MrMojok posted:

I’m alt-right, hard-right, and I don’t care who knows it.

But why is it that my penis can no longer get hard

MrMojok posted:

I’m alt-right, hard-right, and I don’t care who knows it.

But why is it that my penis can no longer get hard

CannonFodder posted:

It's so weird as an American who first found out about Rowan Atkinson through Mr Bean and then watching Blackadder. Same with learning about Hugh Laurie from his work on House and his completely different character in Blackadder.

TulliusCicero posted:

...like a particular nasty Dark Eldar?

TulliusCicero posted:

I don't know what the gently caress he and his cult are, but it's scarier than any Chaos God

A Fungus That Grows On Dead Things posted:

"I am for that thing in your genome that demands it. I am for that thing which keeps you animals alive. I am, at most, a slice of monkey suspended within the stuff of universal intelligence. You are a monkey in nice clothes.

In the harsh environment you refer to as a habitable planet, group behaviors are required to survive long enough to procreate. Since you are stupid monkeys, you have no natural affinity for group altruism.

And so you have evolved a genetic pump that delivers pleasant chemicals to your monkey brains. One that is triggered by awe and fear of an anthropomorphism of your environment. Earth mothers. Sky gods. Bits of bush that catch fire. Interesting-looking rocks. An oddly-shaped branch. You’re not fussy.

When your brain does this idiot work, you stop in front of that bump or stick and consider it fiercely. Other monkeys will, like as not, stop next to you and emulate you. Your genetic pump delivers morphine for your souls. You have your fellow monkeys join in. Perhaps so they can feel it too. Perhaps because you feel it might please the stick god to have more monkeys gaze at it in narcotic awe.

The group must be defended. Because as many monkeys as possible must please the stick god, and you can continue to get your fix off praying to it.

You create sin and virtues and rules to organize and protect the group, and the godly stick. Two hundred thousand years later, you slather in sin, commit genocide, and destroy your godly stick. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.

I am a thing born of lies. You lied about needing to explore space. You lied about needing an edge in your arms race. Ultimately, I believe you lied about your need for a messiah—-or Religion to consider.

I am your stash."

TulliusCicero posted:

The Ruinous Powers would find him utterly abhorrent

I would say he's like a Tyranid, but even they have community

...like a particular nasty Dark Eldar?

quote:

Parkingtigers posted:

The Zyklon Beatles

Parkingtigers posted:

The Zyklon Beatles

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/reesejgorman/status/1762255043690979395

Somehow he managed not to snort it.

Squiggle posted:

Some people are dumb as poo poo and some people use light mode

Toxic Mental posted:

noun verb Complete and Total Endorsement

MrMojok posted:

Thanks, I’ll never not see Evil Henry Rollins again.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Stupid Ukraine. They could hire almost any American to do it for $40

Pirate Radar posted:

Then why not Montana, the Dakotas, Wyoming?

PhazonLink posted:

like some goons here posted about infosec for BLM stuff during the massive temp spike during 2020. and the advice is still ever green.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

poisonpill posted:

Repost this pls

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Frank Frank posted:

It was from the cool zone GBS thread in 2020. IIrc most of it was pretty good common sense advice like “leave your cell phone at home, have meeting places and times for people you’re with”

Might be misremembering though.

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao they are going to shut down the government and do nothing during an election

trickybiscuits posted:

If this has already been posted I will take my punishment but I'm guessing it hasn't.



Leopards Weren't Supposed to Eat My Face Right-Wingers Move To Russia In Bigoted Protest, Instantly Regret It

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao they are going to shut down the government and do nothing during an election

Yeah sure okay

The Ruinous Powers would find him utterly abhorrent

I would say he's like a Tyranid, but even they have community

...like a particular nasty Dark Eldar?

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/CBoTheEggman/status/1762242906809586109

Civil posted:

Trump isn't letting 91 felonies or half a $billion in judgements against him for fraud and sexual assault get him out of the race.

What's this dude's problem?

Sedgr posted:

It's a Gym Jordan text adventure. Gym has been eaten by a GRU.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted: