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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1763502114557559080?t=FJBvBc9_t9UrdGyHkaR3-w&s=19

That just seems like a really short sighted scam because I doubt Steam plays around with poo poo like this.

Yeah, you won't get the payout before Steam notices, bans you and refunds anyone who bought it.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
shoulda just called it Smelldivers and did a lovely unreal reskin

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Shelldivers but it’s a Subnautica mod and all you do is collect clams, scallops, and oysters.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Then release a DLC for Crustaceans and sea snails.

The final boss is a king crab.

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you

dialhforhero posted:

Shelldivers but it’s a Subnautica mod and all you do is collect clams, scallops, and oysters.

I would play 80 hours of this

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Helldrivers but you’re stuck on the 405

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks

a sexual elk posted:

Helldrivers but you’re stuck on the 405

Helldiners, but you're at a Marie Calendar's.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Hellgrinders but is a gas station Subway

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Specsavers/status/1763182822624215152

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Smellfinders, but it’s a Clue-like whodunnit where you try to find out who farted.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Is this some UK joke I’m too American to understand?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Is this some UK joke I’m too American to understand?

It's a joke about the Wonka thing from last week.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Is this some UK joke I’m too American to understand?

It's a joke about Paddington getting vaccinated and Naomi Wolff opposing it.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Maxwells Demon posted:

It's a joke about Paddington getting vaccinated and Naomi Wolff opposing it.

:raise:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/Glawk_40/status/1763439663765668345

zoux has a new favorite as of 21:07 on Mar 1, 2024

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

5 guys showing up to the gangbang just for the snacks or something

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

kazil posted:

5 guys showing up to the gangbang just for the snacks or something

https://bsky.app/profile/hausofdecline.bsky.social/post/3klpg3x2xqh22

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

kazil posted:

5 guys showing up to the gangbang just for the snacks or something

ED is brutal

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They only got 3 minutes each.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
I am not going to judge anyone who had difficulty performing, partially because you shouldn't do that anyway and partially because an environment where

quote:

organizers yelling “ANYBODY GOT A HARD COCK? LINE YOURSELVES UP BY HARDNESS”.

is happening sounds like a difficult environment to get it up in.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Putting on my lab coat and goggles as I clock in for another day being the cum tracker.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

1stGear posted:

because you shouldn't do that anyway

Judge people or attend a gangbang?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Judge people or attend a gangbang?

Judge people for not getting hard, though I would personally probably not attend a gangbang hosted by Aella because she is a deeply weird person.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006



gotta appreciate an elegant graph

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Platystemon posted:

“Naomi” isn’t a particularly uncommon name, and the only thing that their last names have in common is being single syllables, different single syllables.

I have no idea how people manage to mix them up.

Do people think that Ronald McDonald and Ronald DeSantis are the same guy?
Inside you there are two Naomis.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Wow the Leeroy Jenkins penetrator was a virgin ?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

1stGear posted:

I am not going to judge anyone who had difficulty performing, partially because you shouldn't do that anyway and partially because an environment where

is happening sounds like a difficult environment to get it up in.

All the guys had to do the scratch test against one another to determine who was hardest.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





LOL imagine being unable to continue due to emojis. Completely defeated by emojis. Just don't look at them. They can't hurt you.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


https://aella.substack.com/p/my-birthday-gangbang

I thought that was actually pretty fascinating!

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



1stGear posted:

Judge people for not getting hard, though I would personally probably not attend a gangbang hosted by Aella because she is a deeply weird person.

otherwise i'd totally be going to a gangbang hosted by a nonweird person

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Is this some UK joke I’m too American to understand?

It’s a joke about Paddington Bear killing Queen Elizabeth II.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
lmfao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hyperlynx posted:

https://aella.substack.com/p/my-birthday-gangbang

I thought that was actually pretty fascinating!

quote:

The lab orders were confusing and custom because we required some unusual tests - namely HSV and mycoplasma genitalium. I somehow, weirdly, do not test positive for either HSV 1 or 2, and so we wanted to know who had it so we could check outbreak history (outbreaks in the last few years increase risk of transmission; no outbreak history probably has extremely low transmission rates) and require they take antivirals. Nobody who tested, tested positive for any STI except HSV (which means mgen rates were 0!).

Of HSV, 32% tested positive for HSV1, and 8% tested positive for HSV2.

“How does HSV transmission work and how bad is it” is a whole nother post, but basically we read a gajaillion studies and then set our risk tolerance at 1/1000 chance of catching HSV this party, and set corresponding requirements (condoms, antivirals, no-outbreaks) based on the studies. I also took antivirals as a preventative measure.

quote:

Mycoplasma genitalium is the hot new STI that your doctor probably isn’t testing for. It’s usually lumped in with the ‘usually symptomless random bacteria’ set of tests like trich or ureaplasma, but recently has been popping up as less symptomless than you would hope, and also horribly difficult to cure with US-approved antibiotics. Nobody who got STI tests in our cohort tested positive for mgen, which is a good sign.

Everybody used condoms.

She’s overqualified to be Dean of Medicine of the University of California at San Francisco.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wait if everyone used condoms then nobody came in anybody did they


https://twitter.com/watn_tarnation/status/1763653411046858785

zoux has a new favorite as of 01:05 on Mar 2, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zoux posted:

Wait if everyone used condoms then nobody came in anybody did they

Get some topologists on this case.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

The new Trojan Crazy-Straw™️, where instead of gathering in the end it whizzes your yop up and round your eyes spelling "happy birthday"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
"BRING IT IN!"
Gangbangmaster Aella

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Jabberlock posted:

otherwise i'd totally be going to a gangbang hosted by a nonweird person

yeah i get invited to loads of gangbangs, they're all just out of frame, just banging away haha

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

1stGear posted:

yeah i get invited to loads of gangbangs, they're all just out of frame, just banging away haha

I have a gangbang but you wouldn't know it, it's in Canada.

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