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Lugubrious posted:Bullshit the house wins 99% of the time
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AlphaKeny1 posted:now im curious about these ratings boards and their criteria, or if they just hire people who literally have never played a game before?? If they're like the MPAA they hire people specifically to push an ultra conservative religious agenda and hold developers hostage. I assume they're at least partially like the MPAA.
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Lugubrious posted:Bullshit 25% of the time it works none of the time
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Popete posted:the house wins 99% of the time Not when I shoot him and his robots with a plasma pistol
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Mar 1, 2024 23:05
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I'm tempted to keep a notebook by my desk and record its efficacy vs Gross Michel dying to see if I believe the numbers. I've had the Wheel fire quite a few times, but it nonetheless feels like way less than 1 in 4, and the idiot Banana is lucky to last two rounds.
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Veryslightlymad posted:I'm tempted to keep a notebook by my desk and record its efficacy vs Gross Michel dying to see if I believe the numbers. just you wait until you have a cavendish die on you
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Mar 1, 2024 23:06
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I ain't even seen that fucker.
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Mar 1, 2024 23:08
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Oh hey, QoL patch just dropped. Mostly minor, unless you have a Mac, in which case you can now play the game.quote:- Changed Luchador to no longer be compatible with eternal I can't believe it... I was told that lucha libre will never die...
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Mar 1, 2024 23:28
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quote:Changed CRT filter to no longer show flashing green/red lines Thank goodness. This was doing weird things to my eyes and I did not care for it.
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Mar 1, 2024 23:35
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Jossar posted:. Mostly minor, unless you have a Mac, in which case you can now play the game. Time to never get anything done in work every again 😏😏😏😏😏😏
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Mar 1, 2024 23:41
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My brother is sick and stuck at home, he messaged me asking if this game was fun. I'm almost jealous of him
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Mar 1, 2024 23:44
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When I first started playing I thought it was 1/4 chance per joker because I had a streak of like 9 times where it triggered successfully
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Mar 1, 2024 23:48
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Any challenges worth unlocking on the second page or are all of them "you are linearly worse than base deck and also gently caress you"?
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Mar 1, 2024 23:50
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Tonfa posted:Any challenges worth unlocking on the second page or are all of them "you are linearly worse than base deck and also gently caress you"? the last challenge is no jokers if you really hate yourself
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Mar 1, 2024 23:51
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Imagine how easy the game would be if Wheel of Fortune had the same odds as glass cards and gros michel. Mysteriously those 1 in 4s seem to hit all the drat time.
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Mar 1, 2024 23:58
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Doltos posted:Imagine how easy the game would be if Wheel of Fortune had the same odds as glass cards and gros michel. Mysteriously those 1 in 4s seem to hit all the drat time. Glass cards only hit if you want to keep them, if you're using them as deck thinning they will never hit.
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Veryslightlymad posted:I've had the Wheel fire quite a few times, but it nonetheless feels like way less than 1 in 4, and the idiot Banana is lucky to last two rounds. I'm currently about 1 in 12
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Mar 2, 2024 00:19
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I've had a banana survive half a game, so I guess I used all my luck on that. When Brainstorm says copies "leftmost" that means in slot 1 on the far left, right?
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War Wizard posted:I've had a banana survive half a game, so I guess I used all my luck on that. Yep. If you hover over it there's also a handy little tag saying if the thing you're trying to copy is compatible or not. Blueprint (copy the joker to the right) also has this. Sadly the +hand size joker is not copyable.
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Oh my GOD the boss of my run (Crimson something) randomly disables a joker every hand. I bought a joker right before the boss round that retriggers on the final hand of a round every played card from that round. GUESS WHICH CARD THE FUCKER DISABLED ON THE FINAL HAND, LOSING ME THE RUN
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Oh.. other question. If I have +hand size and get a spectral pack, would there be even more cards to choose from or use sigil on?
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War Wizard posted:Oh.. other question. If I have +hand size and get a spectral pack, would there be even more cards to choose from or use sigil on? Yes, it uses your current hand size. Same for arcana packs.
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  edit: I took the risk and dumped my +34 Ride the bus hoping I'd make up for it with other multipliers. It didn't work out. Elman fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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I had a Gros Michel go from Ante 2-7. One day I'm gonna eat one of those things. I hear they still exist.
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RBA Starblade posted:Space Joker is also a bastardman I dunno, Space Joker's worked pretty well for me whenever I've tried it; always end up getting a few level-ups out it before I eventually sell it Edit: Boy do I love getting Riff-Raff after the very first blind DaveWoo fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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I once had a hand with 3 face cards and the joker that has a 50% chance for scored faced cards to earn $2 and then the joker that retriggers face cards. None of them hit the $2 payout, which if my memory from stats class is correct is a 1.56% chance.
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Mar 2, 2024 01:11
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Just got this game and holy poo poo does it rock.
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Popete posted:I once had a hand with 3 face cards and the joker that has a 50% chance for scored faced cards to earn $2 and then the joker that retriggers face cards. None of them hit the $2 payout, which if my memory from stats class is correct is a 1.56% chance. I had this happen without the retrigger joker but with 5 face cards (higher at 3.12%, but still) and I about lost my drat mind.
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I thought XCOM prepared me for this All those rookies, dead for nothing
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it probably says a lot about me as a player that I take blueprint and brainstorm every single time I'm offered them yet have never won a run with either
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Relyssa posted:it probably says a lot about me as a player that I take blueprint and brainstorm every single time I'm offered them yet have never won a run with either
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First Joker was the one that lets you do a single discard to destroy a card and get $3 Second Joker was the legendary that gets +1X multiplier for each face card you destroy Easiest run I've had yet.
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Finally won my first run after 5 hours of playing. And I probably played the easiest possible deck (Green)…and got super lucky. Jokers were: 1. Red Card, which ended up at +63 by the time the run finished because I was able to buy every booster 2. Smeared Joker (Clubs = Spades, Hearts = Diamonds) 3. Gluttonous Joker (+4 per Spade) 4. Fortune Teller (ended up at like +35) 5. Ramen (spent most of the game around 1.8x) 6. Cavendish (of course) I aggressively got rid of all red cards from the deck, turned as many cards to glass and multi as I could, and had vouchers for +1 hand, celestial packs always have the best card, and some other poo poo. There’s not a lot of strategy when you’re always dealt a flush that starts and multiplier 38 and finishes around 580. It was very satisfying to have the ante 10 Big Boss be “Diamonds are debuffed” when my deck didn’t have a single diamond  . Would’ve made it past ante 11 if it wasn’t for The Wall, that motherfucker.
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Oh boy it was probably a mistake to start climbing stakes with ghost deck.  I'm at whichever one adds eternal jokers and man, whether this deck gives any benefits at all is entirely based on luck. Spectral cards are really good, especially an early hex! Who knows if you'll get to utilize those benefits in any meaningful capacity! That being said, when it pops off it sure pops off hard.
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 Every fuckin' time...  EVERY loving TIME! Onmi fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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 And there, after pushing the Erratic Deck a bit tonight, that's all decks at Red Stakes or better. Also completed a couple more challenges, though from what I hear, 3/5 of remaining are all the bastards of the earth.
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Not game breaking in any way, but this is a very nice tarot engine I made. Unneeded tarots get sold early ante and good ones feed the fortune teller.
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People's reactions to Wheel of Fortune is probably why other video games lie to you about the odds.
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