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Michael Cole: "OH MY! Could it be!? IT IS! It's Jade "Giving Mother" Cargill! e: horrible snipe, sorry
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:37 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 18:19 |
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https://twitter.com/PabloGRadio/status/1763219971658621184
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:40 |
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I can't believe AEW hired Low-Ki, hired the booker of that match, and bought Evolve after using it as a feeder league.
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:43 |
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Pablo, 3 hours from now: Sorry, I just out this was WWE-adjacent. THIS! IS! AWESOME!
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:49 |
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The only things that true fans should chant is "Thank you Vince"
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:51 |
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Why is. Why is the ref not stopping -- WHY IS LOW KI KICKING HIM AGAIN, WHY IS HE GOING TO THE TOP
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:54 |
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Someone post the low ki being carried away like a small child pic
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:14 |
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that is pure strain pro wrestling and it rules
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:28 |
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Low Ki is the avatar of "Getting Your poo poo In" Also now I want Jade to have a Marlo Thomas gimmick
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:43 |
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ARMBAR A COP posted:Someone post the low ki being carried away like a small child pic
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:52 |
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A wwe fan when someone tells them that wrestling existed before wwe and will exist after wwe
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 19:42 |
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Jade "Freakin" Cargill
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 19:59 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Jade "Freakin" Cargill peggeh...
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 20:04 |
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lol his loving mouth
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 21:15 |
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Bucks Derangement Syndrome is real https://x.com/leslieleeiii/status/1763339449449251121?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 03:12 |
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Back in my day we were told not to sell the trolls, we just got called various slurs that were related on the Something Awful front page.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 04:05 |
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You can ignore anyone and everything that refers to The Bucks as midcarders because what they really mean is A Tag Team amd no tag team can be main eventers one has to be Michaels and one Jannetty them the rules.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 04:05 |
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the main event of the aew ppv should be sting and darby beating the bucks in fifteen seconds then the remaining 45 minutes allocated for the main event should be the entire locker room and support staff and maybe some random security guards and vendors all taking turns kicking the bucks in the bean bag over and over again. no matter how many kicks they take the crowd will still be chanting for more. i will then rank the match .5 stars and demand that aew fire them and wait is this the hell thread
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 04:37 |
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Lid posted:You can ignore anyone and everything that refers to The Bucks as midcarders because what they really mean is A Tag Team amd no tag team can be main eventers one has to be Michaels and one Jannetty them the rules. Usually but in this case Leslie is grinding his axe against the Bucks because AEW.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 04:48 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:the main event of the aew ppv should be sting and darby beating the bucks in fifteen seconds then the remaining 45 minutes allocated for the main event should be the entire locker room and support staff and maybe some random security guards and vendors all taking turns kicking the bucks in the bean bag over and over again. no matter how many kicks they take the crowd will still be chanting for more. i will then rank the match .5 stars and demand that aew fire them and wait is this the hell thread Would the actual main event be the surprise return of Satoshi Kojima to do what he does best? (Elbow dudes in the nards?)
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 04:53 |
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more like the middle aged bucks
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 05:39 |
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All pro wrestling is bad wrestling. https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1763356799183253600 wow he's right.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 05:55 |
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All pro wrestling looks "phony". Actual fights look like poo poo.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 07:20 |
"Only a hot take in recent years*" *Recent years here meaning: since 1910 or so
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 07:26 |
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Pro wrestling peaked with Inoki-ism.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 07:29 |
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These people genuinely want Brawl For All, that's the only conclusion I can come to at this point
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 07:37 |
Legitimately I want an example of a match from one of these people that doesn't "look phoney" because it will 100% have an Irish Whip in it, the fakest looking wrestling move of all time
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 07:41 |
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VideoWitch posted:Legitimately I want an example of a match from one of these people that doesn't "look phoney" its real and its extremely powerful
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 07:50 |
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VideoWitch posted:Legitimately I want an example of a match from one of these people that doesn't "look phoney" Similarly I want an example of "psychology" that doesn't boil down to "He works the leg and then wins the match by doing a move to the leg"
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 08:02 |
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even in the days of kayfabe most people knew this poo poo was a work lol
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 08:10 |
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its really funny because the people that seemed the msot convinced that wrestling had to be real... was wrestlers who knew it was fake
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 08:12 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:its really funny because the people that seemed the msot convinced that wrestling had to be real... was wrestlers who knew it was fake Didn't Piper claim he had no idea wrestling was fake until he was in the ring having his first match?
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 08:21 |
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Drakkel posted:Didn't Piper claim he had no idea wrestling was fake until he was in the ring having his first match? lol
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 08:23 |
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I like the people who claim people didn't know wrestling was fake in the 70s when they were threatening to kill heels, like a drunk crowd of rednecks wouldn't have tried to stab the freebirds if they knew it was a work
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 09:43 |
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The reason wrestling rings have ropes is because the Irish whip is so powerful the recipient will keep running until they hit something. Do not try it at home.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 09:54 |
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the sex ghost posted:I like the people who claim people didn't know wrestling was fake in the 70s when they were threatening to kill heels, like a drunk crowd of rednecks wouldn't have tried to stab the freebirds if they knew it was a work the beer was working them
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 10:57 |
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Lamuella posted:All pro wrestling looks "phony". Actual fights look like poo poo. It's true. I remember a fight from a couple of years ago at a Taco Bell in the UK that went viral. Some customer got super pissed and started pushing stuff around and yelling and cursing and takes a run at an employee and tries to punch him but the employee ducks under the punch, deadlifts the guy up and kinda bodyslams him face first on the ground with this really gross splat noise. The fight was ugly and over in like ten seconds max.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 13:05 |
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how come all of those "it needs to look like a real fight" people never complain about how modern wrestlers don't keep their hands up at all times? mma has been popular for decades at this point so we know what a real contest looks like
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 14:19 |
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little munchkin posted:how come all of those "it needs to look like a real fight" people never complain about how modern wrestlers don't keep their hands up at all times? mma has been popular for decades at this point so we know what a real contest looks like Because, as Meltzer points out all the time, looks real means looked real when I was a kid.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 14:24 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 18:19 |
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If it’s not fifteen minutes of lay and pray it’s fake phony outlaw mudshow garbage poo poo
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 16:21 |