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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Lobok posted:

Uh oh, you've made him mad.



I'd trust this guy to make me a good burger.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



this fucks

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Needs to be a big ball on a pole out in front of the Wendy's which raises and lowers depending on the price

"It's a high ball day"

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


“baller” gets a whole new meaning

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies
The Wendy’s drive through near me literally takes half an hour to forty minutes to go from getting in line to getting your order. They only have one person making food at any given time. It’s insane. Yet half the delay is because of the long line. And there’s a McDonalds across the street, and a Taco Bell a block away. I can’t imagine their customers would care about paying an extra dollar.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Domus posted:

The Wendy’s drive through near me literally takes half an hour to forty minutes to go from getting in line to getting your order. They only have one person making food at any given time. It’s insane. Yet half the delay is because of the long line. And there’s a McDonalds across the street, and a Taco Bell a block away. I can’t imagine their customers would care about paying an extra dollar.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive through

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

oldpainless posted:

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive through

Impossible. That was only 7 minutes between posts


Is this one of those "gently caress, marry, kill" things? Because I'm conflicted here.

BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Feb 29, 2024

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Velocity Raptor posted:

So it''ll be like buying things with cryopto?

Was scrolling reddit earlier and saw one of the big exchanges has blocked all sales and cash withdrawals. Yet another exchange going under after stealing everyone's money.

Just another day in crypto, lol.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

BiggerBoat posted:

Impossible. That was only 7 minutes between posts

Is this one of those "gently caress, marry, kill" things? Because I'm conflicted here.

gently caress trains, marry sluts, kill drugs

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


I went inside my local Wendy’s a month ago and realized it had the original 90’s decor from when it was constructed. It even had the sunroom windows and looked like you originally could smoke inside.

There appeared to be two total employees, the cashier/cook and the drive thru cashier/cook. It took about 10 minutes before I could order, but then they cooked it in about 5 minutes so that was cool.

Spicy chicken was way worse than I remember.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They've definitely gotten less spicy and I blame the customers

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

BiggerBoat posted:

Is this one of those "gently caress, marry, kill" things? Because I'm conflicted here.

You don't need to kill trains because they are already late.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

space uncle posted:

I went inside my local Wendy’s a month ago and realized it had the original 90’s decor from when it was constructed. It even had the sunroom windows and looked like you originally could smoke inside.

There appeared to be two total employees, the cashier/cook and the drive thru cashier/cook. It took about 10 minutes before I could order, but then they cooked it in about 5 minutes so that was cool.

Spicy chicken was way worse than I remember.

Suit comes in with a great idea to save money. Does thing. Gets promoted to somewhere else he's incompetent. Repeat until spicy chickens are poo poo.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
how do you gently caress a train?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how do you gently caress a train?

One in the caboose.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

gently caress sluts, marry trains, kill drugs (via consumption)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Data Graham posted:

Needs to be a big ball on a pole out in front of the Wendy's which raises and lowers depending on the price

"It's a high ball day"
A big Wendy's face whose pigtails go up and down.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how do you gently caress a train?

you just start railing it

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Right in the boxcar

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
The best wendys was yellow wendys

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wild EEPROM posted:

The best wendys was yellow wendys
It was a sad day when they switched from Biggie sizes to just boring old Large.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Kit Walker posted:

gently caress trains, marry sluts, kill drugs

I thought it was poo poo trains?


Non Compos Mentis posted:

how do you gently caress a train?

apologies for the hosed up aspect ration, it was the only source I could find online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhMLg-WCnI&t=94s

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Wild EEPROM posted:

The best wendys was yellow wendys

Biggie size my balls, as the kids would say.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Feeling a bit anxious over that wooden lemon thing.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I used to be a nervous public speaker. Then I found Dr. Young’s Ideal Rectal Dilators.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Feeling a bit anxious over that wooden lemon thing.

Well, yeah, the anxiety goes away after you insert it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mrpwase posted:

Well, yeah, the anxiety goes away after you insert it.

At least you'll get everyone's attention.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Feeling a bit anxious over that wooden lemon thing.

pretty sure that's a douche

*notices my monitor is off* what the...

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

kazil posted:

All names can be first names if your parents hate you enough.

We're pretty clear on what Dave Thomas's parents felt about him...

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition.



"Particularly recommended" :wink:

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Grendels Dad posted:

You don't need to kill trains because they are already late.

Oh, Mazel Tov! When are they due?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Facebook Aunt posted:

Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition.



Only one way to stop that infernal masturbation

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition.



Wait shoving one of these up your arse helps with piles?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
$3.75 is cheap for butt plugs

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Non Compos Mentis posted:

$3.75 is cheap for butt plugs

That's like six million dollars today

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Whooping Crabs posted:

That's like six million dollars today

Cool, didn't know I was the Six Million Dollar Man

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

boofhead posted:

Cool, didn't know I was the Six Million Dollar Man

Don't worry, we can rebuild your rear end in a top hat. Make it stronger, wider, more elastic

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Zesty posted:

I used to be a nervous public speaker. Then I found Dr. Young’s Ideal Rectal Dilators.

The early drafts of Lily the Pink were a bit rough.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how do you gently caress a train?

I'd guess DeviantArt will have detailed diagrams for you.

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