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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Logan Thomas can't be out of the league man it can't go down like this

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm a week late but apparently Adrian Peterson is broke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0ggPCI1VU

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Fat Jesus posted:

why are there koalas on the kitchen wall?

I believe these are photos from the listing before he bought it right? Its gotta be way different now.

But I did expect it to be even bigger honestly.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

shyduck posted:

I'm a week late but apparently Adrian Peterson is broke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0ggPCI1VU

There was a auction of a bunch of his memorabilia but then Peterson was like "i'm not broke and this was not authorized..." but well, he's probably broke.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

indigi posted:

yes I believe he was sentenced to execution by the base JAG

That place really is an abomination if they're just letting A Guy sentence people to death

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
Cannot get over that Britt Reid bullshit, gently caress him and gently caress the governor of Missouri

Ace Jameson fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Mar 2, 2024

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

shyduck posted:

I'm a week late but apparently Adrian Peterson is broke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0ggPCI1VU

Honestly a recommended watch for any young NFL player.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Ace Jameson posted:

Cannot get over that Britt Reid bullshit, gently caress him and gently caress the governor of Missouri

What is this? I haven’t kept up.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I Googled his name, the governor commuted his sentence.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What is this? I haven’t kept up.

After he decided to get poo poo faced and as a result plowed into a car carrying 4 or 5 people, putting a 5 year old girl in a coma and causing severe brain injury he plead guilty and was sentenced to just three years imprisonment. His sentence was commuted after like 12 months because: reasons.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Chad Ochocinco being driven into an existential feuge by ostentatious spending is a trip.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ocho if nothing else was always pretty frugal. Drove a prius for most of his career, famously ate at McDonald's and wore fake jewellery.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
What do you mean reasons? He's the nepotism of the cool and good football chiefs team that definitely isn't infinitely worse than the patriots ever were.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Asproigerosis posted:

What do you mean reasons? He's the nepotism of the cool and good football chiefs team that definitely isn't infinitely worse than the patriots ever were.

I mean Aaron Hernandez literally murdered a man when he was on the patriots

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

shyduck posted:

I'm a week late but apparently Adrian Peterson is broke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0ggPCI1VU
My heart weeps for the child abuser

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





shyduck posted:

I'm a week late but apparently Adrian Peterson is broke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0ggPCI1VU

Who has more money now: Adrian Peterson or Adrian Peterson?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Harlock posted:

My heart weeps for the child abuser

It would have been nice for him to leave his kids useless poo poo they could hock for cars but noooolo

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Adun posted:

I mean Aaron Hernandez literally murdered a man when he was on the patriots

Yeah, that's still insane to me all these years later.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Adun posted:

I mean Aaron Hernandez literally murdered a man when he was on the patriots

I can't believe he got away with it

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I heard that in prison he fell in love with a man and then hung himself when they broke up

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


indigi posted:

I heard that in prison he fell in love with a man and then hung himself when they broke up

truly a full life lived

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Only spending a year behind bars for irrevocably destroying the life of another human being is totally fine and any of us would've surely received the same mercy from our governors.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Aaron Hernandez tried to tuck rule his way into life insurance by committing suicide before being sentenced since it would have been voided if he was convicted of murder.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Reid should have been forced into rehab for a year and then sent to like help clean up superfund sites or something. spending time in prison wasn't doing his victim any good, but neither is releasing him early. I just hope the victims' families aren't devastated by this. nothing anyone did here is commendable

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

indigi posted:

I heard that in prison he fell in love with a man and then hung himself when they broke up

Was Tony Dungy trying to help him too?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

BlindSite posted:

Logan Thomas would be ok as a 2nd tight end but he's like 33 and gets hurt lots.

he was on the cards for a bit as a bruce arians project iirc. Is he any good as a TE?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

JPrime posted:

he was on the cards for a bit as a bruce arians project iirc. Is he any good as a TE?

He was alright in 2020 and every time I chuck on a commanders game and he's been active he's looked ok, but he's been in washington with poo poo show QB play and he only played like 19 out of a possible 34 games the last two years.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Mega64 posted:

Are any of those Commies players any good? I assume not but still holding out hope a serviceable Center hits FA.
There’s gonna be a few tackles in FA, we should be able to get somebody better than tiny Aaron.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Fat Jesus posted:

why are there koalas on the kitchen wall?

big fans of Tim Conway and Harvey Korman

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

RIP Mort
https://twitter.com/espnpr/status/1764401633520484766?s=46

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Aw, drat. I know he was fighting cancer for a while.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
drat. Mort is a legend. RIP.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Aww :smith:

EDIT: They also announced it on NFL Network at the end of the combine and Daniel Jeremiah was barely holding back tears :smith:

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Mar 3, 2024

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

fartknocker posted:

Aww :smith:

EDIT: They also announced it on NFL Network at the end of the combine and Daniel Jeremiah was barely holding back tears :smith:

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1764412272095494444

there's a reason schefter's twitter avatar for years has been him and mort

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Terribly sad. I feel like Mort was universally beloved by fans and pundits alike, and he always seemed like a genuinely good person. RIP.

This stuff is gonna make me cry man.

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1764411899582496819?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Mar 3, 2024

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Morte report

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

no you didn't!!!!!!!!!!!

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


Le Morte d'Mort was right there.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







love to leak friday afternoon news well into the offseason right before the combine to deflect blame from my wife.

https://x.com/avl_mike/status/1763653177642037666?s=20

Lots of rumors during the season and last offseason that Nicole had influence in the Panthers drafting Bryce.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Top WR off the board.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1764654676224487645?s=20

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