|
DangerDongs posted:Men, for better or worse, get a little more leeway when the hose sprays haphazardly (2 AM morning wood), especially from other guys. I can tell that you've never been to a club with unisex bathrooms, cause let me tell you, girls don't need to do "some crazy hover technique" to piss all over the seat, just the "normal" hover technique under the influence of alcohol is enough.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:28 |
|
|
# ? May 31, 2024 00:48 |
|
Men drunkenly piss like this, while women drunkenly piss like this...
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:30 |
|
mystes posted:The best comment from that is quote:As an autistic girl I have been on two dates with guys where I wasnt sure if it was a date. My eye automatically just read the bolded part first and the lack of punctuation makes it loving terrifying.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:32 |
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:Men drunkenly piss like this, while women drunkenly piss like this... Women drunkenly piss like men do all the time.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:42 |
|
Boy is there egg on my face, because I've never seen it. If I have, I'd must have assumed the culprit was one of the guys in the group. I feel incomplete now =(
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:45 |
|
Lemniscate Blue posted:Women drunkenly piss like men do all the time. Imagine I posted the shocked Pikachu face just getting bigger and bigger.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:53 |
|
I've pissed almost daily ever since I was a wee lad, and I still havent quite figured out the controls
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:57 |
|
DangerDongs posted:Boy is there egg on my face, because I've never seen it. If I have, I'd must have assumed the culprit was one of the guys in the group. This was like 15 years ago. A friend and I used to go to the Christmas concert at the local church (she used to sing in the choir), then we would drink coffee and just hang out somewhere until noon, then we'd go home and spend the rest of the day with our families. Anyway, so we were at this café this Christmas, it's almost noon, and they were about to close. I thought I'd just use the bathroom before we leave. This well-dressed older lady came out of the bathroom and saw me going in, and was like . I went in and saw that the seat was just covered in yellow piss. For some reason I started to wipe everything down in a panic. Maybe I didn't want the café staff to think it was me or something, I don't know. I told my friend about this when I came out, and she was like "ah yes, she must've been doing the hover and missed."
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:04 |
|
Tinkle belles are my least favorite christmas tradition
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:23 |
|
John Wick of Dogs posted:Learning a language in secret to surprise someone is so stupid. I almost feel like it's an invasion of privacy. the hell? People are usually pleasantly surprised by it, at least when they aren't secretly using it to poo poo-talk their SO in public.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:39 |
|
I [33f] hate my sister [26f] so muchquote:My sister is just so perfect it's loving annoying to be around her. Everything she does works out well for her. Every time I see her it's like she's rubbing her perfect life in my face and it. If nothing else a creative writing exercise to see what one of these looks like from the other side.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:42 |
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:The worst part is trying to convince someone that drunk that where they're pissing is most certainly not the toilet. Or anywhere near the bathroom. Ah yes, one of my roommates in college. Glad it wasn't our room at least.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:49 |
|
Shanghaied posted:I can tell that you've never been to a club with unisex bathrooms, cause let me tell you, girls don't need to do "some crazy hover technique" to piss all over the seat, just the "normal" hover technique under the influence of alcohol is enough. Hovering while you pee at all isn't even acceptable. You can't get diseases from sitting on a toilet seat. Hovering is a pansy move. Sit on the drat toilet like an adult. Gah. This drives me nuts.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:00 |
|
*sitting in someone else's piss* It's not gross, in fact it's more sanitary than the toilet seat underneath it!
