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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Oscar Wild posted:

Trump would be an awesome souls lore guy, just making poo poo up about how Radogan and Marika are totally doing it and one is a little on the aggressive side if you know what I'm saying

I had an uncle who was the ever-brilliant Goldmask. Goldmask, the genius. It's my blood. I'm smart. Golden lineage. Like really smart. Look, having the grace of gold — my uncle was an ever-brilliant, good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, so radiant, very good, very smart. The Mending Rune is so powerful, OK, my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. Not tarnished, definitely not tarnished. Dungeaters come up to me, big, loathsome guys, with dung on their helmets, and they say to me, 'Sir, your runes are very powerful. The most powerful.' And I have to agree. We've got great runes, maybe the best runes under the Erdtree.

PKMN Trainer Red fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Mar 2, 2024

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Oscar Wild posted:

Trump reported his height and weight at six foot 3 inches and 215 pounds which makes him the exact build as Buffalo Bills Hall of famer and all timer Jim Kelly



Also same size as Mohammad Ali in his prime.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Oscar Wild posted:

Trump reported his height and weight at six foot 3 inches and 215 pounds which makes him the exact build as Buffalo Bills Hall of famer and all timer Jim Kelly



Trump's team also has gone wide right.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Lol his kids hate him so much

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Fabulousity posted:

Sorry, had to add one thing:



Genuine lol

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

TontoCorazon posted:

Lol his kids hate him so much

not as much as his wife

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

But nowhere near as much as us in this thread, amen?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving good, start with prison sentences for the girls who beat them till they blacked out



Hope they target Chaya and the superintendent

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hell yeah feds up Ryan Walters' rear end. Let's see if he's as committed to the crazy act as others in the recent past

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I had an uncle who was the ever-brilliant Goldmask. Goldmask, the genius. It's my blood. I'm smart. Golden lineage. Like really smart. Look, having the grace of gold — my uncle was an ever-brilliant, good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, so radiant, very good, very smart. The Mending Rune is so powerful, OK, my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. Not tarnished, definitely not tarnished. Dungeaters come up to me, big, loathsome guys, with dung on their helmets, and they say to me, 'Sir, your runes are very powerful. The most powerful.' And I have to agree. We've got great runes, maybe the best runes under the Erdtree.


Jesus.


My eyes. :golfclap:

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
My favorite Trump thing is when he dumped a whole box of fish food into a Japanese pond like a child.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Ringo Star Get posted:

My favorite Trump thing is when he dumped a whole box of fish food into a Japanese pond like a child.

and then Shinzo Abe stood up and clapped, tears in his eyes

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Has it filtered out that those dudes were set upon and attacked by the cops first

zone
Dec 6, 2016

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I had an uncle who was the ever-brilliant Goldmask. Goldmask, the genius. It's my blood. I'm smart. Golden lineage. Like really smart. Look, having the grace of gold — my uncle was an ever-brilliant, good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, so radiant, very good, very smart. The Mending Rune is so powerful, OK, my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. Not tarnished, definitely not tarnished. Dungeaters come up to me, big, loathsome guys, with dung on their helmets, and they say to me, 'Sir, your runes are very powerful. The most powerful.' And I have to agree. We've got great runes, maybe the best runes under the Erdtree.



:laffo: :five:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Donnie was given chicken tenders but asian style while everyone else had real adult meals.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

not sure why you're posting an arrested development clip

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Shageletic posted:

Has it filtered out that those dudes were set upon and attacked by the cops first

Olayemi put it correctly when a whole bunch of people were crying about bail reform


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRDT3UcmeYk

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Lol yeah called it out exactly.

Iamyourking
Oct 27, 2007

Only courage in the face of doubt can lead one to the answer.
Toilet Rascal

Oscar Wild posted:

Trump would be an awesome souls lore guy, just making poo poo up about how Radogan and Marika are totally doing it and one is a little on the aggressive side if you know what I'm saying

Is it really making things up when talking about two characters who are explicitly married and have between two and four children? Although I'm sure he'd be completely on board with marrying an opposite-sex clone of himself if he was capable of doing so.

Iamyourking fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Mar 2, 2024

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

big, loathsome guys

lollin pretty good

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Good evening, Homo-Socialist Chimera Night Krew

I made these a long time ago, in a Trump thread far, far away.

These were all AFH thread posts, that I put on this fake letterhead Trump was using in between the time he’d been banned from twitter, and Troof Social began.

Back then, he would release these Statements, the most beautiful Statements, on his website. And then numerous bootlickers and soon-to-be indicted criminals would post them on twitter, since he could not (LOL)

So to be clear, the writing here is AFH, not me.



Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Google Jeb Bush posted:

not sure why you're posting an arrested development clip

In 20 years I hope Ron Howard narrates a historical documentary on the Trump presidency that is just entirely real footage presented in the same way as AD.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I had an uncle who was the ever-brilliant Goldmask. Goldmask, the genius. It's my blood. I'm smart. Golden lineage. Like really smart. Look, having the grace of gold — my uncle was an ever-brilliant, good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, so radiant, very good, very smart. The Mending Rune is so powerful, OK, my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. Not tarnished, definitely not tarnished. Dungeaters come up to me, big, loathsome guys, with dung on their helmets, and they say to me, 'Sir, your runes are very powerful. The most powerful.' And I have to agree. We've got great runes, maybe the best runes under the Erdtree.



Jesus Christ, the Golden Peenmask destroyed me. Going to bed now; my day is complete.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Frank Frank posted:

Holy poo poo immortal dog is real
God dammit. My service dog only has a couple of years left and knowing that this will hit the market a few years later, gods willing, is kind of crushing me right now.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I had a Rhodesian Ridgeback growing up and she was the best. Intensely loyal and top shelf breed.

E apologies in advance for furthering dogchat

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

LividLiquid posted:

Every bite of chocolate ice cream feels like taking a big bite of a peanut-butter-and-nothing-else sandwich and not having a glass of milk to wash it down with.

Would you believe that Aaron Burr ad I'm sure you're thinking of was directed by Michael Bay

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
LOL! remember when bush was all "the BRUTAL and ILLEGAL invasion of iraq...*checks notes* ukraine. heh heh." ??

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Toxic Mental posted:

He dumped his ex wife corpse in a pauper's tomb *for a tax write off

Nah. The funniest thing about that, (to me), was that neither of Ivana's more recent husbands got access to the woman they loved. Instead it went to a man who (allegedly) beat, raped, and pulled out chunks of her hair that she had divorced more than 30 years before her death.

Also, it only went to that monster because her kids decided that the best way to honour their mum was to give her corpse to their dad, so he could save a little on property tax. They loved her that much.

Donald J Trump is part of the laughs in that whole sorry affair, but he is far from the biggest part.

P.S. Do you think any of the Trump kids have visited their mums grave in the year+ since she died?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You're almost making me feel bad for these people that haven't been loved a day in their lives.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Stunning Honky posted:

Would you believe that Aaron Burr ad I'm sure you're thinking of was directed by Michael Bay
I wasn't in any way thinking of that ad or the Got Milk campaign, but that's loving bananas and I'm super glad you told me.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Scags McDouglas posted:

Beetlejuice. I'm trying to figure out which part would get me aroused but I'm thinking around here.


Cable Guy posted:

Quoting this to save for a later project... :thunk:
Finished....



I kept trying to make Beetlejuice more trumpesque but I reached the point of diminishing returns... :effort:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Seriously though, what happens if the RNC can’t pay for the venue for the convention in Milwaukee?

I know some Scot’s who do cheap work. Trey probably still have the Oompa Loompa costumes, which will come off as pro Trump

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Catastrophe posted:

These people don't know how to open the door and get on the floor. They refuse to walk the dinosaur, people.

Maximum respect for the 3rd Clinton

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Trump getting COVID was an all time great day.

Shame his staff talked him out of revealing a superman shirt under his suit.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Okuteru posted:

Trump getting COVID was an all time great day.

Shame his staff talked him out of revealing a superman shirt under his suit.

Modern anti-virals and steroids just letting him do sick dark souls combat rolls as he danced away from the Reaper.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Cable Guy posted:

Finished....



I kept trying to make Beetlejuice more trumpesque but I reached the point of diminishing returns... :effort:


you're doing the lords work

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Cable Guy posted:

Finished....



I kept trying to make Beetlejuice more trumpesque but I reached the point of diminishing returns... :effort:


i forgot to lol at this, this is good poo poo

PuttyKnife
Jan 2, 2006

Despair brings the puttyknife down.
Ever since the gold shoes all I can see in Trump is being a character in Twin Peaks.

https://youtu.be/ifGdAcDryXk?si=4PkCUnx5J9gMc51N

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I had a Rhodesian Ridgeback growing up and she was the best. Intensely loyal and top shelf breed.

E apologies in advance for furthering dogchat

Dog chat would be way better than all the weird poo poo that has happened in the last 20 pages.

I can't believe no one's brought up my favorite thing from Trump in that he genuinely believes the f-35 jet is invisible like Wonder Woman's

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