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Midnight Voyager posted:They're not. They gave the kid a toy designed to be more durable that happens to be for a dog. They didn't put their food in a bowl on the floor and make them poo outside. Toddlers will eat from the floor and poo poo on the grass all by themselves, you don't even need to encourage them to do that. Toddlers are feral, more so than most adult dogs. (I'm trying to train my nephew to wipe his feet/take off his shoes when he comes in, and the neighbours West Highland Terrier has learned how to do so quicker than the child, it's a little disheartening.)
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We’ve tried a few squeaky dog toys for our kids because they saw them in a store and needed to be spoiled. They were a hit but the main problem was that they dried out and started crumbling pretty quick, I guess they are designed to be constantly rehydrated by dog drool…
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FMguru posted:OP thought he had "won", but no, it turns out his brothers were playing the long game (by not even playing the game at all). Ezra's new babymaking wife has got the juice. OP is gonna have to get with her to salvage the situation.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:40
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Hughlander posted:I've just discovered that my (M29)'s girlfriend (F27)'s family is putting me down in front of her (and me). Can I ever rebuild the trust? I love language posts like this. There's been a bunch over the years and it's always this same script and it never gets old. Not sure why the gf here didn't make any fuss though, maybe she agreed with her family?
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I love language posts like this. There's been a bunch over the years and it's always this same script and it never gets old. Not sure why the gf here didn't make any fuss though, maybe she agreed with her family? Most likely just afraid of confrontations, especially if it's one person versus the whole family.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:52
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Learning a language in secret to surprise someone is so stupid. I almost feel like it's an invasion of privacy.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:56
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AITA for thinking my sister was joking about her daughter's name?quote:When my sister was pregnant with my niece she told me they had decided on a baby name. She didn't want to share the name and told me she was worried they would change their minds because they struggled to agree on one. Then when she was about 7 or 8 months pregnant she told me they had changed the name after she heard the name Cuntley on TikTok. I thought for sure she was joking. She said her name would fit in so nicely with her cousins names (my kids) who are Meadow and Callum. I assumed she meant the real name would and was like oh okay in my head. But again, I 100% believed she was joking and had simply said that because she found the name ridiculous.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:58
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17 year old nephew charged with assault and theft over $5000. Is also being sued in civil court.quote:To everyone who reads this: I know my nephew did something horrible and is a massive [insert expletive of your choice here]. I’m NOT defending or condoning his actions. I agree wholeheartedly that he needs to be punished and I am not seeking to stop that from happening. I’m simply here to ask what the possible outcomes of his case could be. quote:The Crown has mentioned aggravating factors:
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This is Terry Fox territory, punks.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:06
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Gonna have to go with boys will be boys here. She should apologize for getting some good boys in trouble and not having a sense of humor about a little prank. I guess they didn't really mean to hurt her or damage her wooden leg, so they shouldn't feel bad.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:08
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Cythereal posted:17 year old nephew charged with assault and theft over $5000. Is also being sued in civil court. Jesus loving christ. Just thank your lucky stars that this happened in Canada, and not like Alabama or some poo poo.
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Cythereal posted:17 year old nephew charged with assault and theft over $5000. Is also being sued in civil court. This is an easy one. Gotta take the kid to get some hard-rear end tattoos so he'll be well set up for prison. I'm thinking a neck tattoo in old English font reading 'Cripplekicker' or something. Best if you can get it done before the court date, since the kid might go straight to processing from there.
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Cythereal posted:17 year old nephew charged with assault and theft over $5000. Is also being sued in civil court. A hundred lashes in the city center. Each. And then a week in stocks for people to pelt the three monsters with dog poo poo. And then jail time.
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Mr Teatime posted:Mom just pure raging because the kid won’t stop squeaking the squeaker. Get her a drum kit next time, dog drums if necessary. * Writes down quickly *
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Batterypowered7 posted:* Writes down quickly * Don't give the buskers any more ideas!
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His punishment should be the crown takes his leg for a few hours
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Cythereal posted:17 year old nephew charged with assault and theft over $5000. Is also being sued in civil court. John Wick of Dogs posted:His punishment should be the crown takes his leg for a few hours 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:l m a o have you seen how needy puppygirls are, I don't blame anyone for nipping that in the bud
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Feb 27, 2024 14:39
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If he is getting sentenced as an adult in criminal court can his parents still have their stuff gone after in civil court? Seems like it would be contradictory. Either way they need to figure out how to afford a civil lawyer. Little poo poo deserves everything he gets and then some.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:11
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Shanghaied posted:Jesus loving christ. Alabama: "Boys will be boys. She should have known better than to be in public with her prosthetic leg showing, like some kind of harlot. They're kind of heroes if you think about it that way. We should be thanking them for their service. Case dismissed." I hope the kids get the book thrown at them.
