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fuctifino posted:For those who don't want to log into the dead bird site, here's an unroll of the tweet thread:
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Feb 27, 2024 12:40
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tldr Helen Joyce reads lewd Harry Potter fic on her phone in a public place while dming JK Rowling.
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Feb 27, 2024 12:51
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Guavanaut posted:Harry Potter was between 11 and 17 during all of the books. If even having dodgy Simpsons fanart is illegal now, surely reading material in giant letters in a public place about children doing sexual stuff is enough to get you branded a nonce. I expect they get around this by having it be set post book 7 at Biggotts' Wizard University or similar. E: checked more of the comments on the Twitter thread. Apparently the story in question is set during book 7 when the characters were 17. So Helen Joyce has just been caught reading child pornography in public. Jedit fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Feb 27, 2024 12:52
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Kinda figure that if you're reading potter porn in giant lettering while discussing your hateful ideology out loud, you can't accuse the person with eyes and ears of being creepy per se. Him trawling through fanfic may have been above and beyond but frankly, don't read your wank bank in public or people have the right to wonder.
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Feb 27, 2024 12:59
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jesus christ but those people are hosed in the head
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Feb 27, 2024 13:00
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Prince William is trending, and there seems to be a very strong establishment message from the royal reporters to loudly state CATHERINE IS TOTALLY FINE, as well as swamp the hashtag with over the white noise tweets on how amazing William is. This is one of the propaganda noise tweets: https://twitter.com/witchinateacup/status/1762266583747928455 Catherine has not been seen since she was rushed to hospital for 'routine surgery' over Christmas, and the rumours that are being reported about by some foreign media are she was violently assaulted by William and she's been in a coma ever since. William cancelled attending a memorial for his Godfather, and he was due to give a reading. They were apparently quite close. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Feb 27, 2024 13:00
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Jedit posted:I expect they get around this by having it be set post book 7 at Biggotts' Wizard University or similar. And this from the people who want to ban books like Gender Queer for allegedly teaching children that plastic dongs exist. Tesseraction posted:Kinda figure that if you're reading potter porn in giant lettering while discussing your hateful ideology out loud, you can't accuse the person with eyes and ears of being creepy per se. Him trawling through fanfic may have been above and beyond but frankly, don't read your wank bank in public or people have the right to wonder.  Jedit posted:E: checked more of the comments on the Twitter thread. Apparently the story in question is set during book 7 when the characters were 17. So Helen Joyce has just been caught reading child pornography in public.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:02
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She was last seen getting into a Mercedes-Benz in Paris, according to our sources.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:03
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IS THAT A WHITE FIAT I SEE
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Feb 27, 2024 13:03
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Terf noncelady is getting dogpiled on twitter, and it's beautiful. Im surprised she hasn't locked down her account
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Feb 27, 2024 13:04
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https://x.com/HJoyceGender/status/1762445997429375069?s=20 She was just doing some research clearly Just like Pete Townshend
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Feb 27, 2024 13:05
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https://twitter.com/HJoyceGender/status/1762445995298746428 Reading kiddy erotica for "the research" e:
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Feb 27, 2024 13:06
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She's deid, arr kate is deid. They killed her.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:06
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Skarsnik posted:https://x.com/HJoyceGender/status/1762445997429375069?s=20
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Feb 27, 2024 13:08
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fuctifino posted:Prince William is trending, and there seems to be a very strong establishment message from the royal reporters to loudly state CATHERINE IS TOTALLY FINE, as well as swamp the hashtag with over the white noise tweets on how amazing William is. He's pretty amazing alright... At reciting the Shahada! https://twitter.com/Chriss104/status/1761357052897546440?t=qofd30sENj2iYe_3V5H7MQ&s=19
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Feb 27, 2024 13:16
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Tesseraction posted:Kinda figure that if you're reading potter porn in giant lettering while discussing your hateful ideology out loud, you can't accuse the person with eyes and ears of being creepy per se. Him trawling through fanfic may have been above and beyond but frankly, don't read your wank bank in public or people have the right to wonder. I had the same policy for people who load up RedTube on their phones while on the bus, but don't even have the decency to put headphones on.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:16
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Ah yes, fan fic, which famously is extremely niche and unknown and has never been the subject of even a single academic paper.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:21
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Looking forward to the daily mail following up their expose on how Furries are turning the kids gay, into weird horny fan culture in general.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:25
