NFC North 2023: Inappropriately courting Cousins is just what you do in Georgia

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Dejan Bimble posted:

are the vikings being serious about cousins post achilles or are they doing the jets thing of pretending an older player with a severe injury is just going to be exactly who he was before?

if i was a vikings fan and my team paid kirk cousins like the 10th best qb for multiple years I would rip my novelty viking pigtails out

he's a free agent, so who knows, he might not want to come back

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:12

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# ? May 26, 2024 19:15

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Trade for Winfield if he is tagged (and pay him)
Sign Love to a 4-year deal at $47.5mil/yr with incentives
Restructure Elgton Jenkins Deal
Draft Cooper DeJean
Draft Kamren Kichens

Let's ride.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 08:34

Gorson: Aug 29, 2014

An achillies typically doesn't affect performance when they come back. More of a mental thing. I'd sign Cousins to a 2 year deal but he's going to be looking for 3-4 and might get it somewhere else.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 13:36

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Hot Diggity! posted:

Mock drafts are a mistake

Otoh I mock the draft every chance I get

# ? Feb 27, 2024 13:42

St. Blaize: Oct 11, 2007

My stupid draft scenario:

Arizona gets 1:1

Bears get 1:4, 1:27, and Kyler Murray

Thanks for reading

# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:13

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

St. Blaize posted:

My stupid draft scenario:

Arizona gets 1:1

Bears get 1:4, 1:27, and Kyler Murray

Thanks for reading

Gonna need more picks than that chief

Considering my medium QB comp for Caleb Williams is: Taller Kyler Murray

# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:16

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Caleb also prefers Battlefield over COD, which is objectively correct

# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:20

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

St. Blaize posted:

My stupid draft scenario:

Arizona gets 1:1

Bears get 1:4, 1:27, and Kyler Murray

Thanks for reading

It'd be 1:4, 1:27, Kyler, and like 2-3 future (like next season or 2026) mid round picks

# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:29

trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

Kyler with DJ Moore and either MHJ or Nabers would be pretty cool

Then take that center at 27. It'd be the best bears offense in decades. And if they went edge at 9 they'd have a solid defense too.

This is the first trade down scenario I like, that would be the best floor for the team in decades

trevorreznik fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Feb 27, 2024

# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:38

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

I have insider information, from deep within Halas Hall, and I'm now 100% certain I know what the Bears plan to do with the first overall pick

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:02

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Kyler Murry is Justin Fields but older.
But also Caleb Williams is Justin Fields but smaller.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:07

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

GNU Order posted:

I have insider information, from deep within Halas Hall, and I'm now 100% certain I know what the Bears plan to do with the first overall pick

Blow it?

Sorry that was too easy. We always knew they would.

Really blow it?

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:07

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Fire Duggan

quote:

https://twitter.com/itszacharyj/status/1762150528547783147

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:37

Calidus: Oct 31, 2011; Stand back I'm going to try science!

HootTheOwl posted:

Kyler Murry is Justin Fields but older.
But also Caleb Williams is Justin Fields but smaller.

Fields can see over his center

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:38

Jaggedstagger: Jan 28, 2005; Yowza!

Calidus posted:

Fields can see over his center

Cause he's always on his rear end

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:44

Cognac McCarthy: Oct 5, 2008; It's a man's game, but boys will play

Draft a smaller center, simple as

# ? Feb 27, 2024 16:44

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

SKULL.GIF posted:

Fire Duggan

https://twitter.com/mzenitz/status/1762311017860640768?s=46

# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:24

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Dejan Bimble posted:

are the vikings being serious about cousins post achilles or are they doing the jets thing of pretending an older player with a severe injury is just going to be exactly who he was before?

I suspect he's not coming back. If they wanted him to stay he would already be signed. It's also possible Kirk is going to dick around trying to find a desperate and stupid team to shovel him large amounts of guaranteed cash.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:52

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/1762530607823757715/photo/1

The Beard was such a good idea for him lol

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:31

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/1762530607823757715/photo/1

The Beard was such a good idea for him lol

I'm getting a bit of Ben Kingsley from him here. Hopefully for you he puts more effort into his job than Kingsley does :haw:

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:34

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/1762530607823757715/photo/1

The Beard was such a good idea for him lol

Going full divorced dad mode I see, can�t wait for the media to get a tour of his new apartment and see what kind of folding chairs he�s using for living room furniture

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:36

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/1762530607823757715/photo/1

The Beard was such a good idea for him lol

Was he dying his hair before? Maybe it's just the lighting or something, but he looks a lot greyer. I do love the beard.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:39

Scipiotik: Mar 2, 2004; "I would have won the race but for that."

Bird in a Blender posted:

Was he dying his hair before? Maybe it's just the lighting or something, but he looks a lot greyer. I do love the beard.

He needs to dye his hair and really accentuate the paulie walnuts wings he's got going on.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:49

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://x.com/chicago_nfl/status/1762534633680343399?s=46&t=YFwWLyO9tHnSW6yg3WZp1g

lmao fields is gone as gently caress

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:56

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

There�s no way that�s the same guy

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:58

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Was he dying his hair before? Maybe it's just the lighting or something, but he looks a lot greyer. I do love the beard.

He seems like a fairly intense guy and being an NFL head coach is a rather strenuous job. I remember Dick Jauron aging about two decades during his four years with the Bears.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:58

Dog Faced JoJo: Oct 15, 2004; Woof Woof

Dexo posted:

https://x.com/chicago_nfl/status/1762534633680343399?s=46&t=YFwWLyO9tHnSW6yg3WZp1g

lmao fields is gone as gently caress

How the hell am I supposed to make a stupid acronym out of that?

# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:59

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Dexo posted:

https://x.com/chicago_nfl/status/1762534633680343399?s=46&t=YFwWLyO9tHnSW6yg3WZp1g

lmao fields is gone as gently caress

How can
I do
This as a
lovely acronym

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:02

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Bird in a Blender posted:

Was he dyeing his hair before? Maybe it's just the lighting or something, but he looks a lot greyer. I do love the beard.

He was Coach HairGel on game days.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Forrest on Fire posted:

How can
I do
This as a
lovely acronym

Halting
Incompetence
Through
Scruff

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:18

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Dexo posted:

lmao fields is gone as gently caress

Thanks for the reminder the Bears are the dumbest team in the league

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:32

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Calidus posted:

Fields can see over his center

Through him too, considering he's loving invisible.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:33

JGdmn: Jun 12, 2005; Like I give a fuck.

Walking Dead looking coach.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:36

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

JGdmn posted:

Dead Man Walking looking coach.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:38

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

The beard has definitely helped. My biggest issue with Flus so far is he just looked like such a dang weiner. And since the first two years had too much rebuild bullshit to base my opinion on record, basing my entire analysis on his "looks like a dweeb" factor was the firmest metric I had at my disposal.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:06

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Scipiotik posted:

He needs to dye his hair and really accentuate the paulie walnuts wings he's got going on.

Nah last year he looked like Midwestern Ben McAdoo, this is a much better look.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:56

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

I thought that was Ryan Day after a 3rd loss to Michigan.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:11

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

That�s the Flus we need on game days/etc., not the Slick Matt we�ve been getting

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:11

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Comfortador posted:

I thought that was Ryan Day after a 3rd loss to Michigan.

Nowhere near enough jet black shoe polish in the beard.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:24

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# ? May 26, 2024 19:15

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

He was Coach HairGel on game days.

Yea, I think that's the difference.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:17

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