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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Btw thanks everyone for birthday messages :cloudnine: here's a weird cloud I saw yesterday and a goofy pic of Mila that I love



Looks like a Dr. Suess character about to swallow the town.



I also love it.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Why does no one ever hunker up?

I think that's called work.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

DorkusMalorkus posted:

guys I just saw they're remaking THE CROW

and the new guy in it looks like the loving Leto Joker. Teenage me is really upset

Jared Leto is generally pretty upsetting imho. Not Mark Wahlberg levels of upsetting. But upsetting nonetheless.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

guys I just saw they're remaking THE CROW

and the new guy in it looks like the loving Leto Joker. Teenage me is really upset

The Crowker

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

The Crowker

Sounds 2 twizted

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
its DND thursday my dudes and ladies

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Beer Gay So What posted:

its DND thursday my dudes and ladies

Do Not Dresuscitate, got it :hmmyes:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Beer Gay So What posted:

its DND thursday my dudes and ladies

I've been casting magic missile all day

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Escape From Noise posted:

Jared Leto is generally pretty upsetting imho. Not Mark Wahlberg levels of upsetting. But upsetting nonetheless.

I'll repeat my previous statement on Jared Leto

fartknocker posted:

Jared Leto is only good when he’s in movies where he gets killed, preferably hilariously.

See: The Thin Red Line, American Psycho, Blade Runner 2049.

Pretty sure he also died or was going to die in Ass2Ass: The Motion Picture (Released in some places as Requiem for a Dream).

Also in three of those four movies he's a supporting character with fairly limited screen time before getting machine gunned by the Japanese/axe murdered by Bruce Wayne/whatever happened to his character in BR2049.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

I'll repeat my previous statement on Jared Leto

Also in three of those four movies he's a supporting character with fairly limited screen time before getting machine gunned by the Japanese/axe murdered by Bruce Wayne/whatever happened to his character in BR2049.

Seems like somebody doesnt fully understand it's MORBIN TIME

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Beer Gay So What posted:

its DND thursday my dudes and ladies

It is indeed. My half-orc wizard and the rest of the party are gearing up to take down a hag in the Feywild.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Seems like somebody doesnt fully understand it's MORBIN TIME

I have to admit I am Morb curious. I've never Morbed before.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I will never morb, I got better ways to waste my time :smugdog:

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

It is indeed. My half-orc wizard and the rest of the party are gearing up to take down a hag in the Feywild.

I am hoping we take the bad baddie down so my tabaxi can hit level 6 and i can go ranger/druid and abandon most pretenses of ever healing

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i have morbed and if i had a choice of watching madam web again or morbius..

it's morbin' time

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

i have morbed and if i had a choice of watching madam web again or morbius..

it's morbin' time

Holy poo poo is easy that bad? I would have never thought any movie would make Morbius watchable

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

I have to admit I am Morb curious. I've never Morbed before.

It's terrible. Dont. It was just a joke.

DON'T DO IT!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

i have morbed and if i had a choice of watching madam web again or morbius..

it's morbin' time

ive heard that treating madam web as an in-theater MST3K is a great experience fwiw

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


made a neat little tune with AUM, koala sampler for drums, fugue machine for midi and decent sampler for the voices of the midi from fugue machine running a banjolele, two digital synths and a domra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfdrVSLNLI

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer


Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:



Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

biscuit is a spicy betch and i am here for it :love:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:



Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

Lol

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:



Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

Go Biscuit go!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


now we'll always remember dorkus's birthday because it was the day biscuit turned uterus into yeeterus

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



bagmonkey posted:



Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

I made this for another goon posting through his cat's heat, many years ago (2005)



DorkusMalorkus posted:

Go Biscuit go!

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

turned uterus into yeeterus

:pusheen:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

bagmonkey posted:



Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

I, too, would benefit from a mild sedative. Hold on while I go cop some ketamine.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

It is indeed. My half-orc wizard and the rest of the party are gearing up to take down a hag in the Feywild.

You don’t have the skills to take down a hag, you’re gonna get wrecked.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


wanna hear a funny story, i was in grade 7 and some kids in gym class made some joke about the number 69 and i was like idk why this is funny whats funny about a number and then they explained what it means and i was like oh ew and then they called me gay

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:



Happy Post Horny Biscuit Day!!!

Good job bagmo, give biscuit 100 kisses tia

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


knocked my dang bong bowl off the counter and not i can only smoke buckets in a little socket

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

bird with big dick posted:

You don’t have the skills to take down a hag, you’re gonna get wrecked.

We did indeed take down the hag despite me rolling 2,1,1, & 1 on 4d6 followed by 1,1,1, & 6 on 4d8.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

SIDS Vicious posted:

wanna hear a funny story, i was in grade 7 and some kids in gym class made some joke about the number 69 and i was like idk why this is funny whats funny about a number and then they explained what it means and i was like oh ew and then they called me gay

7th grade is definitely one of the most unhappy grades for almost everybody I think. Puberty has turned everyone is turned into a stinky angst monster and they're all making each other more miserable

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

100 years from now they're gonna look back on our education system and think we were barbarians for putting kids through that poo poo.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
keep kids in remote learning that'd help with the climate


and then i don't have to wade through a crowd of kids for a 3pm frozen coke

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It's Friday and this week has sucked so I'm at The Drink Corner.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Escape From Noise posted:

It's Friday and this week has sucked so I'm at The Drink Corner.


is Drink Corner based in some sort of post apocalyptic safe zone :dogstare:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

7th grade is definitely one of the most unhappy grades for almost everybody I think. Puberty has turned everyone is turned into a stinky angst monster and they're all making each other more miserable

God bless all the people who have and currently are teaching our pre-teens and teens. What they must deal with every day, and yet, somehow, people do the job. Thank you.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

is Drink Corner based in some sort of post apocalyptic safe zone :dogstare:

It's outside of a former bus depot. It used to have vending machines.

Also, yeah

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