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Crooked House: Owners of wonky pub ordered to rebuild  The 'book the demolition before the arson' plan didn't work out.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:26
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It's alright, the rebuild will also mysteriously burn down, vindicating them.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:29
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keep punching joe posted:Looking forward to the daily mail following up their expose on how Furries are turning the kids gay, into weird horny fan culture in general. Furries are at the forefront of the cis to trans pipeline, I'm honestly amazed that they haven't done it already.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:29
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Daily mail three page report on the omegaverse.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:30
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sinky posted:Crooked House: Owners of wonky pub ordered to rebuild I think my schadenfreude gland has just burst. Amazing 
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Feb 27, 2024 13:34
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Tesseraction posted:IS THAT A WHITE FIAT I SEE Bah gawd thats Prince Phillips Music sinky posted:Crooked House: Owners of wonky pub ordered to rebuild This is extremely funny. And so is the Nonce Terf. Im not going to specify which terf is a nonce because well, its most of them. And also huge lmao that JKR had a massive story about 10 years ago about how weirded out she was by the fanfic stuff and her bezzie mates are all reading it.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:57
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Skarsnik posted:https://x.com/HJoyceGender/status/1762445997429375069?s=20 I thankfully deleted twitter a couple of weeks ago and it was probably one of my better decisions, but bah gawd I hope that people have been posting the monkey dust paedofinder general doing "research" at her
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Feb 27, 2024 14:01
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https://twitter.com/dog_gruff/status/1762447507190124855
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Feb 27, 2024 14:04
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Absolutely howling at this. Its been a very long time since we've had a main character this big.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:07
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I would simply not read nonce fanfic, in font big enough to be made out from ten feet away, in public.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:08
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Bradley Walsh is a secret Islamist discourse has dropped 
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Feb 27, 2024 14:09
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smellmycheese posted:Bradley Walsh is a secret Islamist discourse has dropped The Chase really needs to introduce an Islamist Chaser to wind people up
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Feb 27, 2024 14:11
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Ms Adequate posted:I would simply not read nonce fanfic, in font big enough to be made out from ten feet away, in public. Typical trans person, discriminating against people with poor eyesight.  That said, Joyce can spot a trans person just by looking. You'd think she would be able to handle something smaller than 20pt font with eyes that good.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:13
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Failed Imagineer posted:The Chase really needs to introduce an Islamist Chaser to wind people up Pretty sure that crowd think the Sinhaman is Muslim.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:15
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ah yeah the man who talks a lot about his boyfriend and his indian heritage, must be a muslimist
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Feb 27, 2024 14:16
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I know these people made Harry Potter their entire personality but they could maybe stand to branch out a little.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:19
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Have it on good authority that Bradders gets the cast and crew together before every gladiators and recites from the Hadith.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:19
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I know these people made Harry Potter their entire personality but they could maybe stand to branch out a little. She must read All The Harry Potter Slashfic to make sure no disgusting trans themes are being inserted (hehe)
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Feb 27, 2024 14:20
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i watch The Chase all the time and i've detected no difference between the frequency with which they ask questions about Islam compared to Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism or Buddhism, the reason being the mention of any particular main world religion doesn't send me into a blind, foaming at the mouth rage, so I don't notice any one of them more than the others statistics or stfu bitch
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Feb 27, 2024 14:20
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it's called BlockBusters and what is Mecca but a giant block hell bent on BUSTING christianity and our alcoholic sausage rolls and democracy?!!!??!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP 
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Feb 27, 2024 14:23
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crispix posted:ah yeah the man who talks a lot about his boyfriend and his indian heritage, must be a muslimist My good friend have you not heard of the dark art of taqiyya?
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Feb 27, 2024 14:24
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Imagining the 9/11 pilots getting gay married in order to sneak under the radar.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:26
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