Angepain posted:

strong wise joe mccarthy will save the nation

what on earth is going on here

Drakyn posted:

Colourist Errors, Corrected

skeleton warrior posted:

Okay, it’s too subtle for me, I have no idea what’s changed here.

Ted Rall posted:

You’ve heard the claim that Joe Biden is with it behind closed doors, that it’s only in public that the president seems confused or senile. Similar things have been said about Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. What if they’re true?

Nenonen posted:

Both of his parents were there, but then Mike Lester started beating his wife.

Guavanaut posted:

Tod Roll is observant and funny in his other cartoons which are written and drawn under different names by different people.

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich

Skios posted:

Andy Marlette

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco

wizzardstaff posted:

No you see, I asked midjourney generate a picture of a person and it gave me a picture of a black person.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Phil Hands

David Horsey posted:

Today, let’s leave behind the dismal headlines on this planet and take a run up to the moon, where the news is happier — or at least funnier.

Lunar probes from both Japan and the United States have in recent days landed on Earth’s barren satellite to gather scientific data. The landers are the latest sign that we earthlings are resuming lunar exploration after a half century of neglect following the end of the U.S. Apollo program that put the first humans on the moon.

That is the happy news. The funny part is that the Japanese lander is stuck upside down in the lunar dust, while the American lander is resting on its side. It is a new beginning, but a less-than-auspicious one.

The two mishaps show how very far we still are from the fictional worlds of “Star Wars” and “Star Trek,” where intrepid space travelers in the distant future, or in a galaxy far, far away, zip around from planet to planet like it is a drive to the shopping mall. Compared to those dashing adventurers, we seem to still be not all that advanced beyond the stick-tossing primates in the opening scenes of “2001: A Space Odyssey.”

The one person who is currently pushing humanity most urgently toward the stars is Earth’s richest man, Elon Musk, whose SpaceX company has developed the first rockets that can shoot into near space and then return to terra firma and make a precise landing. Musk is eager to get to Mars before he dies because the gazillionaire firmly believes the only hope for preserving human consciousness in the universe is to find people a new planet.

Musk is convinced of this, in part, because he fears artificial intelligence will very soon become all-powerful and inclined to exterminate homo sapiens. He might be right about AI. (If so, why is he helping bring it to life?) But salvation may not lie on the Red Planet.

As my favorite caustic, contrarian comedian, Bill Maher, has noted more than once, Mars is not our kind of place. The thin Martian atmosphere consists mostly of carbon dioxide. If that doesn’t kill you, the extreme range of temperatures will. There are no animals, no birds, no fish, no dolphins. There are no lakes or oceans, no apple trees or grass or blueberry bushes. Mars is Death Valley without air to breathe.

Musk and other alleged geniuses insist that, over time, human settlers on Mars will develop ways to cope with all of that. Nevertheless, I wonder if human consciousness is worth preserving if we stupidly screw up this lovely planet so badly that we have no survival option left other than escape into the frigid void of space.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Ed Gamble



Look at how upset these jackasses are that something nice might be happening for other people.

idonotlikepeas posted:

NEMØ



You may think you've seen this already, but no, this is technically a new cartoon. See if you can spot the changes! There are two:

1. Both portraits are zoomed in more.
2. Navalny is now an ultranationalist rather than a neo-nazi "Democrat".

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Vib Rib posted:

How dare our guy face justice just because he broke the law. Are the charges valid? Who loving cares, that's not the point!

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

idonotlikepeas posted:

Ed Gamble



Look at how upset these jackasses are that something nice might be happening for other people.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Phil Hands

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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idonotlikepeas posted:

Ann Telnaes

DalaranJ posted:

Whatever Cagle is paying this chuckle gently caress it's too much.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

10

idonotlikepeas posted:

Ed Gamble



Look at how upset these jackasses are that something nice might be happening for other people.

Vib Rib posted:

drat, Trump's dead? Well RIP

They won't shut the gently caress up about this "weaponized justice system" but it's just based on loving nothing. It's just nothing. I had a lot more typed here but it doesn't loving matter they're just making it up out of thin air because any culpability is lawfare. How dare our guy face justice just because he broke the law. Are the charges valid? Who loving cares, that's not the point!

the_steve posted:

Phone posting, new Sutton

JamesBont posted:

This is the inverse of the "gently caress you, got mine" mentality these people usually have.
"How dare those lazy good-for-nothing kids not have to deal with crippling student loan debt like I did?!"
Just gently caress off.