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Up there with the people who furiously total up the number of ethnic minorities visible in ad breaks and go unhinged when it doesn't accurately reflect the national demographics. edit: Section 294 in The Indian Penal Code states that anyone conducting an obscene act in a public place, possibly including reading harry potter fanfic, shall be punished with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to three months, or with fine, or with both. Clyde Radcliffe fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Feb 27, 2024 14:26
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crispix posted:i watch The Chase all the time and i've detected no difference between the frequency with which they ask questions about Islam compared to Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism or Buddhism, the reason being the mention of any particular main world religion doesn't send me into a blind, foaming at the mouth rage, so I don't notice any one of them more than the others You see 10% of people in the adverts are Black whereas only 4% of the UK population is, and this is terrible because e: ^^^ 
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Feb 27, 2024 14:28
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keep punching joe posted:Have it on good authority that Bradders gets the cast and crew together before every gladiators and recites from the Hadith. Almost certainly the bismillah - even Hercule Poirot does the bismillah (in Murder in Mesopotamia for the inquiring minds that potentially might want to know). Banks: why is it so bloody hard to get someone who died nearly 9 years ago off our flats bank account as a signatory? And no, I don't have a death certificate nor do her daughters who I tracked down anymore. Kate chat: so maybe that 'abdominal surgery' was due to a punch in the guts if the rumours are true? (Which I doubt personally but you never know. If I had to pick one of that lot, I'd be Team Harry).
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Feb 27, 2024 14:29
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Less than 10 years? Might just be dead for tax purposes. Better to be cautious.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:31
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Kate chat: so maybe that 'abdominal surgery' was due to a punch in the guts if the rumours are true? (Which I doubt personally but you never know. If I had to pick one of that lot, I'd be Team Harry). Well apparently the abdominal surgery wasn't true at all, it was all a cover for her being hooked up to a life glug, so whilst there might of been a gut punch involved the gossip is it went much further than that. Seeing some rumors on BlueSky that she's woken up and wants to press charges.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:37
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Kate awakens from her coma, and proceeds on a deadly quest of revenge across the globe. But will she manage to kill the elusive Will.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:39
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imgur seems to have gone a bit bonkers (for me anyway) this afternoon so anyway: The Jewish councillor is Martin Abrams. JewishVoiceForLabour @JVoiceLabour Last night Lambeth Labour Group suspended a Jewish Cllr indefinitely and a black and 2 Muslim cllrs for 3 months for calling for a ceasefire in Gaza. It seems they are happier ignoring Genocide than with dissent Every day in every way my decision to quit the Labour Party in January 2020 is reinforced.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:41
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PriorMarcus posted:Well apparently the abdominal surgery wasn't true at all, it was all a cover for her being hooked up to a life glug, so whilst there might of been a gut punch involved the gossip is it went much further than that. Lol links please
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Feb 27, 2024 14:47
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Seems the actors from that Willy Wonka show have leaked the script they never got to perform https://drive.google.com/file/d/19ZX568_6wCmvsvbxLGirDX1vVPsYH8qG/view?pli=1
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Feb 27, 2024 14:48
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keep punching joe posted:Kate awakens from her coma, and proceeds on a deadly quest of revenge across the globe. But will she manage to kill the elusive Will. Will while Kate is in her coma: Crumbs if she wakes up and makes a complaint to the Police I'll be in trouble. Even a Prince can't make this go away.... (Looks at vial full of cancer causing drugs.) But a King? That's a different story!
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Feb 27, 2024 14:51
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I was just thinking. I like many goons have read a fair bit of Terry Pratchett. I have never had any desire to read about Susan Sto Helit and and Ridcully loving-l (but at the very least, they’re adults). But then also to just be hypothetically sitting there in between reading it trying to get his attention on Twitter (back when he was alive obviously)? What the gently caress is wrong with this country and Harry Potter? The other day I was in a post office and it was selling Harry Potter v Voldemort battle of hogwarts stamps. It wasn’t a real battle
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Feb 27, 2024 15:00
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Tesseraction posted:Seems the actors from that Willy Wonka show have leaked the script they never got to perform https://drive.google.com/file/d/19ZX568_6wCmvsvbxLGirDX1vVPsYH8qG/view?pli=1 Also clearly 100% generated via ChatGPT or similar. The final scene in particular would be impossible to pull off without a massive special effects budget, but they forgot to include in their prompts that they had about £7.50 left over after they bought the single crate of limeade
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Feb 27, 2024 15:02
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Lol if Kate was a deep undercover anti monarchy sleeper agent this whole time. Or Katya even.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:06
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massive spider posted:I was just thinking. I like many goons have read a fair bit of Terry Pratchett. I have never had any desire to read about Susan Sto Helit and and Ridcully loving-l (but at the very least, they’re adults). But then also to just be hypothetically sitting there in between reading it trying to get his attention on Twitter (back when he was alive obviously)? Well of course you wouldn't, Ridcully was still carrying a torch for Granny Weatherwax
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Feb 27, 2024 15:08
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There's so much on this page I don't understand. What's the gut punch? Are we suggesting William punched her so hard in the stomach she's been in hospital since January?
