
I am a patient they. |
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