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War and Pieces posted:in my city you can just flash a page from the app that is just a timer counting down from 4 hours but sense I got a fliphone I can just flash a screenshot and they'll never notice Beautiful work, son. The tech may change, but the scams continue through the ages.
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Feb 29, 2024 04:07
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https://twitter.com/nilansaha/status/1762390930550927823 now I can hustle and grind all day without hurting my metrics! 
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Feb 29, 2024 12:37
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Not sure why one AI bot making a comment on another AI bots created post counts as engagement, but if flooding everything with AI created garbage is what gets the internet free of all that marketing engagement crap is it becomes apparent how vapid and meaningless it is, then AI is worth. Bring on the purging flood.
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Feb 29, 2024 13:35
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dr_rat posted:Not sure why one AI bot making a comment on another AI bots created post counts as engagement, but if flooding everything with AI created garbage is what gets the internet free of all that marketing engagement crap is it becomes apparent how vapid and meaningless it is, then AI is worth. Bring on the purging flood. Great insights, appreciate the opportunity to learn from you.
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Feb 29, 2024 13:43
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NeonPunk posted:Great insights, appreciate the opportunity to learn from you. lmao
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Feb 29, 2024 14:18
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Tulip posted:In all seriousness the NYPD will casually watch people commit crimes all day long without intervening and then attempt to enforce laws that were never on the books whenever they're feeling cranky, living in NYC is just treating them the way I imagine Byzantines treated the Huns.
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Feb 29, 2024 15:03
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dr_rat posted:Not sure why one AI bot making a comment on another AI bots created post counts as engagement, but if flooding everything with AI created garbage is what gets the internet free of all that marketing engagement crap is it becomes apparent how vapid and meaningless it is, then AI is worth. Bring on the purging flood. Lol if you think that it'll get the Internet clear of that poo poo. You'll just get to pay more for a lovely facsimile of what you used to get beforehand.
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Feb 29, 2024 16:04
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i'm a feminist and a sapiosexual, so i think the brown m&m is the most titillating. women, you can thank me now!
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Feb 29, 2024 16:58
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:most officers don't even live in the city, your analogy is more apt than you intended yeah i had an ex-uncle who was a beat cop in Washington heights and lived in Brick NJ he was, shockingly, a piece of poo poo
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Feb 29, 2024 17:04
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TACD posted:https://twitter.com/nilansaha/status/1762390930550927823 This is one of the most soulless things I've ever seen.
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Feb 29, 2024 17:25
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Nichael posted:This is one of the most soulless things I've ever seen. like what do these people believe the point of being alive is
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Feb 29, 2024 18:01
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:like what do these people believe the point of being alive is Shareholder value
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Feb 29, 2024 18:06
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:like what do these people believe the point of being alive is I always wonder what close relationships are like for those people. What do they talk about? What is love for them? Can they have unconditional love for family, friends, pets, etc? I imagine children are just status symbols for them, that they feel societally obligated to manufacture.
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Feb 29, 2024 18:29
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lol who is using LinkedIn for meaningful human contact. it’s a battleground for capitalism, get your shots in
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Feb 29, 2024 18:34
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Subjunctive posted:lol who is using LinkedIn for meaningful human contact. it’s a battleground for capitalism, get your shots in ya, if any of my kpis are ever based on linkedin/facebook "engagement" then im doing that poo poo in a heartbeat
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Feb 29, 2024 18:51
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people with real skills just put them on their resume and get contacted with job offers but i guess if youre a fart app developer you gotta chase down that engagement
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Feb 29, 2024 19:04
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i havent logged on linkedin for idk 15-20 years?
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Feb 29, 2024 19:20
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I had a friend who needed more LinkedIn contacts to look valid, so I made an account and said I had all the qualifications they needed and then added them as a friend. And then I did it a second time for someone else. Apparently the people who vet you via linkedin don't go more than a layer deep and will believe anything?
