Comic Strips 2024: Just Act Cool and Flex a Little

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MockingQuantum: Jan 20, 2012

Hostile V posted:

The Argyle Sweater.

Cool, thank you!

# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:17

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:48

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

I have a decent-sized backlog and nothing new to contribute to the conversation but I want to add an extra gently caress YOU to the chorus of Batiuk and Mary Worth hatred.

I'm also moving Curtis up to the top this week because let's get into some gently caress YOU BILLINGSLEY

Curtis and Barry do a Deepfake Sexual Harrassment

GOOD! THAT'S WHAT SHE SHOULD DO.

Oh yeah, Michelle's only mad because her "snooty" friends don't like seeing her image manipulated to portray her doing something she never did, giving physical affection to someone she hates. How stuck-up.

Breaking Cat News

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Wallace the Brave

Heart of the City

Alley Oop

# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:22

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

whheewwww. Get hosed, Curtis!

I appreciate that Heart's Dad is a flawed dork instead of Keif Widdlehands or Generic Bad Dad.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:41

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Hostile V posted:

What the gently caress is this horseshit? Like this is unbelievably stupid even for holbrook.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:06

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

The Family Upstairs/The Dingbat Family(August 30, 1910)

Baron Bean(February 29, 1916)

Polly and Her Pals(January 28, 1913)

Gasoline Alley(October 21, 1919)

Us Boys(February 27, 1912)

The Gumps(March 27, 1917)

Krazy Kat(December 23, 1913)

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:07

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Vargo posted:

Curtis and Barry do a Deepfake Sexual Harrassment

So this is going to turn into a Very Special Episode now, and both Curtis and Barry end up in capital-T Trouble, and the lesson will be clearly spelled out that this stuff is not just a harmless prank, right?

...Right?

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:07

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

What a charming message. "She hates you? No matter; you're still entitled to a relationship with her, or at least the appearance of one! Hyuk hyuk."

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:59

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

those boys sure are being boys

# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:01

Breadmaster: Jun 14, 2010

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

I can't tell where the dress ends and the throne starts, and that's probably by her design.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:08

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

We Are Reproducing

What�s a child-friendly way to say something like �poo poo happens?�

# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:23

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

Scary Gary :drac:

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# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:49

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

More like Keith Bellend.

Did I say that already? I meant to. Anyways I think this is the end of this particular story but I suspect it will be revisited in the future.

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Welp, I lost :10bux:

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Feb 28, 2024 00:26

The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Conan: The Blood Egg Part 1

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

No one could accuse Shailey of failing to simper her winsome way to what she wants. She wrapped that Cimmerian around her little finger. Just one arrow in her quiver of leadership.

Gary the horse was a recurring unseen character in Allison's various Tackleford comics, but he only appeared in the Bad Machinery side story The Big Hiatus.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:04

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

JethroMcB posted:

FoxTrot Classix

Okay I know this is comic logic but lizards, at least the chameleon I suspect this lizard is supposed to be (or an iguana?) do not destroy loving photos unless you literally shove it under them or beat them with it.

Up next on my Ted Talk, I will discuss why Hollywood and history did piranha wrong.

And The Phantom....well. That is some motion depicted.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:09

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:13

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

There's something almost tragic about John Allison's Conan having the same plot as (modern) Prince Valiant. As much as I tend to like his work, I doubt the comparison will be kind.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:13

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

She is about to be loving snapped in half.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:29

Fighting Trousers: May 17, 2011; Does this excite you, girl?

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

Azura's design reminds me of Ducky from Lavender Jack and it's messing with my brain!

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:07

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 6/9-11/52

Dilection. It's kinda interesting the word has fallen out of use but we still use the closely related predilection.

Archie 9/8-10/49

The Virtue of Vera Valiant 3/3-5/77

Sounds porny.

Selachian fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Feb 28, 2024

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:15

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Esa Ahto

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:23

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Ballard Street

Let Edward live his life.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:27

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Fighting Trousers posted:

Azura's design reminds me of Ducky from Lavender Jack and it's messing with my brain!

She does and good for her honestly.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:27

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Cowslips Warren posted:

Okay I know this is comic logic but lizards, at least the chameleon I suspect this lizard is supposed to be (or an iguana?) do not destroy loving photos unless you literally shove it under them or beat them with it.

Up next on my Ted Talk, I will discuss why Hollywood and history did piranha wrong.

Quincy is supposed to be an iguana but either Amend never researched anything about iguanas or never cared. For example, chewing everything up like a puppy or eating mealworms like a non-herbivore.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:39

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Giant Ethicist posted:

What�s a child-friendly way to say something like �poo poo happens?�

Kennel posted:

Ah, that's poop.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:51

someone awful.: Sep 7, 2007

Vargo posted:

wait wait wait

this whole revenge porn AI pic story is obviously terrible, but why is the very small child looking at "girls showing off their BBLs"

# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:59

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

The Wandering Culinarian

# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:03

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Cowslips Warren posted:

Okay I know this is comic logic but lizards, at least the chameleon I suspect this lizard is supposed to be (or an iguana?) do not destroy loving photos unless you literally shove it under them or beat them with it.

Up next on my Ted Talk, I will discuss why Hollywood and history did piranha wrong.

Quincy is an iguana, and it's established lore that he loves to chew on things. He's basically a dog...but easier to draw, since he's immobile for most of his appearances (It also helps that Jason having a lizard just makes more sense for the character.)

Kennel posted:

Nancy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-iFOEOgIM

# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:07

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

Fourth panel should be just Dale speaking: �Mrs. Azura, you�re trying to seduce me�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTGouYYCY1M

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Feb 28, 2024

# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:21

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Giant Ethicist posted:

We Are Reproducing

What�s a child-friendly way to say something like �poo poo happens?�

Shikata ga nai.

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

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# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:31

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Kennel posted:

Esa Ahto

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# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:43

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

STENDEC

e: even the horse knows he has no chance with the widow

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Feb 28, 2024

# ? Feb 28, 2024 04:08

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Rose was a great addition to Wallace the Brave�s line-up.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 04:16

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Our Boarding House (April 9-11, 1925)

Out Our Way: Cowboys Revisited (April 10, 1925)

Toonerville Folks (June 26-28, 1922)

THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL THE TRAINS: On warm days the Skipper often stops and uses the trolley wheel as a pulley to haul up a bucket of drinking water from the rock quarry spring.

Dok's Dippy Duck (February 11, 1915)

Little Lefty (November 13-15, 1939)

Marmy's "confession" in the masthead is enough of a humdinger that I'm not convinced it's canon.

Not something I'd brag about, but it's 85 years later, so what the hell do I know

Olive & Popeye

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:09

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth

I can't believe they wrote this and didn't realize how hosed up it is.

All y'all talking about the story being over forgot about the Mary Worth Victory Lap, motherfuckers! :unsmigghh:

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

Way to take both hands off the rock, there, sporty.

Luann

Eww! Not a tangible action that could actually give you some relief! I just wanted to lecture you about your personality flaws!

Gil Thorp

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:27

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Selachian posted:

Closer Than We Think! 1/10/60

So instead of driving down the runway, you get spun around and flung into the air like being launched off a merry-go-round?