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Batterypowered7 posted:There's an age minimum so I don't think any dog would qualify. Maybe some sort of parrot? Dogs have very elastic genes, we just need to breed the oldest dogs selectively and we should get some 50 year old dogs in 25 years or so
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Mar 1, 2024 21:49
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big nipples big life posted:a torpedo is just ejected with compressed air and then proceeds under its own power so basically he would sort of flop out of tube then sink to the bottom. +1 vote for this President Torpedo Flop test
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Mar 1, 2024 21:50
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This slapfight is so dumb
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Mar 1, 2024 21:50
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Also as stated "the Biden administration is a step back from Obama's" is kind of ludicrous on its face since Biden was the one hauling Obama left
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Mar 1, 2024 21:50
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We’ve joked about this but employers seriously need to start immediately disqualifying job candidates with a Florida “education” listed on their resume
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Mar 1, 2024 21:51
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Karma Comedian posted:This slapfight is so dumb I agree, it's very obvious dogs cannot be President and there's no point in arguing.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:51
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Hazo posted:We’ve joked about this but employers seriously need to start immediately disqualifying job candidates with a Florida “education” listed on their resume Please no, I graduated in 2015.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:51
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"Freedom from indoctrination" I say standing in front of a bunch of young people holding signs that are against a completely manufactured "problem" that they wouldn't be able to define if you asked them to.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:52
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:It's incredibly funny to me that Lil' Ron got his rear end in a top hat positively blown out nationwide, went back to Florida, and instead of being like, 'Huh, I think everything I believe is deeply unpopular, maybe something is wrong with me,' instead chose to impotently double down until his successor shows up. I'm concerned that since casey couldn't fulfill her first lady power fantasy she will run for governor and because of how term limits work here then she and meatball can just trade the seat back and forth until florida is rightfully reclaimed by the sea.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:52
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kazil posted:I agree, it's very obvious dogs cannot be President and there's no point in arguing. AirPOTUS is never going to be a thing
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Mar 1, 2024 21:53
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Steak…steak mountain? Snake mountain… Snake Rattle N’ Roll. With the dots. You had to eat the dots to get weighed to go to the next stage. With the snakes.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:53
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kazil posted:I agree, it's very obvious dogs cannot be President and there's no point in arguing. No, he's talking about all the idiots that think Trump would sink. He would absolutely float..just think about it!
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Mar 1, 2024 21:53
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:No, he's talking about all the idiots that think Trump would sink. He would absolutely float..just think about it! No thanks. Thinking is for nerds
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Mar 1, 2024 21:54
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kazil posted:No thanks. Thinking is for nerds and fish delites are for winners
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Mar 1, 2024 21:54
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:No, he's talking about all the idiots that think Trump would sink. He would absolutely float..just think about it! "TRUMP" is very dense, many people are saying he the densest.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:54
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:No, he's talking about all the idiots that think Trump would sink. He would absolutely float..just think about it! If you're deep enough he might just have all the air squeezed out of him by the pressure. Like squeezing a giant whoopee cushion.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:55
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Dogs have very elastic genes, we just need to breed the oldest dogs selectively and we should get some 50 year old dogs in 25 years or so About that... https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-new-drug-that-could-extend-dogs-lives-inches-closer-to-approval-180983331/ For most dog owners, the idea of extending their beloved companion’s life is tantalizing. A dog’s lifespan—about 10 to 13 years—is only a small portion of the average human’s, and some breeds, especially larger ones, have an even shorter life expectancy. “When you adopt a dog, you’re adopting future heartbreak,” Emilie Adams, a New York resident who owns three Rhodesian Ridgebacks, tells Emily Anthes of the New York Times. “It’s worth it over time, because you just have so much love between now and when they go. But their life spans are shorter than ours.” Now, the San Francisco-based biotech company Loyal has announced its anti-aging drug for canines cleared the first of several hurdles needed for approval by the Food and Drug Administration. While the drug still must undergo clinical trials, this marks the first time the FDA has indicated a willingness to endorse longevity drugs, writes Hilary Brueck for Business Insider. Scientists have long been interested in ways to slow the aging process and extend life. Previous research on roundworms edited two cell pathways to extend their lifespans by 500 percent. Earlier this year, scientists reportedly reversed signs of aging in mice.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:55
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/01/biden-says-us-will-airdrop-humanitarian-aid-to-gaza/72808206007/ Anyone that votes for Trump or doesn't vote for Biden as protest (in the general election), is pretty much directly helping the genocide of Palestinians. I know it's not enough, but you're not going to get a US President willing to cut off Israel. Trump would never approve of any kind of aid to Palestine. He wouldn't even help Puerto Rico!
