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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

bawfuls posted:

gonna need video on this one for future use

https://x.com/DodgersTailgate/status/1762601163487350858

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/stlcardscov/status/1762647701244559590?s=20

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Lose a bet or something?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

General Bullshit posted:

Someone please sign Joey Votto.

It's too late, he's been jokerfied
https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1762649821289325052

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

if the Angels wanted to do something worthwhile this season they should've signed Votto and Greinke already

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I'm choosing to believe he put the cart in the right place after the video ended :colbert:

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
new college summer league team downstate coming out of the gates strong

https://twitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/1762861864323629142?s=46&t=2RtKUZF-7mtwaGnhOLp93A

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Dude named Creamer writing about the Dairy Daddies???

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
joey votto posted an instagram update of him doing arts and crafts in what looked like a recreation center for children the other day, realistically that's going to keep him busy for a few months

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
If Votto doesn't get signed he should take over as the lone ESPN broadcaster for Sunday Night Baseball.

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

LobsterMobster posted:

Dude named Creamer writing about the Dairy Daddies???

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Popete posted:

If Votto doesn't get signed he should take over as the lone ESPN broadcaster for Sunday Night Baseball.

a season of Votto in NPB would be fun and wholesome imo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jcmccaffrey/status/1762913685473812956

Jesus Christ, those poor kids

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Jesus

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also cancer. What a nightmare.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
gently caress. That's terrible

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:smith:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





At first, I thought this was Stacy talking about Tim dying.

Then I reread it and :smith:

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

wow AI is getting better

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

That’s so tragic. I feel awful for the kids and the entire family.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Ohtani just announced on IG that he's married what the hell?!?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Gorman Thomas posted:

Ohtani just announced on IG that he's married what the hell?!?

Import delays on pillows can be brutal.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Gorman Thomas posted:

Ohtani just announced on IG that he's married what the hell?!?

scumbag shohei got hitched on leap day so he's only gotta give anniversary presents every four years

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!
Very Japanese style. Rember when Hideki Matsui hand drew a picture of his new wife.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Yeah, came here to say that and add “…and this will be the only news story in Japan for the next week.”

It’s pretty common for Japanese celebs to just up and go “yep, got married” without hide nor hair of a pre-existing relationship. Non-celebs too, now that I think of it. Have seen that at work before.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

So apparently Kris Bryant didn’t realize the Rockies are a dogshit joke of an organization when he signed there.



Strikes me as a pretty big gently caress up by his agent to let him feel rushed into such an impactful decision.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BBGreatMoments/status/1763012065050956178

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



bawfuls posted:

So apparently Kris Bryant didn’t realize the Rockies are a dogshit joke of an organization when he signed there.



Strikes me as a pretty big gently caress up by his agent to let him feel rushed into such an impactful decision.
So he just didn’t talk to a single player then

I thought everyone knew by now that org is a joke

Corb Fucker
Dec 6, 2022

:dehumanize:
Anyone selling mlbtv login stuff I can hop on? Bought on a SA thread last year around this time and it was the best 25 bucks I've spent. Apologies if off topic or begging

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Is there no longer a share thread in SA Mart? That's where I always used to go before using the free TMobile thing

e: thread is here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960688

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
loving hell Davis will never catch a break:
https://twitter.com/maddie_m_lee/status/1763245792029208832

bawfuls posted:

So apparently Kris Bryant didn’t realize the Rockies are a dogshit joke of an organization when he signed there.



Strikes me as a pretty big gently caress up by his agent to let him feel rushed into such an impactful decision.

KB always struck me as... idk sheltered? naive? The guy who says "jolly gee gosh" because he doesn't actually know what a swear word is. It sounds like he was just uncomfortable with the free agent process and jumped to sign at the first place that was offering a good contract so he could get it over with. As for Boras, as good as he is for players on the financial front I don't think he gives a poo poo that they're run poorly and are never going to win anything. He got Bryant his bag and if it really comes down to it they can put pressure on for a trade - although Bryant would have to have an actually healthy and effective season or two where he at least looked something like the KB of the olden days before anybody would touch that contract.

Corb Fucker
Dec 6, 2022

:dehumanize:

Intruder posted:

Is there no longer a share thread in SA Mart? That's where I always used to go before using the free TMobile thing

e: thread is here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960688

Thank you for your service 🫡

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Sydin posted:

loving hell Davis will never catch a break:
https://twitter.com/maddie_m_lee/status/1763245792029208832

KB always struck me as... idk sheltered? naive? The guy who says "jolly gee gosh" because he doesn't actually know what a swear word is. It sounds like he was just uncomfortable with the free agent process and jumped to sign at the first place that was offering a good contract so he could get it over with. As for Boras, as good as he is for players on the financial front I don't think he gives a poo poo that they're run poorly and are never going to win anything. He got Bryant his bag and if it really comes down to it they can put pressure on for a trade - although Bryant would have to have an actually healthy and effective season or two where he at least looked something like the KB of the olden days before anybody would touch that contract.

i feel like i remember a story that the locker room celebration for clinching the WC in 2015 was the first time he'd ever had beer

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Davis must have pissed off a witch or something. Guy is cursed

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

He was looking so good this spring, too :negative:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Get Cody into these games ASAP

Edit: not the GDT but the statement still stands

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

Get Cody into these games ASAP

Counsell said it's going to be at least another week before he plays in a ST game.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Money Mike as Miles Morales bobblehead, that's fun. And it reminds you to purchase and drink delicious Coca-Cola!

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Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Money Mike as Miles Morales bobblehead, that's fun. And it reminds you to purchase and drink delicious Coca-Cola!



why though

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
can't wait for him to swing out of CC's rear end

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