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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Succession plan is pretty easy.

1. Die
2. King Willy Style

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
i'm already in the queue. position 2,320. loving bagged it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

william taking over soon probably means another century of monarchy

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

i say swears online posted:

william taking over soon probably means another century of monarchy
they poisoned charles the moment his mom died, giving him cancer that would kill him of "natural causes" before he had a chance to get out of the honeymoon period.

Jeff the Mediocre
Dec 30, 2013


i say swears online posted:

william taking over soon probably means another century of monarchy

When Chuck does die, Harry should call up all the lords and start a succession crisis for old time's sake. Make a big show of having all the decrepit people in the House of Lords joust.

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Jeff the Mediocre posted:

When Chuck does die, Harry should call up all the lords and start a succession crisis for old time's sake. Make a big show of having all the decrepit people in the House of Lords joust.

Some kind of tragic accident leaving Harry the heir would be great to read about in the monarchy loving press because if they argue he shouldn’t next on the list is Randy Andy.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Starbucks posted:

Some kind of tragic accident leaving Harry the heir would be great to read about in the monarchy loving press because if they argue he shouldn’t next on the list is Randy Andy.

Have to be a tragic accident killing off Will's kids too. I think Harry should go the Richard III route; declare himself Lord Protector then declare the kids illegitimate. Make royalty exciting again!

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
PM Keith and a king whose only personality is inaugurating the noble office of the undergroom of the peg

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UziZYL_gtDc

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


i say swears online posted:

william taking over soon probably means another century of monarchy

I don't think there's ever been any chance we get rid of them in the foreseeable future

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Communist Thoughts posted:

I don't think there's ever been any chance we get rid of them in the foreseeable future
never say never, truss might get another go at the top job

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Britain's lack of free speech is comical, you can get sued by a SAD poster

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

TACD posted:

never say never, truss might get another go at the top job

she will use the argument that lessons were learnt and she won’t let the woke blob get her again before she can deliver the benefits of her amazing plan

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

the funniest thing about Liz Truss blaming the woke mob deep state for ending her government is that she’s not even wrong. she was objectively too odious for the bourgeois dictatorship to tolerate.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


She just wasnt a banker and goldman sachs had spent too long fully capturing the UK to let something like democracy (even tory party democracy) get in their way

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

she was only doing what they literally told her to believe

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

the funniest thing about Liz Truss blaming the woke mob deep state for ending her government is that she’s not even wrong. she was objectively too odious for the bourgeois dictatorship to tolerate.

also the fact that a lot of them “live here” doesn’t help, even the financial times crowd are noticing the decline in public infrastructure and services and were pretty annoyed at the budget

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Charles is definitely dead

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1762429660283949206?t=FFPASjYB8I56nkn7ARl8kg&s=19

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Hate it when they do this.

UK journalists: "Oooooh, we know something you don't!"

UK public: "What is it?"

UK journalists: "Can't tell you: it's a secret!"

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Charles? My money is on Kate.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he does need to get the divorce in now before he becomes king really

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Starbucks posted:

Charles? My money is on Kate.
Both died in a tragic pegging affair.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

it's because he was too busy shidding mangos out of his doodoo rear end

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
She was reading harry potter porn on the train lol

https://twitter.com/dschw89/status/1762385444426104874?t=a-W5op4Z9P8FSaMMjJlfWg&s=19
https://twitter.com/dschw89/status/1762385479549223036?t=xnaBCF-gs7QCNS_r-gvv7Q&s=19

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


as dead as Dillinger

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008



He killed Kate and needs to wrap up some loose ends before she's tragically swept out to sea during her many month long convalescence

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012




Hope ya'll get a chance to check this out.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post


Gangtag.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Wanting to tag myself but can't pick between DODJECTION, DIM TIGHT or ENIGEMIC SOUNDS

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

Enigemic Sounds. one of the best chillout/downtempo groups of the early 90s

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

WrasslorMonkey posted:



Hope ya'll get a chance to check this out.



I don't quite get their plan

most scams try to limit interaction with the targets if possible. But here they have an actual rented facility and staff. Which means the targets immediately know they've been scammed... in person, meaning they are definitely going to kick up a fuss and complain and call people. I guess they might have done their homework and there's no way for anyone to get their money back? If so then this is gonna become a constant thing.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1762249695949115552?s=20

I don't get it they already have Wes and Keir, what more do they need?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

I don't quite get their plan

most scams try to limit interaction with the targets if possible. But here they have an actual rented facility and staff. Which means the targets immediately know they've been scammed... in person, meaning they are definitely going to kick up a fuss and complain and call people. I guess they might have done their homework and there's no way for anyone to get their money back? If so then this is gonna become a constant thing.



Their Privacy Policy is a link to a google doc.

Page links to an insta with nothing on it.

oh good, there is a houseofilluminati dot com.

It has blog posts where the text is black and the background is also black.

From Ordinary to Extraordinary: Transformative Events with House of Illuminati

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Calling the police to confirm that, yes, I am the biggest retard for taking my family to see me visibly conned.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

From their AI-written blog, apparently they hosted an event where they relocated Abbey Road studios to Glasgow.



I'm genuinely fascinated by this whole thing. Can't wait for xmas 2024 where pop-up sites for festive grottos promise an AI winter wonderland that turns out to be a homeless guy in a red suit and a whippet with antlers stuck to its head.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I'm genuinely fascinated by this whole thing. Can't wait for xmas 2024 where pop-up sites for festive grottos promise an AI winter wonderland that turns out to be a homeless guy in a red suit and a whippet with antlers stuck to its head.

Lapland New Forest

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

They did Dashcon British style.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

https://twitter.com/tomwhistom/status/1762415215113588834?s=46&t=iXLhfzEmnFOZYfQKQ2O7-g

This feels like a rogue AI went and pulled off something funny. It may even be worth the grift in the industry if we make the Skynet of pranksters and con artists.

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PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Maybe if your fooled by that very obvious bollocks you deserve to loose £40?

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