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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I like science.
- Mr Spock

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Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


That is a real quote.

That and the "power of math" scene are just so... representative of the show as a whole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt6lclzhJsw

Strange New Worlds, spun off from this very season, doesn't come across nearly as poorly.

Squiggle fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Feb 28, 2024

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
The writing is terrible on STD and that's the worst thing about it, true. But even if the writing was a lot better, like people keep saying about SNW, NuTrek is just a lot less enjoyable for fans of TNG era stuff. I think what Mike Stolklasa said about it really hit the nail on the head, at least for me, it's just for a different generation. Nearly all the characters are written to be relatable to zoomers. On TNG, everyone was a professional, they knew their poo poo, were good at their jobs and were there to get poo poo done. On STD, everyone is a neurotic, quippy 20 something who is constantly overwhelmed, completely out of their element and on the verge of an anxiety attack all the time. They're just as likely to have a good cry in the hallway with their found family while discussing their trauma as they are to actually show up to duty that day.

naem
May 29, 2011

someone itt described SNW as the muppet babies version of start trek and it does feel at times like the captain and number one have adopted some adorable multicultural children and are showing them the universe

this is not a negative critique and it’s surprisingly good

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


counterfeitsaint posted:

The writing is terrible on STD and that's the worst thing about it, true. But even if the writing was a lot better, like people keep saying about SNW, NuTrek is just a lot less enjoyable for fans of TNG era stuff. I think what Mike Stolklasa said about it really hit the nail on the head, at least for me, it's just for a different generation. Nearly all the characters are written to be relatable to zoomers. On TNG, everyone was a professional, they knew their poo poo, were good at their jobs and were there to get poo poo done. On STD, everyone is a neurotic, quippy 20 something who is constantly overwhelmed, completely out of their element and on the verge of an anxiety attack all the time. They're just as likely to have a good cry in the hallway with their found family while discussing their trauma as they are to actually show up to duty that day.

And whenever someone is momentarily competent at their job there’s a big upswell of inspirational music and they do their smug confident face like yayyyy they’re adulting!!!!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Big rear end On Fire posted:

IMO if you got through Disco and thought this is decent then Picard may offer a similar experience even though it is a much different show. The one thing I'll give Picard is while the story sucks it is fun to see most of the old characters.
*me watching a beloved childhood memory murdered for cheap pathos* well it was fun to see them

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


The "everyone is drowning in their jobs and constantly stressed" really can't be overstated. It's exhausting.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Squiggle posted:

The "everyone is drowning in their jobs and constantly stressed" really can't be overstated. It's exhausting.

Meanwhile Strange New Worlds is a veritable conga line of people being really great at their already super fun and awesome jobs, knowing they are great at what they do, and complimenting everyone else on what a great job they're doing all the time and helping them through the occasional episodic poo poo that crops up. It really is a Goofus and Gallant situation when you realize that Disco and SNW came from basically the same DNA.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Feb 28, 2024

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


"Hey! Something is happening!" vs "gently caress SOMETHING IS HAPPENING"

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Squiggle posted:

"Hey! Something is happening!" vs "gently caress SOMETHING IS HAPPENING"

It doesn’t help that the crew of Discovery is dealing with galaxy-ending catastrophes every week, but that is of course another major fault with the writing of the show

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Squiggle posted:

The "everyone is drowning in their jobs and constantly stressed" really can't be overstated. It's exhausting.
I really didn't mind at first that they touched the subject, but then it kept happening. And happening. And then came the klingon body horror rape thing and such things and it's apparently all equally worthy of a good, compassionate, supportive talk and nothing else.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

nine-gear crow posted:

Meanwhile Strange New Worlds is a veritable conga line of people being really great at their already super fun and awesome jobs, knowing they are great at what they do, and complimenting everyone else on what a great job they're doing all the time and helping them through the occasional episodic poo poo that crops up. It really is a Goofus and Gallant situation when you realize that Disco and SNW came from basically the same DNA.

So what you are saying is that Star Trek: Titan focusing on what Riker has been up to by the same people that made Picard, sans executive producers, would be greatest TNG-era live action show if it ever got made.

Math checks out, sounds legit.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


nine-gear crow posted:

Meanwhile Strange New Worlds is a veritable conga line of people being really great at their already super fun and awesome jobs, knowing they are great at what they do, and complimenting everyone else on what a great job they're doing all the time and helping them through the occasional episodic poo poo that crops up. It really is a Goofus and Gallant situation when you realize that Disco and SNW came from basically the same DNA.

