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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

davidspackage posted:

More legally distinct, please!

Ciaran: Who are those strange little people working in the distillery?

Uncle Jocky: Those are the Irish.

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

davidspackage posted:

lol, got my wish:

Apparently "the Unknown" was ChatGPT's idea for a Willy Wonka antagonist in the AI-generated script, but I wonder whose idea it was to dress and act him as a dark hell man who kids will imagine crawling from behind their mirror for years to come.

Willy Wonka and the Torment Nexus

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Ciaran: Who are those strange little people working in the distillery?

Uncle Jocky: Those are the Irish.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Willy Wonka and the Torment Nexus

https://imgur.com/9GDYmTZ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

That Willy Wonka fiasco is the gift that keeps on giving. The Elder scaring the kids lmao

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My compliments to the chatbot, in the hands of someone else these scripts could make for a terrific event for the kids.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

davidspackage posted:

More legally distinct, please!

https://y.yarn.co/23a189ea-007d-4f41-8ca7-18b3bcaea0ab.mp4

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
the Wonka tour ends at a brick wall with a sign on it that says "GET BACK TO WILLY WORKA"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I was hoping for the goatman.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





I'm glad humanity evolved past violence into white collar crime.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

lobsterminator posted:

I'm glad humanity evolved past violence into white collar crime.

That was just a clip from Davids Attenborough newest nature doco about wall street, of a typical wall street lunch.

:(

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cartoon Man posted:

So somebody had a great idea to do a live action “walk through” event of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. They used AI images to advertise what it was going to look like.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-called-to-willy-wonka-inspired-experience-in-glasgow-as-families-demand-refunds-13081554

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
say what you will, but the whole thing came around full circle to being amazing again

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Come with me and you'll be in a pure AI hallucination

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
If they'd spiked the lemonade with DMT then the kids would have had something closer to the experience promised by the AI renders

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oh yeah this scratches the brainpan

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Someone add work makes freedom to that

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

Nobody Interesting posted:

I have questions and I'd like a bug lawyer to answer them.

The mantis is eating a hornet, and a hornet is eating the mantis. Is the mantis-eating hornet doing it out of like...an attempt to 'save' the other? Like are they that coordinated that the hornet has an interest in its hornet buddies staying alive?

And why doesn't the mantis stop? It's determined that eating the other hornet is a higher priority than keeping its loving legs?

I mean when copulating the male mantis keeps at it even as his face gets eaten. I get the feeling that 'don't get eaten' isn't high up on the Mantis priority hierarchy.

When I was a child I saw a big mantis and I had no idea what it was or if it would hurt me. It certainly looked scary enough with those big claws but when I dropped small stones on it, the mantis just stood there and took it without moving. They'd bonk off its exoskeleton with enough impact to make it waver slightly but the sucker didn't budget.

So while the original image is cursed, I think the mantis is a blessing: it's dumb as a rock, eats other bugs, can't sting, can't hurt me, looks cool.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Fights excavators and friggin lasers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJvw8mV3U3U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz-_Ribc6DU

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Feb 29, 2024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I love this, one of my discord servers used to have it pop up occasionally as a random video, and I'd watch it every time :hellyeah:

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
"Last of Frog" is upon us...



"A frog in India has a mushroom sprouting out of it. Researchers have never seen anything like it"

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/world/mushroom-frog-growth-chytrid-disease-scn/index.html

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It is Doomsday my dudes. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Eh, mushrooms are weird

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
I missed posting this one in the BK thread, but it doesn't get more cursed than gorgonzola...

https://i.imgur.com/8NqmkbF.mp4

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I had Gorgonzola and candied (?) chestnuts on a burger some years back and it was loving delicious.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Smik posted:

I mean when copulating the male mantis keeps at it even as his face gets eaten. I get the feeling that 'don't get eaten' isn't high up on the Mantis priority hierarchy.

When I was a child I saw a big mantis and I had no idea what it was or if it would hurt me. It certainly looked scary enough with those big claws but when I dropped small stones on it, the mantis just stood there and took it without moving. They'd bonk off its exoskeleton with enough impact to make it waver slightly but the sucker didn't budget.

So while the original image is cursed, I think the mantis is a blessing: it's dumb as a rock, eats other bugs, can't sting, can't hurt me, looks cool.

My mom used to believe all sorts of poo poo about mantises when I was young. I wish I didn't listen to her so I could drop rocks on them and ultimately not hurt them

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



We didn't have praying mantids or any kind of large, monarch-type butterflies when I was growing up around Philadelphia in the 60s and 70s (just the little white guys).

We were told then (late 60s-kid rumor) that it was a huge fine to kill or injure a mantis.

First mantis I ever saw was in the south of France in 1975; I was blown away by the beauty & size.

I am happy to report that my yard (not that far from Philadelphia, in New Jersey) is loaded with monarchs & other large butterflies, and that we have a huge viburnum that has been a praying mantis nursery for at least 20-years now. :kimchi:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

PainterofCrap posted:

we have a huge viburnum

well that's just bragging

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Liquid Chicken posted:

"Last of Frog" is upon us...



"A frog in India has a mushroom sprouting out of it. Researchers have never seen anything like it"

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/world/mushroom-frog-growth-chytrid-disease-scn/index.html

Didn't some goon have a jizz rag that mushrooms started growing out of? Maybe thats a jizz frog.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Someone add work makes freedom to that

Oompa Loompa doopity dee
Something something arbeit macht frei

Can't tell if being an AI scam makes this more or less dark.

wesleywillis posted:

Didn't some goon have a jizz rag that mushrooms started growing out of? Maybe thats a jizz frog.

The :cursed: is that it's growing on a living thing, which is the setup for the Fungpocalypse in The Last of Us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLNagvJHl3g

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Mar 1, 2024

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah so? Never had skin fungal infection like jock itch?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
my body is covered in fungus and I lurch around am I a zombie?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

PainterofCrap posted:

we have a huge viburnum :kimchi:

Black Panther is going to kick your rear end

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

my body is covered in fungus and I lurch around am I a zombie?

You knew what you were getting into when you signed up for this site

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
So that's what Grandpa meant by "just don't shove your Feminism in my face." :v:

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbrPROjJjGw

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