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Feb 29, 2024 19:26
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Desert Bus posted:I had a friend who needed more LinkedIn contacts to look valid, so I made an account and said I had all the qualifications they needed and then added them as a friend. And then I did it a second time for someone else. when i did a coding bootcamp during the job search part we had a browser console script that automatically did this so we all went to each other's pages and ran it, little bit later we all had 40 endorsements. i'm not sure i've ever gotten one since then but it still looks good of course they don't vet you at all, every interview i've participated in i read the person's resume 5 minutes beforehand and that's it for prep. lie as much as you want no one will know
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Feb 29, 2024 19:48
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Alucard posted:Lol if you think that it'll get the Internet clear of that poo poo. You'll just get to pay more for a lovely facsimile of what you used to get beforehand. I don't think dr_rat is proposing that AI spam will clear the internet of brand engagement spam, merely that it'll accelerate the uselessness of the internet significantly, which is good because gently caress the internet and gently caress computers.
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Feb 29, 2024 20:04
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mycomancy posted:I don't think dr_rat is proposing that AI spam will clear the internet of brand engagement spam, merely that it'll accelerate the uselessness of the internet significantly, which is good because gently caress the internet and gently caress computers. turn on your mechanical typewriter
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Feb 29, 2024 20:06
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mycomancy posted:I don't think dr_rat is proposing that AI spam will clear the internet of brand engagement spam, merely that it'll accelerate the uselessness of the internet significantly, which is good because gently caress the internet and gently caress computers. Remember 1995? You could talk to someone on the other side of the world for free almost instantly. It felt like anything was possible. And this is what we did with it.
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Feb 29, 2024 20:12
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a/s/l never die
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Feb 29, 2024 20:27
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:a/s/l never die I don't think I ever once honestly replied to a/s/l?
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Feb 29, 2024 20:46
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Desert Bus posted:I don't think I ever once honestly replied to a/s/l? no you always lie and say you're a 22 yo lady with huge cans in the Phoenix area.
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Feb 29, 2024 20:51
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Facebook Aunt posted:Remember 1995? You could talk to someone on the other side of the world for free almost instantly. It felt like anything was possible. No, I wasn't born yet for most of it.
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Feb 29, 2024 20:51
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tokin opposition posted:No, I wasn't born yet for most of it. How did you wander in here kid? Like how did you even find this place? This is not a place of honour.
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Feb 29, 2024 20:56
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Facebook Aunt posted:How did you wander in here kid? Like how did you even find this place? This is not a place of honour. Gonna havta second this, what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
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Feb 29, 2024 21:19
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i'm 28 you goobers, i'm old enough to drunk drive a rented car while my back hurts to pay off my student loans
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Feb 29, 2024 21:22
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tokin opposition posted:i'm 28 you goobers, i'm old enough to drunk drive a rented car while my back hurts to pay off my student loans At least you're not vaping.
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Feb 29, 2024 21:23
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tokin opposition posted:i'm 28 you goobers, i'm old enough to drunk drive a rented car while my back hurts to pay off my student loans you're 58
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Feb 29, 2024 21:30
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Shock reveal that the person who makes a big deal about being young is basically 30 and thus basically a pensioner
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Feb 29, 2024 21:32
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Reminder that kids these days are growing up as close to the 1990s as we were to the 1960s in 1990.
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Feb 29, 2024 21:45
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tokin opposition posted:i'm 28 you goobers, i'm old enough to drunk drive a rented car while my back hurts to pay off my student loans ok zoomer
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Feb 29, 2024 21:58
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hee hee this youngster is barley out of diapers and already posting about back pain. Come back when you're going through a whole family size thing of ibprofen every week 
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Feb 29, 2024 22:16
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Koishi Komeiji posted:hee hee this youngster is barley out of diapers and already posting about back pain. Come back when you're going through a whole family size thing of ibprofen every week I'd say you should talk to a doctor about that but iirc you're American
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Feb 29, 2024 22:20
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tokin opposition posted:i'm 28 you goobers, i'm old enough to drunk drive a rented car while my back hurts to pay off my student loans Fun fact: everyone more than 10 years younger than you is a kid. Forever.
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Feb 29, 2024 22:24
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Everyone born after the 1970s is a wee bairn.
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Feb 29, 2024 22:25
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Facebook Aunt posted:Fun fact: everyone
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Feb 29, 2024 22:25
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Maed posted:of course they don't vet you at all, every interview i've participated in i read the person's resume 5 minutes beforehand and that's it for prep. lie as much as you want no one will know
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