KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

RocketMermaid: Mar 30, 2004; My pronouns are She/Heir.

wiegieman posted:

They beat Goku once each, but he unlocks a new power each time and beats them on the rematch.

How big a Spirit Bomb would Goku need to take out all of Gog-Agog?

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RocketMermaid posted:

How big a Spirit Bomb would Goku need to take out all of Gog-Agog?

universe x 777,778?

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nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

RocketMermaid posted:

How big a Spirit Bomb would Goku need to take out all of Gog-Agog?

Trick question: Gog-Agog would offer Goku to eat a worm, and Goku would eatall the worms.

Whether or not that results in Goku-Agog, I cannot say.

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Jetamo: Nov 8, 2012; alright. alright, mate.

Hey, it's me! Gogku!

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habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

wiegieman posted:

They beat Goku once each, but he unlocks a new power each time and beats them on the rematch.

They do, however, all beat Vegeta.

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nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

habeasdorkus posted:

They do, however, all beat Vegeta.

GogetAgog would be fearsome.

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Go get a Gog? Got one right here!

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wiegieman posted:

They beat Goku once each, but he unlocks a new power each time and beats them on the rematch.

Reminds me of that argument about whether a Death Star could beat a Borg Cube, and the sensible answer is "Yes. Once."

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Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

Goku eats the worm but also misunderstands the entire concept and what's going on so he's just shoveling regular worms into his mouth in between pushups

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Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

The reaction to Borg Cube #2 just completely no selling the Death Star laser would be pretty funny.

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habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Ah, ok, Al is going to turn Gog into paste.

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Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Gog's comments in the first couple panels are interesting. She sounds like she might be suggesting Alison could exist as a discrete entity within the gog hivemind if she's tough enough mentally.

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OPAONI: Jul 23, 2021

Mr. Lobe posted:

Gog's comments in the first couple panels are interesting. She sounds like she might be suggesting Alison could exist as a discrete entity within the gog hivemind if she's tough enough mentally.

Sounds like a convenient lie.

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Tenebrais: Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1763670388825862332

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DOOM
But also Gog is totally getting punched in the face by someone here in the next couple of pages.

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Thyrork: Apr 21, 2010; "COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.; Slippery Tilde

I too love DooM.

# ? Mar 1, 2024 22:21

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

I don't know what New Coke's plan here is, but I don't think Gog was expecting it.

Actually hold up, what if she eats the worm.

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Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

I like how it's actually hard to tell if Gog was aware of Not-Cio all along and is using her as a prop to make the hard sell, or if she's completely unaware and about to get ~~stomped~~ chomped.

The framing of the last panel, including DOOM, works either way!

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Thyrork: Apr 21, 2010; "COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.; Slippery Tilde

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I don't know what New Coke's plan here is, but I don't think Gog was expecting it.

Actually hold up, what if she eats the worm.

I can only hope.

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Thundarr posted:

The reaction to Borg Cube #2 just completely no selling the Death Star laser would be pretty funny.

I never get nerd logic like this, even with adaptability there is only so much raw energy one can tank or redirect or phase shift before you're just straight up overwhelmed. Can a Borg cube survive flying through the core of a star? (Can anything besides a Tardis or a GCV?)

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Brain Candy: May 18, 2006

in a way, isn't gog just signature brand black flame? new coke is is about to school this young upstart

# ? Mar 1, 2024 22:33

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

M_Gargantua posted:

I never get nerd logic like this, even with adaptability there is only so much raw energy one can tank or redirect or phase shift before you're just straight up overwhelmed. Can a Borg cube survive flying through the core of a star? (Can anything besides a Tardis or a GCV?)

You kind of just answered your own question, because these are all different kinds of Space Magic made up by writers. We're all nerds here.

# ? Mar 1, 2024 22:33

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Thundarr posted:

I like how it's actually hard to tell if Gog was aware of Not-Cio all along and is using her as a prop to make the hard sell, or if she's completely unaware and about to get ~~stomped~~ chomped.

The framing of the last panel, including DOOM, works either way!

Or Gog created Not-Cio from worms to motivate Allison for whatever reason.

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Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

OPAONI posted:

Sounds like a convenient lie.

It'd be more interesting if it wasn't though

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Bell_: Sep 3, 2006; Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

habeasdorkus posted:

They do, however, all beat Vegeta.

I don't remember Goku ever beating Vegeta in a fight.

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Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

M_Gargantua posted:

I never get nerd logic like this, even with adaptability there is only so much raw energy one can tank or redirect or phase shift before you're just straight up overwhelmed. Can a Borg cube survive flying through the core of a star? (Can anything besides a Tardis or a GCV?)

The Borg get weaker every time they appear in Star Trek because based on their first couple appearances, the answer would have been "yes, easily" -- and then the writers had no idea how to deal with that, and started gradually dialing them down. By the end of TNG (let alone Voyager) they were basically just another faction with slightly better-than-average tech.

# ? Mar 1, 2024 23:30

ConfusedUs: Feb 24, 2004; Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!

We're about to find out if you can run DooM on 7,777,777 worms

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Unlucky7: Jul 11, 2006; Fallen Rib

Nevermind, did not realize :thejoke:

# ? Mar 1, 2024 23:34

Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

ConfusedUs posted:

We're about to find out if you can run DooM on 7,777,777 worms

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

it is a cool sound effect

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Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

It's not just a sound effect but a vibe

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

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Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

ConfusedUs posted:

We're about to find out if you can run DooM on 7,777,777 worms

Even if you could Zoss wouldn't let you

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

let's all go to the looooobby
let's all go to the looooobby
let's all go to the looooobby
to get ourselves a worm

# ? Mar 2, 2024 00:30

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

The glasses falling in the last panel is such a great detail, lol

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Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

shirts and skins posted:

let's all go to the looooobby
let's all go to the looooobby
let's all go to the lo...

Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch!
You came here, watch it!

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Niavmai: Nov 27, 2011

i hope the next page is new coke just straight up devouring this gog

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Thyrork: Apr 21, 2010; "COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.; Slippery Tilde

TwoPair posted:

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

M_Gargantua posted:

I never get nerd logic like this, even with adaptability there is only so much raw energy one can tank or redirect or phase shift before you're just straight up overwhelmed. Can a Borg cube survive flying through the core of a star? (Can anything besides a Tardis or a GCV?)

A better question is can the death star survive 3 Borg drones?

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Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Looks like no update til 3/15 due to vacation.

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