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:12 |
|
Shanghaied posted:, girls don't need to do "some crazy hover technique" to piss all over the seat, just the "normal" hover technique
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:17 |
|
Scathach posted:Hovering while you pee at all isn't even acceptable. You can't get diseases from sitting on a toilet seat. Hovering is a pansy move. Sit on the drat toilet like an adult. Gah. This drives me nuts. people are animals and will just poo poo on the toilet seat because their drunk and think its funny and im not trusting people payed 7.50$ an hour to disinfect that because if i was payed 7.50 and hour to clean up after the public ide cut every corner. That said the she wee is the go to move. my sister has a metal washable one
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:18 |
|
Cythereal posted:I [33f] hate my sister [26f] so much This attitude towards chronic illness is very true and common though, people think we can just bootstrap our way out of it, and if we don't, it means we just have lovely character.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:23 |
|
SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I'd be first in line to get a child a dog toy because these rules about what is made for what are actually arbitrary and dont mean anything. Which is why I've bought many little stuffies intended for children for my cat, he prefers them to be bigger than most standard cat toys because he loves to grab and kick with his back feet. And working at a gift shop at a zoo for years, I got a decent discount. But there would always be some coworker who said it was weird, why not just buy him cat toys like a normal person? My parents got me a Jar Jar Binks plush shortly after episode 1 came out as a joke, and I used it as an extended fan pull via a noose (please excuse my dumb edgelordiness). Once I moved after college I just sorta kept it around, not on a fan, and it eventually found its true purpose as my first cat’s second favorite toy. His first is the plush carrot he still, 15 years later, holds in his mouth while meowing to let me know that he caught it and his accomplishment should be recognized. Some pet toys are cute as hell, too. My parents recently got their dog a plush volcano full of plush tyrannosauruses. Five year old me, obsessed with dinosaurs like any sensible child, would have been absolutely over the moon to get that.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:25 |
|
snergle posted:people are animals and will just poo poo on the toilet seat because their drunk and think its funny and im not trusting people payed 7.50$ an hour to disinfect that because if i was payed 7.50 and hour to clean up after the public ide cut every corner. It wouldn't be a problem if everyone would just sit down. But since no one believes anyone else would sit down, they don't sit down either. Poop and piss gets on the seat, and now no one can sit down and more poop and piss get on the seats. I call this the Pisser's Dilemma. I'm currently awaiting my Nobel Prize in Economics.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:33 |
|
Shanghaied posted:It wouldn't be a problem if everyone would just sit down. But since no one believes anyone else would sit down, they don't sit down either. Poop and piss gets on the seat, and now no one can sit down and more poop and piss get on the seats. I think they call this the "Tragedy of the common toilet".
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:46 |
|
Jen heir rick posted:I think they call this the "Tragedy of the common toilet".
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:47 |
|
The golden child lost all my parent's money in crypto.quote:I don't want to say I'm happy right now. It's more of an "I told you so" moment. I don't get along with my family. My parents are narcissists and dealing with them is a massive dramatic headache. My sister is fine, I guess, she's just so dramatic. The worst of them is my older brother. My parents have never used the word "no" around him and treat him as if he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself. The only one I get along with is my grandpa because he's just as annoyed at this mess of a family as I am. Grandpa owns.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:53 |
|
FMguru posted:I cheated with, stole, and then married my brother's girlfriend, shattering my extended family and compelling multiple siblings to go NC with me. After ten years I'm starting to feel some of the consequences of my actions - what's the absolute bare minimum I need to do to make everything better, so long as it doesn't me taking responsibility for my own actions? Help me, Reddit! You can't steal a woman because they aren't property.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:53 |
|
Shanghaied posted:I can tell that you've never been to a club with unisex bathrooms, cause let me tell you, girls don't need to do "some crazy hover technique" to piss all over the seat, just the "normal" hover technique under the influence of alcohol is enough. Yeah, but most people who lack a penis don't hover on residential toilets. You just sit. I did have a drunk friend who managed to not realize the lid was down, peed on the lid and then passed out on the floor. That followed her for a while.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2024 23:54 |
|
Midnight Voyager posted:the hell? People are usually pleasantly surprised by it, at least when they aren't secretly using it to poo poo-talk their SO in public. I think people are pleasantly surprised if you tell them you are learning a language of theirs and show your commitment to the relationship. But if you're learning it in secret and ask if a sudden start speaking it to surprise them I think the reaction is going to be "How long have you known this language? Have you been listening in on my conversations?" Etc Also to learn a language in secret your can't just download Duolingo. To really gain any proficiency your are going to have to practice with a partner, take an actual class, it takes a lot of time. If you are doing all that in secret it's going to be obvious you are keeping some kind of weird secret and make people uneasy about what you are hiding.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 00:37 |
|
FMguru posted:The golden child lost all my parent's money in crypto. its even better in the comments, it's not the like son bought all BTC or ETH he apparently went almost all in on some obscure coin thinking he was getting in on the ground floor but that coin was just set up for a short term pump and dump.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 00:41 |
|
