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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Desert Bus posted:

Once all these businesses realize they're actually legally people and need healthcare they will spend their dollars voting for universal healthcare.

A lot of corporations and businesses actually do support universal healthcare, because they hate having to take care of employee health insurance themselves.

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Heath posted:

Chic-fil-A sauce is just Yum-Yum sauce. Get some and get anyone to tell you the difference

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Schubalts posted:

A lot of corporations and businesses actually do support universal healthcare, because they hate having to pay for employee health insurance themselves.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


3D Megadoodoo posted:

A lot of people complain about copyright, but it's sad to read say Martialis when he's writing poems begging patrons to invite him to dinner while book-sellers are getting rich off selling his works, instead of poems about how some lady's tits are so big she has to pay double fare at the baths.

Copyright exists to solve a real problem (as a society we value the creation of art, but also artists need money to live, so there needs to be some way for them to turn their art into money), but I don't think it's terribly controversial to say that the current implementation of copyright, where nothing enters public domain until the author's grandchildren are in retirement homes and in the meantime most copyrights are squatted on by massive corporations who have no interest in doing anything with them, including preservation, is hosed.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Schubalts posted:

A lot of corporations and businesses actually do support universal healthcare, because they hate having to take care of employee health insurance themselves.

Those corporations are run by amateurs. If your employees are beholden to you for health insurance then you've got leverage over them. If they do something silly like go on strike you can just yank their health insurance.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ToxicFrog posted:

Copyright exists to solve a real problem (as a society we value the creation of art, but also artists need money to live, so there needs to be some way for them to turn their art into money), but I don't think it's terribly controversial to say that the current implementation of copyright, where nothing enters public domain until the author's grandchildren are in retirement homes and in the meantime most copyrights are squatted on by massive corporations who have no interest in doing anything with them, including preservation, is hosed.

That’s controversial as all hell.

I could get eighty percent of both houses of Congress to condemn you for saying that.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Platystemon posted:

That’s controversial as all hell.

I could get eighty percent of both houses of Congress to condemn you for saying that.

I mean, yeah, but is it controversial among human beings rather than wizened money-liches?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Schubalts posted:

A lot of corporations and businesses actually do support universal healthcare, because they hate having to take care of employee health insurance themselves.

thanks Obama

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Annulment exists for a reason.

https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1763352940826255611?t=gwwVHWZRZ3dWTtAhpqD0Cg&s=19

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Early-adopter tech bro, mixed with mormon bullshit. What a catch, Cambree!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Early-adopter tech bro, mixed with mormon bullshit. What a catch, Cambree!

She mentions keeping it out of the ceremony itself, but that means she had to tell him "no you can't wear your expensive toy while we are reciting our vows. I want to be able to see your eyes when I kiss you as my husband for the first time."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Air Skwirl posted:

She mentions keeping it out of the ceremony itself, but that means she had to tell him "no you can't wear your expensive toy while we are reciting our vows. I want to be able to see your eyes when I kiss you as my husband for the first time."

Fixed that for Mormons.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
That's the other thing. If they're Mormon they gotta have a lot of family in Utah, how excited is she going to be about moving to the Bay Area? There's Mormon's there, so they wouldn't be alone, but I'm guessing getting pregnant soon is part of their plan, and as long as they aren't assholes it's usually better to have your own parents around when you're having kids.

Edit: I just realized the fact he wants to take her to California might be why she puts up with the dork goggles.

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karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
dorkggles

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
how come apple goggles is getting so much attention, is the apple brand cult + VR tools(as in people) some sort of super combo?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

PhazonLink posted:

how come apple goggles is getting so much attention, is the apple brand cult + VR tools(as in people) some sort of super combo?

The same thing happened with Google glass, people just like making fun of dipshit tech people. The apple thing probably doesn't hurt, since it's basically a $3500 paperweight when, not if, the myriad hardware problems crop up that apple refuses to fix. But, well, that's how cults tend to go.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

OwlFancier posted:

Spend too much time thinking about feelings about yourself and others and how that fits into society and you gain 40 insight and breach the ritual secret of Gender and now the world is full of big gribbly things with too many holes in their heads and if you beat the true final boss you turn into a slug.

Yes I've read Dune.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


"[he] also has experience selling cryptocurrency merch"

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I went to a wedding where the guy was basically an excommunicated mormon and his whole family (that showed up) was deep into that poo poo and his dad was like a pastor or some poo poo.

Not only was I surprised any of his family was there….