Yea, anyone comparing DISCO and SNW have missed quite a lot about those two shows

As much as they are visually similar, they're polar opposites

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Der Kyhe posted:

So what you are saying is that Star Trek: Titan focusing on what Riker has been up to by the same people that made Picard, sans executive producers, would be greatest TNG-era live action show if it ever got made.

Math checks out, sounds legit.

Again, I am super down for a Seven of Nine/Jack Crusher/Enterprise-G show... done by anyone but Terry Matalas.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


nine-gear crow posted:

Again, I am super down for a Seven of Nine/Jack Crusher/Enterprise-G show... done by anyone but Terry Matalas.

Absolutely not

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i would be perfectly happy if no st property ever acknowledged the existence of jack crusher ever again.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

"Starfleet command reopens investigation on Jack Crusher after series of misclassified witness testimonies and evidence concerning high treason are uncovered. Admiral (ret) Picard has not been reached for statement."

and then he is maybe mentioned at some points in the future but never shown on screen again. We don't need nepobabies whose main lesson to learn is that for some individuals "daddy can make any mistake disappear". We get that from media enough without any scifi setting or writer involvement.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i would be perfectly happy if no st property ever acknowledged the existence of jack crusher ever again.

my goal is to never watch picard and my hope to never see this character anywhere else yes

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

Discovery: Torture porn, terrible Klingons, everyone trauma all the time, intense feelings all the time, ham fisted inclusive messaging, sharing feelings all the time, stupid and nonsensical plots, very little in the way of a positive view of future society, insecure captain that pivots to something worse, 'let's fly *SMILE*, stupid ship design, wasted views of the far future.

Edit:

Squiggle posted:

That is a real quote.

That and the "power of math" scene are just so... representative of the show as a whole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt6lclzhJsw

Strange New Worlds, spun off from this very season, doesn't come across nearly as poorly.
Man I forgot so much of the vibe of Disco. Those too cute lines were stupid but also how they explained the joke all the time. Just here you go, this is what they just said and now I'm explaining why that was funny or interesting. The show didn't know how to let dialog tell the story without explaining things. This is a style complaint but I also hated how Captain Burnham spoke in whispers a lot.

Big Ass On Fire fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Feb 28, 2024

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

JediTalentAgent posted:

I would argue the hurdles might be just being ALLOWED to hunt for dinosaur bones.

At some point there's probably still a whole system in place to keep people from doing whatever they want, even for personal enrichment or the betterment of human knowledge.

You want to dig for dinosaur bones? Get in line. We have only a limited number of slots available for these approved digs, so we're taking the best of the best. Obviously, folks who are in the academy need this kind of know-how for off-world research, and those young grad students from the universities need access to this, the established researchers are obvious, too, but your resume seems to indicate you lack the education, the need, or the experience to assist.

So, maybe you have to jump a ship and go to some dig being organized offworld by some weirdo that is supporting the project by taking jobs from independent governments, selling artifacts they find, and being a space taxi. Maybe you end up working for some smugglers who are looting an ancient tomb and need you to do the dirty work.

this is actually what is posited in UK Le Guin's novel The Dispossessed, which is about a character from a communist moon of a capitalist planet - he flees the moon because while it's technically free, there's gatekeeping that goes on of the nature you've described that holds him back, and he's on the cusp of discovering what becomes the greatest invention in the Le Guin universe - the ansible, a device which allows communication to travel faster-than-light for instantaneous communication across space.

He flees to the capitalist planet because he seeks the freedom to create this device, but ofc capitalist forces intervene in his work even more than before, in attempts to gain ownership over it, he gets pulled to and from in political maneuverings. Eventually he watches a protest full of people sympathetic to him and his cause get mowed horrifically down by what is basically an apache helicopter and realizes he's made a horrible, horrible mistake and flees back to his home moon, where he's no longer really welcome. But even in those circumstances, a reviled parish, he feels like its better than living under capitalism bc that was a true horror show.

I like to think of it as a lesson in, once we get there it won't be perfect, but its way loving better than what we got.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Mar 2, 2024

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
All this talk about loving Klingon affection from early NuTrek reminded me of that episode of Picard with the cold open that starts with an extreme closeup of an eyeball, which is then slowly ripped out in graphic detail. Later we learn that was the borg kid Seven helped raise on Voyager. The procedure killed him. RIP

Squiggle posted:

That is a real quote.

