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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


To be honest that could have very well been just a couple of screenshots from the film or something and you'd get the same result.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's an excellent way for children to learn that their parents are huge suckers.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i like how the main use of AI right now is just to help build up more convincing scams, before now you’d expect promo material like that to have some reasonable financial backing and organisation behind it, but now one dude can bang it out in 20 minutes and promote it on social media

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


lol

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Oompa Loompa dumpa-de-dee. This meth batch has puri-te-tee.

gonadic io has issued a correction as of 15:44 on Feb 28, 2024

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.



That look when you're reconsidering the life choices that got you to that point.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the south east proving itself yet again to be thje worst place in the UK

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lol at northern ireland. A lmao, in fact

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Aw east of England is so cute

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


Jose posted:

the south east proving itself yet again to be thje worst place in the UK



Stonehenge sits on the powerful "piss bondage" leylines

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Jose posted:

the south east proving itself yet again to be thje worst place in the UK



Did you see what the sickos in the north west are into?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Private Speech posted:

That look when you're reconsidering the life choices that got you to that point.

she seems to have a pretty good attitude about it

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

very british

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

could the modern monarchy survive a bald king

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

lumpentroll posted:

could the modern monarchy survive a bald king
a bald king, or a bald king?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

A Buttery Pastry posted:

a bald king, or a bald king?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I'm guessing "solo male" means lots of Scotswomen and gay men are watching jerk off vids. Well if that's the case they'll love my posting.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jose posted:

the south east proving itself yet again to be thje worst place in the UK



People in Yorkshire can only achieve climax if the Hovis tune is playing while they wank

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I'm guessing "solo male" means lots of Scotswomen and gay men are watching jerk off vids. Well if that's the case they'll love my posting.
It's actually just Scotsmen using it to learn how masturbation works.

Same reason for the South East result.

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I'm guessing "solo male" means lots of Scotswomen and gay men are watching jerk off vids. Well if that's the case they'll love my posting.

Based on my experience in Scotland, being closeted / on the down low is very normal

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/feb/28/millennials-richest-generation-wealth-property

You Pennybagses can all stop whinging and break out the avocados

ExParrot
May 6, 2013

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Would be fine if it hadn't all been equity released. Still going to rub myself in avocado flesh though.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

…. why isn’t it just East England ??

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
To maintain the stability of the economy, the first house or apartment in any inheritance will be nationalized, then put up for auction for privatization.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

good and proper grass fed full fat british porn

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
Do they do one of those porn maps on a county-by-county level? I bet Somerset is loving depraved.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
Nanny porn

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Dravs posted:

I bet Somerset is loving depraved.

I’m sure it’s also vintage porn like Yorkshire

whatever the hell that is

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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i am harry posted:

I’m sure it’s also vintage porn like Yorkshire

whatever the hell that is
it's just porn from like the '70s

unless you're talking specifically vintage danish porn, in which case you probably belong in jail

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
how does it work to say that millenials are going to be the richest generation when the only thing that is changing is the boomer wealth transferring.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
if they were only poor because their family just refused to help them in anyway and they're just waiting for their parents to die to inherit a 500 acre house in the Cotswolds.... they weren't actually poor. I mean it sucks to have parents that suck but come on man.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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gonadic io posted:

how does it work to say that millenials are going to be the richest generation when the only thing that is changing is the boomer wealth transferring.
boomers are the richest generation now. if you put all that money directly into the millenial generation, they become the richest.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Regarde Aduck posted:

if they were only poor because their family just refused to help them in anyway and they're just waiting for their parents to die to inherit a 500 acre house in the Cotswolds.... they weren't actually poor. I mean it sucks to have parents that suck but come on man.

what if I am not going to inherit anything

I am in a decently paid job (code touching) but still can't afford a mortgage where I live

is it just "inherit wealth or get hosed" because it sure sounds like it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


god i hope the person that wrote this loving dies immediately

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Kate rip

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Private Speech posted:

what if I am not going to inherit anything

I am in a decently paid job (code touching) but still can't afford a mortgage where I live

is it just "inherit wealth or get hosed" because it sure sounds like it

That's correct, yes.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i wonder if will and kate's kids mysteriously went missing we could kick off a full on civil war of succession

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Mean not median. Zuck alone raises the "wealth" of millenials several points. Yes you asking "what does it mean if it only affects millenials with rich parents" is valid but that's how that statistic works sorry. The median millenial will not in fact get any richer.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
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gonadic io posted:

Mean not median. Zuck alone raises the "wealth" of millenials several points. Yes you asking "what does it mean if it only affects millenials with rich parents" is valid but that's how that statistic works sorry. The median millenial will not in fact get any richer.
Zuck doesn't move the bar a lot, owning about 2% of American millennial wealth, but the fact that he moves it at all is bad enough.

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