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Sir Tonk posted:Her husband should never have had that money in the first place and tuition should also be free
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rotinaj posted:There’s gotta be other stuff, like three hour breakdowns of video games you have never played, the sleep with me podcast, or Levar Burton’s podcast where he reads short stories NPR has an infinite number of podcasts featuring honey-voiced libs that will rock you gently to sleep with their reasonable pragmatism
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800peepee51doodoo posted:NPR has an infinite number of podcasts featuring honey-voiced libs that will rock you gently to sleep with their reasonable pragmatism “I’m sorry honey, I don’t know why I keep rolling to the center-right of the bed!”
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Subjunctive posted:“I’m sorry honey, I don’t know why I keep rolling to the center-right of the bed!”
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Sir Tonk posted:Her husband should never have had that money in the first place and tuition should also be free I mean it’s like saving kids from a fire that was deliberately set. It’s a heroic thing to do but the building shouldn’t have been on fire in the first place.
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Xiahou Dun posted:I’ve tried a lot of things, as well as being in discussion with my doctor about this. It can’t be anything overtly relaxing, or my brain just slides off it and keeps going a mile a minute. It’s gotta have enough meat to hook my attention, but not enough that I fully engage. Watch David Butler astronomy presentations on YouTube The true voice of Somnos
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:50 |
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Is Alex's pronunciation of "s" sounds as "sh" sounds a Texas thing or a drunk thing?
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SonOfGhostDad posted:Is Alex's pronunciation of "s" sounds as "sh" sounds a Texas thing or a drunk thing? Undoubtedly a drunk thing The surveillance cam footage made it look like dude was getting his 8 glasses of
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:oh jesus please do not let alex jones’s next career move be asmr streaming on twitch ... as in the only thing you hear is electric fans.
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Cable Guy posted:Only fans... datacenter asmr I could perhaps get into
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Powerful Katrinka posted:This is the one time I'm going to suggest a crippling addiction to benzos as the lesser of two evils I recommend traditional remedies. Treat your insomnia while also treating piles, constipation, nervousness, dyspepsia, headache, rheumatism, asthma, indigestion, eczema and much much more.
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Cable Guy posted:Only fans... I mean if that's what you're looking for, the internet provides
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Facebook Aunt posted:I recommend traditional remedies. ... what's the wooden lemon for?
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Listened to some Knowledge Fight while driving for work yesterday, when did Alex start pretending to be a super Christian?
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B-Rock452 posted:Listened to some Knowledge Fight while driving for work yesterday, when did Alex start pretending to be a super Christian? All of the far-right windbags do this so they can claim moral authority.
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B-Rock452 posted:Listened to some Knowledge Fight while driving for work yesterday, when did Alex start pretending to be a super Christian? One of the funniest things about him in my opinion is how he claims to be super Christian but if you listen to KF episodes where he really gets going about his view of the universe his religious beliefs are actually more like the plot of the Stargate franchise.
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:51 |
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yep and if any of their beliefs and/or conspiracy theories sound like hollywood movies thats because the producers actually got the plot from the Secret Government! (actual statement from one of the Project Camelot episodes)
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Pirate Radar posted:One of the funniest things about him in my opinion is how he claims to be super Christian but if you listen to KF episodes where he really gets going about his view of the universe his religious beliefs are actually more like the plot of the Stargate franchise. ... I feel like thats an insult to Stargate. Stargate is MUCH more believable than the poo poo Alex says. Other than God directly having one-on-one conversations where the way he talks sounds suspiciously like Alex Jones while also downloading all of the information of the universe directly into your brain, all from eating a chicken fried steak. Who hasn't had that happen to them? Well, other than me, because I had no idea what that even was, and pretty sure no places even serve that here. Dunno if God is willing to do direct conversations and downloads if I made one at home. I don't even know how much alcohol I'd need to imbibe to prepare my brain for it either!
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Xiahou Dun posted:It's something about a soothing voice explaining something kind-of interesting but not actually important that lets me drift off instead of just tossing and turning and thinking about every mistake I've ever made. One of my favorite podcasts is Saga Thing, in which 2 professors who were buddies in grad school basically summarize chapters of medieval Icelandic sagas while drinking beer and cracking wise. They both have voices of the Dan variety rather than the Jordan variety (unless one of them gets inspired to do a special voice for the occasional old lady and/or witch character). Doesn't update super frequently but has a huge back catalog by now. Might be something to try for the nights when the Alex Jones deep lore no longer soothes. This has zero relevance to Alex Jones and should probably have been a PM but I am allergic to sending random unsolicited PMs.