That and the "power of math" scene are just so... representative of the show as a whole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt6lclzhJsw

This is not an isolated incident. I went looking for a good youtube clip of the classic "YUM YUM" scene from STD. There's not a good one, but instead I found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnlxugk3Qb0

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

counterfeitsaint posted:

All this talk about loving Klingon affection from early NuTrek reminded me of that episode of Picard with the cold open that starts with an extreme closeup of an eyeball, which is then slowly ripped out in graphic detail. Later we learn that was the borg kid Seven helped raise on Voyager. The procedure killed him. RIP

The actor is a Trumpist MAGA idiot so they wanted to make sure that character never, ever comes back. And was recast for that scene.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Der Kyhe posted:

The actor is a Trumpist MAGA idiot so they wanted to make sure that character never, ever comes back. And was recast for that scene.

I think the last sentence serves the same purpose as ripping out his character's eyeball and killing him, didn't really need to do that

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

davidspackage posted:

I think the last sentence serves the same purpose as ripping out his character's eyeball and killing him, didn't really need to do that

Well, yes. But the way I see it, it also serves as a warning to all those Gina Caranos who wish to remain with the IPR and maybe get a call sometime in the future. If Paramount somehow manages to not go belly up in the near future.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


MAGA Voters PWNED by Barclay ball torture scene in latest episode of Star Trek Legacy!

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

counterfeitsaint posted:

This is not an isolated incident. I went looking for a good youtube clip of the classic "YUM YUM" scene from STD. There's not a good one, but instead I found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnlxugk3Qb0

Wow this confused me at first because I thought this must be a bad SNL skit or something. I'm glad I stopped watching Disco!!!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Remember when Picard's brother and nephew died and he was sad that he was the last of his family line? Then a few years later Beverly gets knocked up but decides to hide the kid and give him her dead husband's name instead.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Wow this confused me at first because I thought this must be a bad SNL skit or something. I'm glad I stopped watching Disco!!!

tbf it’s a webisode

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Remember when Picard's brother and nephew died and he was sad that he was the last of his family line? Then a few years later Beverly gets knocked up but decides to hide the kid and give him her dead husband's name instead.

why would bev give a poo poo about the picard family line? it's an obsolete concept, anyway. if picard was so upset about not having any kids then he could have adopted one at any time.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Endless Trash posted:

tbf it’s a webisode

Ah that's a bit different yeah. Still sucks

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Endless Trash posted:

tbf it’s a webisode

There's an argument to be made that that entire Short Treks episode is just a joke and it's not meant to be taken canonically. At the very least, the after-credits scene simply can't be taken seriously, or fit into in-universe continuity literally anywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUdNrtxoAIs

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


In any case it’s kinda funny to make a compare-and-contrast video between that and TNG at the top of its game

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
"We're pregnant...with flavour" has entirely redeemed all of NuTrek

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Endless Trash posted:

In any case it’s kinda funny to make a compare-and-contrast video between that and TNG at the top of its game

It's a barkley episode, that's not even top shelf let alone top of it's game in TNG.

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

I still can't believe they had Picard say Lt. Broccoli in TNG.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


But that's his name??

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

If we consider promotional webisodes as examples of NuTrek, then logically we should judge other series by the advertisements that promoted them.

https://youtu.be/u7C1_po15hw?si=y2hGLTDiLKQfz385

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


CainFortea posted:

It's a barkley episode, that's not even top shelf let alone top of it's game in TNG.

Hollow Pursuits is a fantastic episode how dare you

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

nine-gear crow posted:

Again, I am super down for a Seven of Nine/Jack Crusher/Enterprise-G show... done by anyone but Terry Matalas.

Nah gently caress that, the Enterprise-G's a big pile of poo poo!

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Paramount/WB merger looks to be off the table.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/02/warner-bros-discovery-paramount-no-longer-considering-merger/

Ars Technica posted:

Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) and Paramount Global are no longer considering a merger that would have put the Max and Paramount+ streaming services under one corporate umbrella. Per a CNBC report today citing anonymous “people familiar with the matter," WBD and Paramount had been mulling a merger for “several months."
...
Although things with WBD reportedly didn’t work out, Paramount is still seriously considering a merger. CNBC reported that the company formed a committee and hired a financial adviser focused on analyzing potential bids for all or parts of the company.

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