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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

drat, man, that's crazy that like three days after this ~~false flag~~ assassination attempt we know every single detail about the event. That's nuts!

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:17

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# ? May 31, 2024 07:26

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

withak posted:

If you are a million years old and leader of the free world then you can have as much ice cream as you want.

Two scoops, even

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:23

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:31

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

That�s too much actually. I meant you can have it as often as you want, not in unreasonable quantities.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:34

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I have four thousand dollars.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:35

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

The Four Seasons pulled their flag for obvious reasons, yet I keep seeing right wing media repeatedly refer to at as the Four Seasons Hotel, which is it as much a part the hotel management group as Four Seasons Landscaping.

Curious choice on consistent messaging about Moscow fine hotels.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:39

bigman.50grand: Mar 31, 2007; no

bird with big dick posted:

I have four thousand dollars.

And yet Tucker remains unscathed.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:39

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

madmatt112 posted:

I know a goon who moved to the US from Canada and figures the healthcare there is better and more affordable (due to his living in an income-tax-free state) than here. I read his messages with my newborn on my lap, toddler running riot, and stay at home momwife, thinking �drat that dude is nuts�.

doesnt no income tax just mean sales tax and other taxes(property?) are higher?

lol at the sheer financial stupidity of so many people. like people dont get why poo poo in the middle of no where is cheap as poo poo, or other basic fin 101 stuff.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:42

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It only cost 4,000 dollars

This is all very real

Lmao Carlson is so clearly compromised it's hilarious

This is loving laughably bad, even for the dipshits who run Pucci's Russia

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Feb 27, 2024

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:49

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

Yes this seems like the sort of thing Russia would absolutely allow to be leaked to the press if it actually happened

Maybe the FSB like the Malaysian feds, and allow people they black bag to pass their Twitter log in details onto their relatives so they can keep posting?

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:50

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Catastrophe posted:

Who the gently caress is the poo poo for? Why, it's for poo poo fucks, of course.

I thought the lyrics were "Everybody knows poo poo's hosed!"

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:59

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

https://twitter.com/usatodayvideo/status/1761510371142058475/video/1

watch how he says babies later in the video

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:00

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/usatodayvideo/status/1761510371142058475/video/1

watch how he says babies later in the video

What would be really scary is if they complied with his request because he requested it.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:07

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Trump, pumped full of fertilized eggs, "I am going to have... The most beautiful baby ever made. More beautiful than you can ever imagine."

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:10

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Scam Likely posted:

I'd do it for free 🙋‍♂️

Maybe don't post things like this so Jeffrey doesn't have to explain the something is awful forums to the fbi

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:13

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

TulliusCicero posted:

It's called being a narcissist

Right wing media constantly sends messages to your brain of how smart and special and handsome and virile you are, eat these brain pills and stop the evil commie Muslim Mexican Satanist aethist Zionist Reptillian libs.

That's all it is: a bunch of narcs grifting each other all the way down, and Trump is their god of Narcissists

Someone brought up the Chaos God's thing with Trump: their champions actually deeply believe in something.

He believes in nothing. He creates nothing. He only believes in power, avarice, domination, and pride. The man is entirely motivated by his insecurities and sadism. He's entropy and destructive narcissistic impulse given flesh.

I don't know what the gently caress he and his cult are, but it's scarier than any Chaos God

I am never loving sleeping again.

Holy poo poo.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:22

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Trump, when his lawyers come looking for payment for services (courtesy Late Night with Seth Meyers)

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:31

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/usatodayvideo/status/1761510371142058475/video/1

watch how he says babies later in the video

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:33

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What would be really scary is if they complied with his request because he requested it.

They 100% are going to

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:35

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:44

Renreeja: Oct 11, 2007

re: 40k trump
hed just be some dumbass chaos undivided guy, but def weighted towards nurgle and slaanesh (despite being super 5d chessmaster prolly doesnt make the cut for Tzeentch). He wouldnt be some badass space marine heretic either hed be one of the mutant freaks that leads some smalltime cult till the bigboys get there

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:50

TheOneAndOnlyT: Dec 18, 2005; Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What would be really scary is if they complied with his request because he requested it.

I hate to break it to you but the Republican party is already doing this. The Senate painstakingly put together a deal to fund both border security and Ukraine and it was DOA as soon as it was published because Trump announced that Republicans shouldn't back any border deal at all. Anything he says, the GOP will go along with.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:53

Renreeja: Oct 11, 2007

the way they are backpeddling on the IVF ban I can only imagine the next step will be to start lying outright and say the dems are banning it

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:56

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

I hate to break it to you but the Republican party is already doing this. The Senate painstakingly put together a deal to fund both border security and Ukraine and it was DOA as soon as it was published because Trump announced that Republicans shouldn't back any border deal at all. Anything he says, the GOP will go along with.

Yeah I know. It's all hosed up. He has an effective veto power despite holding no office or winning any election.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 07:58

CoasterMaster: Aug 13, 2003; The Emperor of the Rides; Nap Ghost

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1762285247922614315

Sometimes when I�m going for walks around the neighborhood, my meandering takes me near an ice cream place. And if it�s a nice day, you bet your rear end I�m getting some ice cream.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:16

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

the gop is just mad that there are adults in a ice cream shop.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:23

Budzilla: Oct 14, 2007; We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1762285247922614315

Watch this drive. :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:26

somnambulist: Mar 27, 2006; quack quack

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/usatodayvideo/status/1761510371142058475/video/1

watch how he says babies later in the video

He looks like poo poo now, goddamn.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:34

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

somnambulist posted:

He looks like poo poo now, goddamn.

Lol it's funny that you can say this every day and it's no less true than the day before

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:35

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

The face of a healthy and capable 78 year old

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:40

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

trickybiscuits posted:

If this has already been posted I will take my punishment but I'm guessing it hasn't.

~~Leopards Weren't Supposed to Eat My Face~~ Right-Wingers Move To Russia In Bigoted Protest, Instantly Regret It

These idiots could have just stayed in Alberta with the direction the provincial government is going.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:42

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

somnambulist posted:

He looks like poo poo now, goddamn.

he always has even when he was young

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:47

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

it�s because he IS poo poo

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:47

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Fellas, is it gay to eat ice cream on your own?

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:49

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Donald Trump and Kari Lake are my favorite characters in Hamlet

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:52

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

Fellas, is it gay to eat ice cream on your own?

Depends on how much tongue you use.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:53

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

https://twitter.com/FoxReports/status/1761067735587394003
Text: In new memo obtained by CNN, NRSC instructs its candidates to reject clearly and concisely government attempts to restrict access to IVF