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         Brawnfire posted:You STOLE Oomponium!!! You spread it to friends and relations, whose homes now have to be razed and the ground sterilized! So you get NOTHING! Good DAY, sir! 
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This stirred a memory in me. I was at the pub and this guy called Roadie was there and after saying hello he started telling me about how he was only there to have one drink because he had to, well, do roadie work the next day because there was a gig wherever and he was going on the boat on the week-end and he had promised to bring whoever two cases of whatever and so and so forth. Anyway about an hour later I just said (with no malice or anything, just to make conversation) "oh I thought you said you'd only have one?" and he started repeating "I never asked you anything. I never asked you anything. Not a drat thing." with a weird look on his face. So like I said it had been an hour or so so I was already three bottles of Lobo Loco in and kinda lost it and started (quite loudly) telling him how I'd never asked him about how he had a gig at the poo poo Hall in Ballsville and that he had promised to bring Fucko McGoober two cases of Nonce Piss from the boat and all of that poo poo. This went on for maybe two minutes. After I'd lost my steam and piped down, the bartender asked on the PA "3D is it OK if we continue with the bingo now?" and I won a bag of sweets in bingo. Anyway it was the same guy who was burning the company account books in a forest because his boss asked him to, and when the fire brigade and cops showed up (because of the smoke) and asked him what was going on he told them: "oh I'm burning the company account books." Thanks for reading have a nice Friday.
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PYF Memes: Fucko McGoober and the Mysterious Case of the Burning Nonce Piss: Unraveling the Enigma of poo poo Hall in Ballsville
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Sad Oompa Loompa lady would be a great DS NPC. Specifically DS2.
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Endless breadsticks just sounds like pretzels.
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Ok, but it's also because of the water around them. Like...all the water inside the ship won't sink it if it's on dry land, ya know? Kind of need both. 
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Mar 1, 2024 15:32
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If I fill a ship with water but keep in dry dock it's not sunk. Debate me.
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CheeseThief posted:If I fill a ship with water but keep in dry dock it's not sunk. Debate me. A pop tart is a sandwich.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Ok, but it's also because of the water around them. Like...all the water inside the ship won't sink it if it's on dry land, ya know? Kind of need both. So what I'm getting is that in order to function at intended, I need to be around bad poo poo but not let it get to me. If everything is good, I will be stuck and useless like a ship on land?
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BonHair posted:So what I'm getting is that in order to function at intended, I need to be around bad poo poo but not let it get to me. If everything is good, I will be stuck and useless like a ship on land? there's this philosopher, Musk i think his name is, that says good times makes men soft? Which seems a bit personal if you ask me.
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Mar 1, 2024 17:03
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Lobok posted:Endless breadsticks just sounds like pretzels. Pretzels are actually one longer strand of dough twisted into a shape, not some doughroboros
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When has that ever stopped a movie production company tho?
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Regarde Aduck posted:there's this philosopher, Musk i think his name is, that says good times makes men soft? Which seems a bit personal if you ask me. Sounds like a personal problem. Good times make me hard 🍆
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Mar 1, 2024 17:31
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dialhforhero posted:Good times make me hard 🍆 Can confirm
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dialhforhero posted:Sounds like a personal problem. text me for a hard time
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This guy explains the actual reason you really couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMFoNZeZm0
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Mar 1, 2024 19:23
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The real reason you couldn't make blazing saddles today is that nearly all of the actors who were in it are dead
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Mar 1, 2024 19:34
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Animal-Mother posted:This guy explains the actual reason you really couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. Yeah this is a good video.
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Mar 1, 2024 19:35
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You wouldn't be able to make Blazing Saddles today because it would need to be a 13-part serialized piece of poo poo instead of a short, entertaining movie
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Mar 1, 2024 19:37
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Why is this...IDK, traced? It's not a real screengrab: 
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Mar 1, 2024 19:37
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DrBouvenstein posted:Why is this...IDK, traced? It's not a real screengrab: I'm assuming someone made a higher res version for better meme generation.
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Mar 1, 2024 19:51
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CainFortea posted:I'm assuming someone made a higher res version for better meme generation. the hair in the crowd is different between pics too
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Large Testicles posted:the hair in the crowd is different between pics too They didnt' do a perfect copy apparently.
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Mar 1, 2024 19:57
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It’s Ai generated
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MarcusSA posted:It’s Ai generated Simpsons fingers always look like that
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Mar 1, 2024 19:58
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Yeah girl that's how they get you.
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NB traumatized people may not laugh at that meme
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laugh or die, can you do any less? (this is a meme)
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I just want to know how much my lunch at Wendy's will cost, everywhere just says "Contact a Sales representative for a quote".       
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Chair memes stolen directly from imgur       
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aeron gang rise up BOTTOM TEXT
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I genuinely believed for a few months after I met my girlfriend that it was an elaborate prank set up by my douchebag cousin/roommate and his friends. Had that actually been the case, she’d have certainly been taking one for the team, so to speak, just to get one over on me. Of all the people from that time in my life, she’s the only one I still speak to. Because she’s my wife. pseudorandom posted:I just want to know how much my lunch at Wendy's will cost, everywhere just says "Contact a Sales representative for a quote". You know what they say, if you have to ask…
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RoastBeef posted:aeron gang rise up root beer posted:I genuinely believed for a few months after I met my girlfriend that it was an elaborate prank set up by my douchebag cousin/roommate and his friends.
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root beer posted:You know what they say, if you have to ask… IF U WANT IT? IT'S 4 SALE OK IF YOU NEED 2 ASK ASK
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