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The Demilich posted:I love Jesus, and the best way to live my life in accordance to his teachings is by murdering whomever my superiors tell me too. The old testament method
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i thought the instant cum gutter was what they called your mum?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i thought the instant cum gutter was what they called your mum? Key word is "was" now I think the term is "eventual" I took up the mantle
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i thought the instant cum gutter was what they called your mum? The danger warnings check out
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Wifi Toilet posted:
everything reminds me of her
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I love that Gwar has been doing this IRL for decades 
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root beer posted:I knew a guy who went by Rex in elementary school, I can’t remember if it was his middle name or a nickname or whatever, but he later decided it sounded childish and went by his first name, Jason, in high school. He ended up being a super churchy type and I think wanted to join the Rangers or Green Berets or whatever. Dunno or really care if he succeeded. Too bad. With a name like Hannibal or Rex, he should have been “Goin’ out west where the wind blows tall.” It’s what Tom Waits would do.
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dialhforhero posted:Too bad. With a name like Hannibal or Rex, he should have been “Goin’ out west where the wind blows tall.” Voodoo is probably not okay with the person in question so I think we have to rule this out.
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How does it feel, fucker?
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those corns popped with rhythm
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Scalded, oily and salty.
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Surprised that's not Rich Evans.
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Rasmus posted:Surprised that's not Rich Evans. wait that hair is a little too lush
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Carthag Tuek posted:those corns popped with rhythm Nah, cuz they did attract the worm.
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That was the tell.
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Breetai posted:Nah, cuz they did attract the worm. thats what im saying. it did attract the worm, so it must have popped with rhythm. they are not the one
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Non Compos Mentis posted:how do you gently caress a train? These trains are hosed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqN_Pd58MFw
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Phanatic posted:These trains are hosed: Can never hear Mars, the Bringer of War without this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMG9ZNTkyE&t=67s
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I thought this was going to end up with the ball through the net in some miraculous fluke, because, well, Internet. Better.
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Dance McPants posted:Can never hear Mars, the Bringer of War without this: Heard The Planets live last year and I couldn't stop thinking of this clip during Mars.
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BiggerBoat posted:Legend has it he's still out there to this day. Butt naked, waiting for his hair and fingernail ball to grow large enough to throw at the ball, shoes, wallet, phone, shorts, t shirt, belt, and underwear stuck behind the backboard.
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BallerBallerDillz posted:Butt naked, waiting for his hair and fingernail ball to grow large enough to throw at the ball, shoes, wallet, phone, shorts, t shirt, belt, and underwear stuck behind the backboard. BRING ME A SMALL CHILD
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Facebook Aunt posted:Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition. When ready to use a larger size it is best to first use the next smaller size for a few minutes, inserting and withdrawing it several times. This should not be overlooked.
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Ziv Zulander posted:When ready to use a larger size it is best to first use the next smaller size for a few minutes, inserting and withdrawing it several times. This should not be overlooked. drat bro, how many times do you want me to cum in one night?!
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BiggerBoat posted:Legend has it he's still out there to this day. It's like a sad version of that fox, goose, corn logic puzzle.
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Lobok posted:drat bro, how many times do you want me to cum in one night?!
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Lobok posted:drat bro, how many times do you want me to cum in one night?! If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard this sentence
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freeedr posted:If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard this sentence Enough about your uncle
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Facebook Aunt posted:Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition. There's more than one box of these. The largest box had ones that were six feet wide. Then, once you get a six foot rear end in a top hat, you make it join the police force. 
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volts5000 posted:There's more than one box of these. The largest box had ones that were six feet wide. Then, once you get a six foot rear end in a top hat, you make it join the police force. idk, lots of cops are lil guys with a complex
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I saw this in person at my local Kwik Trip. They were also advertising chicken "that slaps", chicken "with drip", and chicken strips that were "such goals". It's a full on "how do you do fellow kids?" ad campaign.
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