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Randalor posted:... I feel like thats an insult to Stargate. Stargate is MUCH more believable than the poo poo Alex says. Other than God directly having one-on-one conversations where the way he talks sounds suspiciously like Alex Jones while also downloading all of the information of the universe directly into your brain, all from eating a chicken fried steak. Who hasn't had that happen to them? He definitely gets weird with it but a lot of the times (as far as KF covers) when Jones gets into how he thinks the universe and God and angels and demons work, he starts talking about higher dimensions, energy beings, ancient civilizations, and so on. Mythological figures really referring to visitors from other worlds. There are good ascended beings and bad ascended beings. He thinks humans could one day ascend to be like them if we learn enough and prove ourselves worthy. Now, the Stargate plot was inspired at times by actual pseudoscientific beliefs and conspiracy theories so I don’t know if Jones already thought that stuff before Stargate was made or if he just liked to get drunk and watch the Sci-Fi Channel back when it was still called that, and sometimes when he’s rambling he half-remembers the plot of SG-1.
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O'Neill probably wouldn't have minded having that Ancient database in his head if it was delivered in tasty chicken fried steak form
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for? Bend over and
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for? nothin'! what's a wooden lemon for you??
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for?
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God downloaded the secret knowledge of the universe into my brain but I can only reveal that I knew [cosmic event] was going to happen after it happens. Also the globalists invited me to their secret club and showed me all their plans but I can only reveal that I knew about [globalist false flag] after it happens.
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God told me to tell anyone who says I'm wrong that they're an idiot. That'd god saying that, not me! I'm not an rear end in a top hat like that.
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for? Biting down on
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Alex did a sitdown with another conspiracy weirdo last year (I think it was) that KF covered, and they ended up going through the major plot points of every goddamn scifi film/franchise of the past 25 years and deciding 'Hhmmm yes, we've decided that's a real thing now'. It was infuriating. Listening on headphones and I had to explain to someone why i'd just shouted out loud "WAIT. loving STARGATE IS REAL NOW!" as I was doing the ironing
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Haha ah man let's all relive our fave Alex moments
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Haha ah man let's all relive our fave Alex moments Oh! Oh! Oh! Every time he got dunked on in court?
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Haha ah man let's all relive our fave Alex moments Every time he lost track of how many kids he has and their names/ages
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for? This guy doesn't know what the wooden lemon is for lmao
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Haha ah man let's all relive our fave Alex moments Watching Bankston put rake after rake after rake on the ground in a nice, neat line and inviting Alex to answer the question please.
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bird food bathtub posted:Watching Bankston put rake after rake after rake on the ground in a nice, neat line and inviting Alex to answer the question please. I hope it's publicly released and that there's enough material for another Formulaic Objections with his Elon Musk suit as a separate piece like the Roger Stone depo was. I just want to hear: "First of all: objection, non-responsive" and/or "Do you know what question you're answering?" once more.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I recommend traditional remedies. Weren't vibrators (the naughty kind, not for shoulders and necks) marketed the same way, such as curing hysteria? So I went and Googled it and according to Wikipedia masturbation may: - relieve depression - lead to higher sense of self-esteem - reduce the risk of prostate cancer - improve fertility - reduce chance of coronary heart disease - reduces swollen nasal blood vessels to improve breathing (this may be the insomnia cure) - provide a relaxed/contented state to help with sleep - sort of count as a cardiovascular workout?! So y'know... maybe.
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for? He doesn't know how to use the three wooden lemons! e: omfg im so loving late hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Mar 1, 2024 |
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Smik posted:- reduces swollen nasal blood vessels to improve breathing (this may be the insomnia cure) I can confirm this one. Kinda freaked me out when I realized it, lol. Though honestly I think just getting horney might be enough to divert blood flow from swollen nasal passages, actually masturbating may be unnecessary. Somebody put in a grant proposal to study if edging can relieve seasonal allergy symptoms.
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One they missed was hiccups. Apparently anal stimulation can sometimes cure hiccups. Because of the vagus nerve.
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Xiahou Dun posted:I’ve tried a lot of things, as well as being in discussion with my doctor about this. I feel you, I'm in the process of getting a sleep disorder diagnosed. Maybe you're also on the wrong sleep schedule? I'm unofficially nocturnal, my best sleep happens from early morning to mid-afternoon. Good luck
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can confirm this one. Kinda freaked me out when I realized it, lol. Though honestly I think just getting horney might be enough to divert blood flow from swollen nasal passages, actually masturbating may be unnecessary. Somebody put in a grant proposal to study if edging can relieve seasonal allergy symptoms. Suddenly the 'nurse fetish' makes a lot more sense. The sex industry needs to be upgraded to be part of the medical association as a key component to good mental and physical health.
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