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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Aston Villa twitter admin trolling Tony Khan, specifically

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1758900524106039479

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

I like how concerned the presenter was

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
Xavi claiming that the referees are “sexually desecrating” La Liga by being biased towards Real Madrid

Then getting fired shortly after

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

You can’t fire him, he quit

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Get your hair back!
Get Your Hair Back!
GET YOUR HAIR BACK FOR THE LADS

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
napoli, lyon and marseille all sacking two coaches in a few months.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


https://x.com/premierleague/status/1737056628631871505

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Paul pogba being blackmailed by a witch

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

the sex ghost posted:

Paul pogba being blackmailed by a witch

You have the elements of the actual story here, but you’ve assembled them incorrectly

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


trem_two posted:

You have the elements of the actual story here, but you’ve assembled them incorrectly

Personally I'm fine with it

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Man who was cursed quoted as saying, "What are you going to do? Curse me?"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

trem_two posted:

You have the elements of the actual story here, but you’ve assembled them incorrectly

a witch being blackmailed by Paul Pogba

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

*spooky voice*

and the witch had no meniscus in her knees

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

vyelkin posted:

a witch being blackmailed by Paul Pogba
and the witch’s name? mbappe

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

You have the elements of the actual story here, but you’ve assembled them incorrectly

Paul Pogba, a black male, is a witch

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
The witch gave Pogba a potion and now he’s banned for four years

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Stephen Ireland’s pool table

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Stephen Ireland's Range Rover

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Stephen Ireland's grandmothers

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Stephen Ireland.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Doesn't Stephen Ireland have a huge angel's wings tattoo as well?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the existence of Stephen Ireland and Darren England makes me wonder what other players have their country as their surname

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
His fish tank

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

vyelkin posted:

the existence of Stephen Ireland and Darren England makes me wonder what other players have their country as their surname

Kevin Lasagna?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

vyelkin posted:

the existence of Stephen Ireland and Darren England makes me wonder what other players have their country as their surname

Stephen Ireland's illustrious international career, 2006-2007

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

They made fun of his hairplugs so he took his bald and went home

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

vyelkin posted:

the existence of Stephen Ireland and Darren England makes me wonder what other players have their country as their surname

Petr Cech

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

vyelkin posted:

the existence of Stephen Ireland and Darren England makes me wonder what other players have their country as their surname

Jason Scotland*

Trinidadian but had most of his career in Scottish football

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Betr Cech

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

vyelkin posted:

the existence of Stephen Ireland and Darren England makes me wonder what other players have their country as their surname

Vincenzo Italiano

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Alan Brazil

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Stefan Kuntz

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Leeds getting cardboard cutouts of fans to put in the stadium during lockdown and bin laden and Jimmy saville making it in.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Leeds getting cardboard cutouts of fans to put in the stadium during lockdown and bin laden and Jimmy saville making it in.

I'll have B please Bob!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Pocchetino's boxes of lemons to soak up negative energy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvnmYX6Pz8

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Roy was right

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lmao i’d never seen this.

Thanks Ants posted:

Roy was right

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