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Cut out the middleman: Sleep on the kitchen table.
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Feb 27, 2024 18:51
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By popular demand posted:LOL if you don't have special bed gnomes bound by magic to clean your bed . The Ballad of the Delectable Bullet
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Feb 27, 2024 18:55
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By popular demand posted:LOL if you don't have special bed gnomes bound by magic to clean your bed . It's called a dog. No crumbs left when I'm eating in bed
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Feb 27, 2024 18:59
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So where's the horrible part?
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Feb 27, 2024 19:14
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Grand Fromage posted:I don't eat in bed but the real civilized/animal line here is are you just tossing a plate of food on your bed, or are you using some sort of tray to keep things clean? Bed food requires you to move up a plate/bowl size from what you think you would normally need unless you're good at food and know how not to make a mess. Meals requiring multiple plates/bowls don't work unless you can fit a small bowl on the plate.
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Feb 27, 2024 20:14
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They make trays specifically for eating in bed.
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Feb 27, 2024 20:34
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Schubalts posted:They make trays specifically for eating in bed. yes for hospital patients 
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Feb 27, 2024 20:35
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CzarChasm posted:Just out of curiosity, how many of the pro eating in bed camp are married? I eat tacos at 3 AM in a big bed with my wife IYKWIM 
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Feb 27, 2024 20:45
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LifeSunDeath posted:yes for hospital patients Hospital room, or the dream goon cave?
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Feb 27, 2024 21:00
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them hozzie beds are well comfy
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Feb 27, 2024 21:02
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OwlFancier posted:them hozzie beds are well comfy I once spent over an hour in a hospital bed that was like 20 cm too short. It was not comfy. E: I'm not tall, I bet it was a kids' bed or something.
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Feb 27, 2024 21:07
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I hate hospital beds and those trays are always somehow at just the right height to be annoying.
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Feb 27, 2024 21:09
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I've been in a lot of hospital beds in my time and they vary hugely. Some are amazing some are torturous slabs.
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Feb 27, 2024 21:42
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I never eat in bed. But I also don't do anything but sleep in there. Don't watch tv in bed, don't read books in bed, don't fart around on my phone in bed, just go in there for only sleep. So I guess I could imagine if you're doing other activities in bed eating might find a way in there.
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Feb 28, 2024 00:48
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I just ate burritos in bed and left no mess. Are you people gobbling down doritos and hot wings then grabbing the covers? What do your restaurant servers have to clean up when you leave?
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Feb 28, 2024 00:50
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soviet elsa posted:I just ate burritos in bed and left no mess. Are you people gobbling down doritos and hot wings then grabbing the covers? I eat green Nature Valley bars in bed then fall asleep covered in oat dust.
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Feb 28, 2024 00:59
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soviet elsa posted:I just ate burritos in bed and left no mess. Are you people gobbling down doritos and hot wings then grabbing the covers? What do your restaurant servers have to clean up when you leave? Eating in bed is just like hiking. Leave nothing but footprints.
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Feb 28, 2024 01:01
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soviet elsa posted:What do your restaurant servers have to clean up when you leave?
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Feb 28, 2024 01:49
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The question I have is why are you eating in your bed? even if you can do it 100% crumb free, what's the benefit? isn't it easier to eat sitting up?
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Feb 28, 2024 01:54
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You people are all deranged. Food isn't even allowed in the bedroom, let alone in the bed.
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Feb 28, 2024 02:30
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:You people are all deranged. Food isn't even allowed in the bedroom, let alone in the bed. 
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Feb 28, 2024 03:41
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DontMockMySmock posted:The question I have is why are you eating in your bed? even if you can do it 100% crumb free, what's the benefit? isn't it easier to eat sitting up? Yeah if I tried to eat in bed my back would hurt so bad. Eating on the couch is bad enough. The gently caress kind of spines of steel do you people have
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Feb 28, 2024 03:52
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Killingyouguy! posted:Yeah if I tried to eat in bed my back would hurt so bad. Eating on the couch is bad enough. The gently caress kind of spines of steel do you people have I am about 75% bedbound due to disability. I have foods that I know I can eat in bed, and foods that require me to sit up at the table (mostly Ramen based). I would like to be able to sit up more, but it is very painful for me. I have a recliner, but I haven’t quite worked out the correct combination of back/butt cushions to make me comfortable with my lap tray.
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Feb 28, 2024 03:58
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DontMockMySmock posted:The question I have is why are you eating in your bed? even if you can do it 100% crumb free, what's the benefit? isn't it easier to eat sitting up? Lazy hedonism? yeah obviously many foods are not conducive to eating in bed, but if something is easy to eat lying down and won't make a mess, why not indulge?
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Feb 28, 2024 04:55
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Phthisis posted:Lazy hedonism? That. . . doesn't answer the question at all. Why is it an indulgence? How is it more pleasant than eating normally?
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Feb 28, 2024 06:00
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DontMockMySmock posted:How is it more pleasant than eating normally? bed comfy
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Feb 28, 2024 06:22
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DontMockMySmock posted:The question I have is why are you eating in your bed? even if you can do it 100% crumb free, what's the benefit? isn't it easier to eat sitting up?
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Feb 28, 2024 06:47
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Tiggum posted:I am sitting up when I eat in bed. I have a lot of pillows that I can pile up behind me to recline on while I eat/drink/watch youtube for six hours. hmm i think what i am learning from this conversation is "i have back problems" because that sounds uncomfortable as hell
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Feb 28, 2024 09:05
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Eatin sloppy steaks in my racecar bed
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Feb 28, 2024 09:09
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I eat cereal in my car during my commute to pick up the tacos I eat in bed. I also enjoy shower beers.
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Feb 28, 2024 09:12
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ITT people who have never had breakfast brought to them on a Saturday morning. I pity you fools.
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Feb 28, 2024 09:28
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I've had breakfast in bed it was a nice gesture but I would've preferred to have my breakfast at the table
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Feb 28, 2024 09:32
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Here's some food that was offered for delivery by Instacart Chicken Inasal and Hot Dog Stir Fry  Cheddar and Cream Cheese Sauce for Mac and Cheese They are revising their use of AI images.
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Feb 28, 2024 09:33
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what do you have against conjoined chickens?
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Feb 28, 2024 09:56
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DontMockMySmock posted:That. . . doesn't answer the question at all. Why is it an indulgence? How is it more pleasant than eating normally?   axolotl farmer posted:
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Feb 28, 2024 10:27
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Non Compos Mentis posted:what do you have against conjoined chickens? They should probably get something better than eaten for being so cool.
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Feb 28, 2024 10:27
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FFT posted:
I think you need to see a urologist 
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Feb 28, 2024 12:50
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You can simply sit down in the bed. It has blankets and pillows, my tv is a laptop, so it’s more comfy and far more convenient if I’m relaxing at the end of the day to watch shows or whatever there than awkwardly at the kitchen counter, which is the breakfast/lunch place with no room for the laptop. The mechanics of eating at my couch are identical to the bed as well, so 
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Friends, it pains me to say this, and I am suppressing hysterical laughter as I type this, but: Y'all should loosen up (lmao) and live a little. Sit up in bed on a Saturday, have some Müsli and a coffee while the sun shines on your bed, and think: "Wow, this is kind of comfy". Read a book between bites.
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