The wedding loving suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Not drinking is one thing. Not partying at a literal loving party is another.

Goddamn.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
imagine breaking the seal on your vr head set first.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ToxicFrog posted:

Copyright exists to solve a real problem (as a society we value the creation of art, but also artists need money to live, so there needs to be some way for them to turn their art into money)
That's not why copyright exists. It is functioning as intended.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
If we decouple having money from continuing to live we'll get more furry porn, musical theatre about slavers, stupid modern art bullshit, adult animated "comedy", nerd rap, or Lets Plays of borderline pedophiliac videogames than ever before.

Despite this, it's still probably a good idea.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

PhazonLink posted:

imagine breaking the seal on your vr head set first.

mods?

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


why would you eat a chik fil a spicy chicken sandwich when the popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich is better?

that’s the unbelievable part of the story

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

He’s going to whine and beg until she lets him gently caress with that thing on, what a honeymoon.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
does Apple have a killer app or game?

or are all these bros being massive tools like the FBI agent from Heavy Rain?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Inceltown posted:

"[he] also has experience selling cryptocurrency merch"

Selling cryptocurrency merch is probably a smarter business model than selling cryptocurrency.

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
I actually read the Atlantic article before I saw the internet discourse on it, and I totally believed that the story is true. I just interpreted it differently.

I saw it being similar to that old story where a goon was sitting on a park bench with an entire pizza (?) and got scared of some friendly stoners and threw his pizza at them before running away.

I assumed the HR person lightheartedly ribbed him about eating chick fil a, and a couple other people snapped jokingly in agreement, and the guy had a conservative persecution complex meltdown over it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

dialhforhero posted:

I went to a wedding where the guy was basically an excommunicated mormon and his whole family (that showed up) was deep into that poo poo and his dad was like a pastor or some poo poo.

Not only was I surprised any of his family was there….

The wedding loving suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Not drinking is one thing. Not partying at a literal loving party is another.

Goddamn.

What's the point of being excommunicated from the Mormons if you can't party?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Excommunicated for being too boring.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

God that's loving depressing. Mormons are typically pretty serious about the "no sex before marriage" thing, which just encourages them to get married when they're too stupid to know better. Just totally doesn't see he has no respect for her. At least not in time.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A lot of people complain about copyright, but it's sad to read say Martialis when he's writing poems begging patrons to invite him to dinner while book-sellers are getting rich off selling his works, instead of poems about how some lady's tits are so big she has to pay double fare at the baths.

It's important to be accurate about what is in the poems, so that people don't get the wrong idea about how people lived and wrote back in that era.

It was triple fare.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
The idiots are the people in the inbox.

https://bsky.app/profile/helenczerski.bsky.social/post/3kmawbzqths2d

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So in this morning's roundup Elon's suing OpenAI for making an AI without him, Trump is trying to pull an IPO pump-and-dump stock-split scam to pay for his fines, and now I find out that there's a statistically significant number of people who find that picture of someone breaking a chocolate bar with their thumbs to be alien and wrong because that's not how you do it? Lord help me make it through this flat gently caress friday

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
There is a brand of fancy chocolate in the UK called Tony's (it's pretty drat good) but the grooves are really random/all over the shop and it it makes it really annoying to break off a piece. Stop trying to be random Tony, let me eat your delicious chocolate normally.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I can't quite parse what this other method of breaking chocolate is supposed to be

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

I assume the AR is giving his wife cat ears so he can get it up on his wedding night

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Roblo posted:

There is a brand of fancy chocolate in the UK called Tony's (it's pretty drat good) but the grooves are really random/all over the shop and it it makes it really annoying to break off a piece. Stop trying to be random Tony, let me eat your delicious chocolate normally.

real! it sucks!!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Regy Rusty posted:

I can't quite parse what this other method of breaking chocolate is supposed to be

When I was like 7, before I figured out the proper way, I'd jam my finger in the groove and press against the thin bit, which would, eventually, messily, separate the pieces. Best I can tell, there are adults who do this and insist it is the easiest way, despite how easily disproven that claim is.

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

When I was like 7, before I figured out the proper way, I'd jam my finger in the groove and press against the thin bit, which would, eventually, messily, separate the pieces. Best I can tell, there are adults who do this and insist it is the easiest way, despite how easily disproven that claim is.

I mean, it'll break either way just fine but you do that by bending the piece as a whole so it breaks along the weak point. Not by..wildly jamming your finger into the groove until it breaks (as you say, messily)

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