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Feb 27, 2024 15:12
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It seems to be an unsubstantiated twitter rumour that he hit her, yes.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:12
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The stomach part may just be the cover story.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:13
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Blimey. There are quieter ways of offing your spouse than beating her into a coma in your palace. Should've asked his dad
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Feb 27, 2024 15:19
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Although if Charlie loses his battle to bum cancer and William goes inside for a stretch on gbh charges, we may be left with king George, the 11 year old boy. Maybe that would be enough for this country to wake up to how ridiculous having a monarchy is
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Feb 27, 2024 15:25
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A decade of stories about 'the wicked regent' would really spice things up.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:28
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DreddyMatt posted:Although if Edward loses his battle to smoking too much and George falls off a horse, we may be left with another king Edward, the 40 year old Nazi.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:31
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DreddyMatt posted:...William goes inside for a stretch on gbh charges... If his dad is dead, then William becomes immune from all laws. There is no authority in this country higher than the ruling monarch. e: And re: William hitting her in the stomach, I think there's also facial injuries, hence the lack of photos of any kind. Harry recounted a few instances of his brother's violent and uncontrollable rage, and there have been whispers of domestic abuse within the relationship since the affair and pegging stuff came to light. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Feb 27, 2024 15:42
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Do you think they haven't admitted it's bowel cancer because they worry that will forever be colloquialised as Chuck Butt?
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Feb 27, 2024 15:44
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If Will is in court on GBH charges and Charles dies and they have to can the whole thing and release him, maybe that would be enough for this country to wake up to how ridiculous having a monarchy is.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:44
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How many royals need to die before Big Suze from Peep Show is the queen?
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Feb 27, 2024 15:46
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Guavanaut posted:If Will is in court on GBH charges and Charles dies and they have to can the whole thing and release him, maybe that would be enough for this country to wake up to how ridiculous having a monarchy is. William stands at the steps of the Old Bailey, gloating "Ha! Ha! You can't touch me", but within seconds his face is that of horror as he slowly collapses into a ball. A triumphant George, shiv in hand, steps forward playing a certain MC Hammer track....
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Feb 27, 2024 15:47
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Wachter posted:Also clearly 100% generated via ChatGPT or similar. The final scene in particular would be impossible to pull off without a massive special effects budget, but they forgot to include in their prompts that they had about £7.50 left over after they bought the single crate of limeade Any time I've seen generated scripts or fiction from Chat GPT it has the same vibe as a 'then everyone in the restaurant stood up and clapped' story. I can't put my finger on it, just absolute confidence in it's utterly mediocre storytelling.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:50
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I did wonder if William slipped events today because the ol' peg got stuck out damaged. Poor show to turn up to a funeral with a destroyed hole when yer da is out of commission due to poor hole.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:51
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fuctifino posted:William stands at the steps of the Old Bailey, gloating "Ha! Ha! You can't touch me", but within seconds his face is that of horror as he slowly collapses into a ball. A triumphant George, shiv in hand, steps forward playing a certain MC Hammer track.... The British Monarchy after they realise that the second you kill the King or Queen that if you are next in line you become monarch and thus immune to prosecution for the crime you just did. It rapidly devolves into the wildest game of Rocket Tag you can imagine.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:59
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DreddyMatt posted:Although if Charlie loses his battle to bum cancer and William goes inside for a stretch on gbh charges, we may be left with king George, the 11 year old boy. Don't count on it. John I beat off a combined rebellion/French invasion by dying and being succeeded by his nine year old son. All the barons who hated John's guts just couldn't stay mad at someone that young.
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Feb 27, 2024 16:05
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Bring back the Star Chamber!
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Feb 27, 2024 16:07
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Servetus posted:John I beat off a combined rebellion/French invasion phwoar
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Feb 27, 2024 16:07
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James I also beat off a bunch of barons, he wrote letters about it.
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Feb 27, 2024 16:08
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keep punching joe posted:Have it on good authority that Bradders gets the cast and crew together before every gladiators and recites from the Hadith. Is it: A) Crystal Palace, B) Sheffield Wednesday, C) I bear witness that there is no deity but God, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of God, or D) Tottenham Hotspur. And remember, you have to repeat the answer in full.
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Feb 27, 2024 16:47
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It's D.
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Feb 27, 2024 16:48
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alt text: a high brow political cartoon about prince william punching people really hard https://i.imgur.com/AxUgetR.jpeg
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Feb 27, 2024 17:05
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sebzilla posted:How many royals need to die before Big Suze from Peep Show is the queen? 53 e: mike tindall only needs 21 to become prince consort Doccykins fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Feb 27, 2024 17:08
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 (This 'Lozza' isn't the other Lozza btw)
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Feb 27, 2024 18:42
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If there's no committee to scrutinize arms exports, how do we know that there's not a load being sent to 123 Fake Street, Petropavi, Kazakhstan, Not Russia?
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Feb 27, 2024 18:52
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God save Mrs. Ethel Shroake of 393A High Street, Leytonstone
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