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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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St_Ides
May 19, 2008

repiv posted:

his name is priority mail

https://twitter.com/HourlyYote/status/1763398786339254727

Um... That's a black backed jackal, not a coyote..
Which just leads to more questions.

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/yesitsmyaccount/status/1763546613484601489

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
thats not a real dog

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Numero6 posted:

Turts.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s7jfgepWti1yk4k9o.mp4

Samovar posted:

What kind of turts?

Pig-nosed turtles. They live in Australia and New Guinea.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/94spa9n.mp4

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/94spa9n.mp4

Dogs gonna fall in and become a flower Greek myth style :ohdear:

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Spa day:

https://i.imgur.com/a6zccAG.mp4

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



 Gator pup is all :imunfunny:

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
We just moved the roosters into their new hutch. We went with an all sand bedding setup this time....they fuckin love sand.

https://i.imgur.com/U685oyE.mp4

They've been in there for about 2 hours now and are all settled in already (I installed a solar-powered camera so we can check on them from anywhere).



Now I get to start all over building a new hutch for the girls....

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



 Xylophone girls won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight, come out tonight

Xylophone girls won't you come out tonight
and
peck by the light of the moooooooon

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

PainterofCrap posted:

Xylophone girls won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight, come out tonight

Xylophone girls won't you come out tonight
and
peck by the light of the moooooooon

:banjo:

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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off
https://i.imgur.com/HQ89NPt.mp4

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

BaronVonVaderham posted:

We just moved the roosters into their new hutch. We went with an all sand bedding setup this time....they fuckin love sand.

https://i.imgur.com/U685oyE.mp4

They've been in there for about 2 hours now and are all settled in already (I installed a solar-powered camera so we can check on them from anywhere).



Now I get to start all over building a new hutch for the girls....

do you by chance have a separate thread or somewhere else you post these, because this is adorable and i'd love to see more :3:

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Zamujasa posted:

do you by chance have a separate thread or somewhere else you post these, because this is adorable and i'd love to see more :3:

Yeah there's a backyard chicken thread where I put most of the quail content.

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Quail are so drat cute.

I used to work at a butterfly gallery, where live butterflies would flutter around in a warm conservatory. But my boss had a hobby farm and brought in some quail and their chicks. They ate the butterflies. It was horrible but... also really funny.


Kamrat posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HQ89NPt.mp4

lol, I love how rails (?) store their chicks. Just buried in fluff to be deposited at mom's convenience.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/caro_painter/status/1763908393067041075?s=20

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Quail are so drat cute.

I used to work at a butterfly gallery, where live butterflies would flutter around in a warm conservatory. But my boss had a hobby farm and brought in some quail and their chicks. They ate the butterflies. It was horrible but... also really funny.

lol, I love how rails (?) store their chicks. Just buried in fluff to be deposited at mom's convenience.

I thought they were a species where’s the dads did the chick-care I don’t know how many different birds there are that carry their chicks around under their wings so that they look like they have the weirdest parasites. I only know about this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzi1qNykIu0

Bored has a new favorite as of 07:44 on Mar 3, 2024

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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



 https://twitter.com/KAPUSERUDO/status/1580812578619416576

dog but wet

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
swam into a spiderweb

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FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!
it got into the eel-nip

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Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

 Here's some of my fav pics of Beep from the last month for your enjoyment.






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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Big purrito. What're spanish superlative suffixes

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Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

 I love her little drip of paint going down her nose. :allears:

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 what are thoooooooose
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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

repiv posted:

what are thoooooooose



The tiny possum toy is just :3:

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Safari Disco Lion posted:

I love her little drip of paint going down her nose. :allears:

That cat was lowered gently over a vat of white paint and just barely dipped in.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/74kQL9a.mp4

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/74kQL9a.mp4

Crow’s all like,”no, dead rabbit goes in mouth.”

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.


Pretty sure I've seen this duet on Broadway before

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Something new to pet.

https://twitter.com/Hadalbloke/status/1764146168253362570?s=20

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


 At 6500 Meters down I don't think you can pet them. :smith:

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mystery bug
Oct 9, 2021

Dick Trauma posted:

Something new to pet.

https://twitter.com/Hadalbloke/status/1764146168253362570?s=20

you might not be able to pet them but you can still appreciate


:kimchi:

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Sound off

https://i.imgur.com/O1jFaTj.mp4

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ILL Machina posted:

Sound off

https://i.imgur.com/O1jFaTj.mp4

I love it!

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/WuG00GE.mp4

Cat big, so what

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 one must imagine sisyphus happy

https://twitter.com/Yahiamice/status/1764715746909630716

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/WuG00GE.mp4

Cat big, so what

* Low Rider bass line starts*

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

repiv posted:

one must imagine sisyphus happy

https://twitter.com/Yahiamice/status/1764715746909630716

They just like the “pick me up and drop me” game, status of the cage is irrelevant.

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Kwyndig posted:

At 6500 Meters down I don't think you can pet them. :smith:

Get in a diving pod with a grabby tool. Wait three hours to go down, use mechanical claw to scritch their adorable fish head, take another three hours to go back up for air. Repeat as necessary

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/WuG00GE.mp4

Cat big, so what

Fat cat Momochi

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