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Shanghaied posted:Jesus loving christ. You think three memebers of the football/basketball/baseball team would be disciplined in Alabama for a harmless prank? drat, too slow
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Unless the boys were black and the girl white, in which case you somehow get life with no parole in Alabama. But no, I was speaking only in terms of the prison conditions, as prison time seems all but unavoidable at this point.
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for thinking my sister was joking about her daughter's name? Mildew, Calcium and oval office. Somehow Im eager to find what other names the rest of this familytree has got to offer
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I. M. Gei posted:She isn't gonna give a poo poo now, but the mom may be worried that her daughter will keep and cherish it for a number of years, and then find out her precious childhood keepsake is a toy made for animals at an age when she might be offended by that revelation. That kid is going to chew through the toy before this can even become a thing.
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I. M. Gei posted:She isn't gonna give a poo poo now, but the mom may be worried that her daughter will keep and cherish it for a number of years, and then find out her precious childhood keepsake is a toy made for animals at an age when she might be offended by that revelation. Yeah, as a mature adult with a rational brain I would be apoplectic if I found out someone had given me a stuffed toy with a noisemaker inside it that was sold in the dog aisle instead of a stuffed toy with a noisemaker inside it that was sold in the baby aisle. Do they know how damaging it is to give babies toys that have paw print themed branding on the tag???
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The Alchemist posted:Mildew, Calcium and oval office. Somehow Im eager to find what other names the rest of this familytree has got to offer
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for thinking my sister was joking about her daughter's name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obagb7RQeYo
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PetraCore posted:Meadow and Callum are fine and totally not in the same ballpark as oval office(ley). Meadow is some hippy poo poo, but okay, whatever. Callum is an actual name even if it's a little uncommon. Neither are in the same ballpark as Cuntley. Pnurtis would be a better name than Cuntley.
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for thinking my sister was joking about her daughter's name? You can't name your kid that in Canada!
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Chin Strap posted:If he is getting sentenced as an adult in criminal court can his parents still have their stuff gone after in civil court? Seems like it would be contradictory. Either way they need to figure out how to afford a civil lawyer. Here in the US we JUST had a parent of a school shooter found guilty of manslaughter despite their son having been charged as an adult. The justice system frequently does not make sense when the situation gets crazy
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Electric Wrigglies posted:You can't name your kid that in Canada!
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Shanghaied posted:Meadow is some hippy poo poo, but okay, whatever. Callum is an actual name even if it's a little uncommon. Neither are in the same ballpark as Cuntley. Pnurtis would be a better name than Cuntley. I do think it should be illegal to name your baby Cuntley though. EDIT: My own personal pet peeve with nature names is when people do that but also spell them weird to be 'more unique', but that's just an extension of me hating the 'gently caress up the spelling as hard as possible for uniqueness' name thing. PetraCore fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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PetraCore posted:Rose, Heather, Daisy, etc. I mean, flowers are the reproductive organs of plants.  I guess maybe I'm turning around on the name Cuntley.
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Shanghaied posted:I mean, flowers are the reproductive organs of plants.
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Hughlander posted:
I just wanted to point out that according to his initial comments, this weight is after he already lost 170 pounds. So when they first started swinging, my man weighed over 700. I am impressed he was able to make it out of the house, let alone hit up swingers parties. Also unrelated but the prosthetic leg story falls a little too close to just plain abuse/assault for my comfort.
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In which "AH" has a different meaning: AITA for not removing sensitive books, and "making fun of my Sil's education" quote:I live with my fiance in a one bedroom apartment. It's quite small and we don't have an office. We have a bedroom, living room, bathroom and kitchen. Plus, a little balcony.
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wheatpuppy posted:Also unrelated but the prosthetic leg story falls a little too close to just plain abuse/assault for my comfort. And is just inviting masturbatory "Tough on crime!" posts on an OP that seemingly was not trying to defend the actions but find out what they can expect and should do to advocate for the charged.
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wheatpuppy posted:I just wanted to point out that according to his initial comments, this weight is after he already lost 170 pounds. So when they first started swinging, my man weighed over 700. I am impressed he was able to make it out of the house, let alone hit up swingers parties. 700 is well into the area of not independently mobile, so I can only imagine the wife was going alone to swingers events and propositioning people on condition that they go back to the house and gently caress a gigantic bedridden ball of lard and then wondering why no one was following up on it quote:Also unrelated but the prosthetic leg story falls a little too close to just plain abuse/assault for my comfort. It's absolutely assault and and open-and-shut case of the son being absolutely and deservedly hosed for life
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Beat him to death with a prosthesis, imo
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Cuntley is kind of an insult-proof name if you think about it. "You're such a oval office!" "No, I'm Cuntley  "(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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