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Mar 1, 2024 21:56
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If Trump loses in 2024 the funniest option is spending the rest of his life making sure Ron never wins anything again
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Mar 1, 2024 21:56
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Plz quote if you support our succulent men and women in uniform Sorry, had to add one thing: 
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Mar 1, 2024 21:57
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:About that... elon is totally going to ted faro on that poo poo. e: forgot horizon fw is coming out on pc soon, spoilers for it. big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Mar 1, 2024 |
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Mar 1, 2024 21:57
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This is a very long amount of time to say "the defense has no loving evindence"
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Mar 1, 2024 21:58
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bobjr posted:If Trump loses in 2024 the funniest option is spending the rest of his life making sure Ron never wins anything again after looting the RNC and selling the pipes for copper yes
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Mar 1, 2024 21:58
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Almost Smart posted:Steak…steak mountain? Snake mountain… Snake Rattle N’ Roll. With the dots. You had to eat the dots to get weighed to go to the next stage. With the snakes. noooooooo not Trump's Rattle Steaks! anything but that!
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Mar 1, 2024 21:58
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tek79 posted:"Freedom from indoctrination" I say standing in front of a bunch of young people holding signs that are against a completely manufactured "problem" that they wouldn't be able to define if you asked them to. Don't forget, you're also a man who intentionally mispronounces words to loyalty test your group.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:59
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kazil posted:This is a very long amount of time to say "the defense has no loving evindence" This for the Georgia case or the documents case?
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Mar 1, 2024 21:59
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Batterypowered7 posted:This for the Georgia case or the documents case? Georgia. State is giving closing statements.
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Mar 1, 2024 22:00
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https://bsky.app/profile/sababausa.bsky.social/post/3kmnu3msxrt2p lol
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Mar 1, 2024 22:04
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I don't know if adopting a dog is actually just about heartbreak in the future. I'll have to check up on that one, uh, "Loyal."
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Mar 1, 2024 22:07
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Fabulousity posted:Sorry, had to add one thing: 
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Mar 1, 2024 22:09
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got her, lock her up also anyone bringing up a case where someone beat a child to death as some kind of "gotcha" is just pathetic a loving eight month old to be specific TheAgent fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 1, 2024 |
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Mar 1, 2024 22:10
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Oh good, I was hoping for more Sadow
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Mar 1, 2024 22:11
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It's a shame the judge can't just be like "I decided this a week ago please let me go home"
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Mar 1, 2024 22:11
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What does this have to do with anything
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Mar 1, 2024 22:11
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:About that... Yeah but thats love though, it always ends in tears in someways, its how you know its real.
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Mar 1, 2024 22:11
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Fabulousity posted:Sorry, had to add one thing: 
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Mar 1, 2024 22:12
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Youth Decay posted:What does this have to do with anything some gotcha that Bradley was actually right the first time and not that he's a terrible witness
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Mar 1, 2024 22:12
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I think the key word is "testimony." Saying something "looks good" via text message is not testimony.
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Mar 1, 2024 22:16
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She also said she'd fire anyone on her team for sleeping with a colleague but now it's cool and good
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Mar 1, 2024 22:16
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right now i think the key word is daddy
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