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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The False Joe was on TV but the True Joe was in our hearts

i thought trujo was about an evil dog

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Joe the President

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4IuvnDc58Y

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


tokin opposition posted:

Do you think there's beef between titty mousepad with nipples guys and titty mousepad without nipples guys?

smh one is obscene and the other is decidedly not

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://x.com/TheRoot/status/1762906322524365151?s=20

prayers up for mr porter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nTxOMtbEI

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

quote:

According to The Daily Mail, the couple purchased the four-bedroom, four-and-a-half-bathroom home in the town of Bellport Village back in October 2020 for $1.4 million. Listed for sale at $2.5 million, the one-acre property comes with some pretty fly features, including a heated lap pool, a home gym and a tree house.

Truly this man is suffering and we must support him, he is only profiting 1.1 million USD on the sale of his home. Tragic.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008




"'Hey my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?'"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


drat horror queefs posted:

Truly this man is suffering and we must support him, he is only profiting 1.1 million USD on the sale of his home. Tragic.

I wouldn't be as annoyed by this if it wasn't for this motherfucker blaming the strike. Don't poo poo talk something designed to take care of people doing demonstrably worse off than you, while those people are also demonstrably more talented.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



a qualifier like “New York” implies the existence of other homes, maybe an “LA” or a “Tahoe” home? theyll be fine!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

i say swears online posted:

who, samuel joseph wurzelbacher? no i haven't memorized that name for fifteen years

He's dead now so who cares.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

joe the plumber died from blocked pipes

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
In an open letter to the parents of victims who died in the 2014 Isla Vista killings,[73] Wurzelbacher wrote of his right to "protect my family", stating, "As harsh as this sounds—your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional rights ... We still have the Right to Bear Arms ... Any feelings you have toward my rights being taken away from me, lose those."[74][75][76]

Good riddance

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



Porter opposed the cultural boycott of Israel.[68] In October 2023, he signed an open letter supporting Israel during the Israel–Hamas war.[69]

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Bro Dad posted:

Porter opposed the cultural boycott of Israel.[68] In October 2023, he signed an open letter supporting Israel during the Israel–Hamas war.[69]

solidarity :swoon:

lol at this bit:

He married Adam Smith on January 14, 2017, after meeting him in 2009.[65] He was very keen to get married "while Obama was still president and before January 20th, 2017", so the two got engaged on December 29, 2016, and married two weeks later.[65] In July 2023, it was announced that Porter and Smith had separated.[66]


Nichael has issued a correction as of 23:03 on Feb 29, 2024

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

his name was samuel wurzelbacher and he wasn't a plumber he was a computer toucher

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
his name was samuel wurzelbacher

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

He was a computer plumber and a drat fine one at that and he will be missed by every man woman and child who has ever dared to dream

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
*clutching a congealed mass of pornography*
well there's your problem

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



His name was sanuel woozlebutter and he loving sucked. He smelled like poo poo all the time and got fired from the dick sucking factory for sucking the dicks in a way that the chief would only describe as "disturbing"

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i heard he bit one clean off

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Joe the Plumber? That's the most obvious mobster nickname I've ever heard.

Takes care of made men's "plumbing" if you catch my drift.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



tokin opposition posted:

i heard he bit one clean off

They say if you go to the factory at midnight on a full moon you can hear the dick he bit off begging to be sucked off properly. Of course Mccain knew about all this and still accepted his endorsement.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
really, anyone can be joe the plumber. it's not like you have to be a plumber or named joe.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



i say swears online posted:

samuel joseph wurzelbacher

his name is my name too

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lol at the thread title

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1763297568279179673

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/AshinChina/status/1762645650456650190

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



stay till the end for a glimpse at an extremely smooth man

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Bro Dad posted:

stay till the end for a glimpse at an extremely smooth man

I saw him he was quite smooth

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Buck Wildman posted:

I saw him he was quite smooth

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/TripInChina/status/1762995598469234958

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Bro Dad posted:

stay till the end for a glimpse at an extremely smooth man

pretty sure that was Bob Kelly

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC







Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Buck Wildman posted:

I saw him he was quite smooth

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Buck Wildman posted:

I saw him he was quite smooth

He looks like a man cosplaying as a baby

Oops my monitor was off

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
eh, I've seen smoother

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
bullshit. post him then.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

really, anyone can be joe the plumber. it's not like you have to be a plumber or named joe.

that was the plot of mgsv

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Maya Fey posted:

that was the plot of mgsv

if you rewatch the footage, there's clearly a mysterious man with a plumber crack leading samuel joseph wurzelbacher into the debate hall

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



get hosed, whales! and a bunch of other animals as well! and the ocean's capacity to redistribute heat!

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