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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DorkusMalorkus posted:

Has your avatar flipped directions or am I insane?

*at BAGS*

WIIIIIIIIIITCH!

E:

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Feb 26, 2024

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bagmonkey posted:

OP there are two types of pierogi: sweet and savory. Like there's two types of cheese pierogi, sweet and non-sweet. There's also prune pierogi, cherry pierogi, lemon ricotta pierogi and more. however most of the sweet flavors never caught on state side, so you aren't likely to find them out in the wild

also a good sweet pierogi should be pan friend not boiled thank u

I don’t believe any of this

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Motherfucker trying to trick me into going into a restaurant and ordering a lemon pierogi and looking like a dumbass

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I think maybe 8 but that was with a side salad.


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Somewhere around 2 dozen. I'm not a proud person. That was a while ago tho. But still :shepicide:

so it was the hamtramck labor day festival and I believe that between 11am (parade) and 5pm (it stormed) I got down somewhere in the neighborhood of TWENTY SIX pierogi. now that I did that I never have to do that again

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

bird with big dick posted:

Motherfucker trying to trick me into going into a restaurant and ordering a lemon pierogi and looking like a dumbass

tbh I've only seen the sweet pierogi like 2-3 times in the wild before. i've tried nana's desert pierogi at a few friends houses too

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
There's a Polish restaurant I've been to that has a sweet pierogi dessert that I remember being lemon-y but when I look at the menu it doesn't say that it's lemon

However, in googling it I discovered there's a place called "pierogi factory" less than 10 miles from my MIL's house, so at least I got that very important info today

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

There's a Polish restaurant I've been to that has a sweet pierogi dessert that I remember being lemon-y but when I look at the menu it doesn't say that it's lemon

However, in googling it I discovered there's a place called "pierogi factory" less than 10 miles from my MIL's house, so at least I got that very important info today

just pull up a chair at the end of the conveyor belt

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

just pull up a chair at the end of the conveyor belt

https://i.imgur.com/wVl47fq.mp4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Has your avatar flipped directions or am I insane?

Lol. Yes, it was determined that it should be making that face at my posts so an admin was kind enough to flip it around.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

so it was the hamtramck labor day festival and I believe that between 11am (parade) and 5pm (it stormed) I got down somewhere in the neighborhood of TWENTY SIX pierogi. now that I did that I never have to do that again

Dude Holy poo poo you're my hero

5kpt Denizens, this man is a hero do you hear me? A HERO

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bird with big dick posted:

I don’t believe any of this

*bwabd kicks in front door to Arbys*

bwabd: "Yo where all the lemon pierogis at?!"
Arby's Staff: :dafuq:
bwabd: "I fuckin thought so" smh

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



So that joke just made me think of something. Has anyone had Arby's roast beef sandwich? I haven't but we have another place that "specializes" in roast beef sandwich fast food so I was wondering...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Arby’s isn’t good per se but also the Beef ‘n Cheddar plus extra Arby’s sauce is god’s own fast food sandwich so I guess Arby’s is a land of contrasts.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I don't think I've ever had Arby's.

Ving Rames has been the voice of Arby's for ten years... Do you think he's ever eaten there?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
There really is no bad fast food, just poorly made fast food

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

bagmonkey posted:

There really is no bad fast food, just poorly made fast food

Sonic Hamburger has some really, really, dire fries. Joke is on me for avoiding their tater tots, which are quite good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve always had a soft spot for Arby’s because I’ve never lived near to one so it’s a once in a blue moon novelty.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

Motherfucker trying to trick me into going into a restaurant and ordering a lemon pierogi and looking like a dumbass

We don't need to trick you into looking like a dumbass. :evilbuddy:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Escape From Noise posted:

We don't need to trick you into looking like a dumbass. :evilbuddy:

god drat that's ice cold

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
porch pierogi

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im trying to make beef jerky from scratch in my oven wish me luck i just got it in cooking

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
sid your taste buds will never be the same if you make this
https://whattocooktoday.com/bak-kwa.html

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I forgot to mention I love Penny and she is an adorable cat and I would pet and hug and kiss her

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

gently caress yeah

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Escape From Noise posted:

We don't need to trick you into looking like a dumbass. :evilbuddy:

Lol get his rear end

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
My uncle called and told me he couldn’t afford his water bill

I sent him a get well soon card.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Arbys talk: I had Roy Rodgers Fried Chicken near me when I was in high school. It was new and exciting and it was loving delicious. Completely forgot that was even a thing. Feels really weird in hindsight.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



buglord posted:

My uncle called and told me he couldn’t afford his water bill

I sent him a get well soon card.

Aw man :(

E: just to be clear I was lamenting this ultra powerful dad joke of the highest purity

Ee: I appreciate you and this joke

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Feb 27, 2024

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

When my wife asks me why I haven’t showered in 9 days I say it’s because I’m saving on the water bill.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I was talking to my brother about books recently and he said that our mom had said I loved David Foster Wallace. I've got nothing against the guy but I've never read anything of his in my life. I was talking to her about it and she said I called her crying when he died... again I've never read anything of his and don't really die over celebrity deaths.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

When my wife asks me why I haven’t showered in 9 days I say it’s because I’m saving on the water bill.

Don't you basically have to choose between flushing your toilet and showering?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

buglord posted:

My uncle called and told me he couldn’t afford his water bill

I sent him a get well soon card.

I tell ya, I get no respect

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

Don't you basically have to choose between flushing your toilet and showering?

I poo poo in the washing machine :smugdog:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



So a true story about that.

When I was doing ESXi admin at a casino resort, there was another guy that worked in the NOC and most times everyone for the various IT depts would congregate in the same area to chat if nothing was going on.

So I would make up poo poo about myself to see how far I could go, starting with relatively innocent stuff to "I don't have a toilet in the basement so I poo poo directly into the washing machine and wipe my rear end with a sock or a tee shirt because I'm not walking up TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS just to use the toilet. I just throw in some pants or whatever and run a cycle"

About 10 people were either openly horrified or outright disgusted. EXCEPT this one dude. He was all about it. At first I thought he was on to me and going in on the gag. But nooooo. He was arguing so hard to everyone about it, it was like he was my loving lawyer or something. I stopped talking and just watched it unfold.

Eventually I left that place not long after and started at another place. After 2 years my manager asks about someone who was looking for a position with my team and knew I worked with them previously.

I told him that story. No other info or anything, just that story. He got a job on another team doing other stuff which was good because he was woefully under qualified.

E: Holy poo poo this was 15 years ago

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Feb 27, 2024

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I also poo poo in ilbsm’s washing machine :smugdog:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I don’t have an anecdote about it, I just like doing it

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I was wondering why do all my towels never come out clean

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


beef jerky been in the oven about 5 hours its lookin like resident evil lol

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