John Wick of Dogs posted:I think people are pleasantly surprised if you tell them you are learning a language of theirs and show your commitment to the relationship. But if you're learning it in secret and ask if a sudden start speaking it to surprise them I think the reaction is going to be "How long have you known this language? Have you been listening in on my conversations?" Etc They don't usually learn it to be fluent, they learn it to some basic degree until they can make some kind of surprise gesture with it and go open with it. If I am speaking to someone in another language, it's not with the intention to exclude someone else from understanding it, so "have you been listening in on my conversations?" would never remotely cross my mind. I'm not hiding anything and I am speaking in the same room as someone else, I have no problem with someone else in the room understanding me. If I had a problem, I'd go out of the room with other people. pentyne posted:its even better in the comments, it's not the like son bought all BTC or ETH he apparently went almost all in on some obscure coin thinking he was getting in on the ground floor but that coin was just set up for a short term pump and dump. of course it was
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 00:43 |
|
Midnight Voyager posted:They don't usually learn it to be fluent, they learn it to some basic degree until they can make some kind of surprise gesture with it and go open with it. You're normal though. The people in these stories always reveal a high level of proficiency and actually have been listening in on things
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 00:48 |
|
[quote="trickybiscuits" post="538037390"] [b]My (22F) boyfriend (31M) has become obsessed with a book and it’s tearing us apart https://suntup.press/blood-meridian/ This dipshit could easily blow $10-20k if he got wind of Suntup.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 00:50 |
|
mystes posted:the tragedy of the commodes oh that's way better.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:27 |
|
AITA for not letting my struggling friend move into my the empty second bedroom of my new apartment?quote:New here. After years of working and saving, I 27(F) finally have enough to rent a 2-bedroom apartment in the city. After moving out of home, I had always lived with housemates but now I finally get to live by myself for the first time which I am really excited about. The rest of a second story wasn't worthwhile so I'm not posting it, but I did laugh at this line in the intro quote:Sorry for poor english. I am not smart.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:34 |
|
Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for not letting my struggling friend move into my the empty second bedroom of my new apartment? I'm a little curious what the story the thwarted freeloader told to their mutual friends was.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:51 |
|
Gotta love the audacity of not even asking, just getting mad it wasn’t even offered
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:00 |
|
Shanghaied posted:It wouldn't be a problem if everyone would just sit down. But since no one believes anyone else would sit down, they don't sit down either. Poop and piss gets on the seat, and now no one can sit down and more poop and piss get on the seats. but if you sit down you'll be caught flatfooted when the urinal guy breaks cover
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:01 |
|
The Maroon Hawk posted:Gotta love the audacity of not even asking, just getting mad it wasn’t even offered Hey, he was willing to pay rent, can't beat generosity like that!
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:07 |
|
Guess the age WIBTA if I insist on choosing the restaurant my family takes me to for my birthday ? quote:Usually my mom will take me for dinner on my bday with some other family members. I went vegan before my last bday and when my bday came around, my mom announced she was taking me for dinner to a certain restaurant she chose. I was a little surprised because in the past I would typically pick the restaurant, just like she would pick the restaurant to go to for her bday. She reassured me there was lots of vegan options.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:18 |
|
Am I wrong for canceling our wedding?quote:We have been engaged for 3 years. My fiance went on a trip of a lifetime 6 weeks in Europe. She decided that we would take a break in our relationship allowing me no input in the decision. I called her the day she left and had me blocked, so I canceled our marriage and her moving in with me in March. Short and sweet Peteout.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:20 |
|
pentyne posted:its even better in the comments, it's not the like son bought all BTC or ETH he apparently went almost all in on some obscure coin thinking he was getting in on the ground floor but that coin was just set up for a short term pump and dump. The secret to investment: do it with other people's money.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:20 |
|
John Wick of Dogs posted:I think people are pleasantly surprised if you tell them you are learning a language of theirs and show your commitment to the relationship. But if you're learning it in secret and ask if a sudden start speaking it to surprise them I think the reaction is going to be "How long have you known this language? Have you been listening in on my conversations?" Etc John Wick of Dogs posted:You're normal though. The people in these stories always reveal a high level of proficiency and actually have been listening in on things Nah, this stuff is way easier than you are making it out to be. A few weeks of casual practice on any language app will get you to the point where you can understand sentences like "he/she/it is a dummy" just by Googling the single unfamiliar word. You can absolutely learn a language entirely on the apps these days, you won't have the proficiency of a native speaker but you don't need that in order to ask someone to pass the salad.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:43 |
|
|
# ? May 31, 2024 00:48 |
|
Gadzuko posted:Nah, this stuff is way easier than you are making it out to be. A few weeks of casual practice on any language app will get you to the point where you can understand sentences like "he/she/it is a dummy" just by Googling the single unfamiliar word. You can absolutely learn a language entirely on the apps these days, you won't have the proficiency of a native speaker but you don't need that in order to ask someone to pass the salad.
|
# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:45 |