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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I would make up poo poo about myself to see how far I could go, starting with relatively innocent stuff to "I don't have a toilet in the basement so I poo poo directly into the washing machine and wipe my rear end with a sock or a tee shirt because I'm not walking up TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS just to use the toilet. I just throw in some pants or whatever and run a cycle"

About 10 people were either openly horrified or outright disgusted. EXCEPT this one dude. He was all about it. At first I thought he was on to me and going in on the gag. But nooooo. He was arguing so hard to everyone about it, it was like he was my loving lawyer or something. I stopped talking and just watched it unfold.

Did people find out it was an elaborate lie...?

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe





Also, it's not an authentic Polish restaurant in Buffalo unless it has a Dyngus Day reference



We can get sweet & also savory pierogies at Bells Market on Castor Ave. in NE Philadelphia

Bonus Dorian

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

That's a good-rear end cat

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I should make my great grandma's pierogi's.

She wasn't Polish, though. She was from Czechoslovakia.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Pierogi would be a good name for a cat

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Baking thos Food Lab chocolate chip cookies.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What, y'all don't poo poo in a broken down washin machine in your backyard?

Don't lie.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Yard?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I was wondering why do all my towels never come out clean

Switch to brown towels. Problem solved.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Pierogi would be a good name for a cat

:hmmyes:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Yum. Please describe ingredients.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Did people find out it was an elaborate lie...?

Just one person figured it out and it's because she and I had a really good working relationship. I think some of the other folks had suspicions but I cant confirm.
Tbh there were so many hosed up people working there i would not be surprised if no one else got in on my gag.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



PainterofCrap posted:

Also, it's not an authentic Polish restaurant in Buffalo unless it has a Dyngus Day reference

:lmao: YES! Hey sexy lady, Imma splash you with water and gently whip you with a towel

quote:



Caaaaaaaaaat :swoon:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




My body is ready

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

What, y'all don't poo poo in a broken down washin machine in your backyard?

Don't lie.

Lol



Lmao

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




r-redshirt....?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

r-redshirt....?

more like redshort

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

r-redshirt....?

I ain't blue, boy!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

I should make my great grandma's pierogi's.

She wasn't Polish, though. She was from Czechoslovakia.

Ive had a variety of ethnic foods that are essentially pierogies by a different name. My wife's fam is Ukranian, Russian, Slovak and thier pierogies are doooooope. I bet grandmas pierogies are heckin delicious.

Was grandma actually straight Czech/Slovak or was she Carpatho?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

more like redshort

Truth, handle too short

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

I ain't blue, boy!

Sorry I dont know what I was thinking

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
bluepant, redshirt's posting nemesis

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
woah, have a brothin good time bud!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Birthday Ham is a Maine tradition.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



To be clear I dont know when redshirt's birthday is except it this week so for the purposes of this convo, today is redshirt's 5kpt birthday

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Awww. I always wanted a porch ham. Thank you!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Awww. I always wanted a porch ham. Thank you!

It also comes with its own couch. We all chipped in

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Yum. Please describe ingredients.

It's this.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ive had a variety of ethnic foods that are essentially pierogies by a different name. My wife's fam is Ukranian, Russian, Slovak and thier pierogies are doooooope. I bet grandmas pierogies are heckin delicious.

Was grandma actually straight Czech/Slovak or was she Carpatho?

No idea. I just know she was from that country.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Escape From Noise posted:

Don't you basically have to choose between flushing your toilet and showering?

I fill the toilet tank with water from my neighbors hose when they’re at work.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I don’t think that’s correct. The s hole and the c hole are both f holes.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


every hole is an f hole if you are brave enough

palette cleanser:

https://i.imgur.com/EkJOFLl.mp4
(sound on :3:)

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

every hole is an f hole if you are brave enough

palette cleanser:

(sound on :3:)

I needed that :thanks:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

luv ur cat fam

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
anyone wanna see the cutest picture of biscuit the 22lb turkey

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

anyone wanna see the cutest picture of biscuit the 22lb turkey

What kind of question is this, of course I do

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