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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Obamna

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Those words will be in the dictionary next year.

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

꧁༺ 𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓜𝓝𝓐 ༻꧂

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





a true poster

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you

neutral milf hotel posted:

:sympathy:

it's a fantastic album and always puts me in a mood too

I've used it recently to try and reboot my emotions that were shut down, which means people on the rail trail were witness to a thundering beast half-jogging and all sobbing and gasping while yelling "she's a black belt in karate" as I overheat and my MS riddled brain gets lost on a pin straight path. It worked and I feel better!!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1763394269069427070

He keeps taking “tough” cognitive tests that I wouldn’t think are very tough and they don’t sound tough.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Speaking of Dune, I almost had to leave the theater when this guy dressed like S&M Conrholio came on,
could not stop snickering

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1763394269069427070

He keeps taking “tough” cognitive tests that I wouldn’t think are very tough and they don’t sound tough.

Biden is too scared to identify the lions and giraffes

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

BOGO LOAD posted:

꧁༺ 𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓜𝓝𝓐 ༻꧂

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
You're not ready for Dune.

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Vim Fuego posted:


comedy option: If you are a licensed professional call your ethics hotline. They will laff at u & make u feel bad

haha

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sherbert Hoover posted:

saw dune 2 and it fuckin owns

I did not

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

he has loose dentures op

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

Healthy young Duke goes to Arrakis, gets pumped with massive shot of the water of life, doesn't feel good and changes - MAHDI. Many such cases.

it’s his sietch, he’s supposed to be there!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

THERE IS NO JUSTICE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP, BUT SOMEHOW WE WILL WIN AND, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

:yooge: i get no justice! no justice i tells ya!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

RealityWarCriminal posted:

a famous poster once said Shut the gently caress up about Dune and we need him again now more than ever

too bad he got arrested for forcing his students to fight with swords in class :rip:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Fuckt Tupp posted:

too bad he got arrested for forcing his students to fight with swords in class :rip:

There's no law that says you can't do that.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Grats on the phonemic paraphasias.

William Bear has issued a correction as of 18:17 on Mar 2, 2024

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Trump can identify a lion because he has looked in a mirror before

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 373 days!

big deal, i say obamna all the drat time and i got my head right

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

CaptainBeefart posted:

Those words will be in the dictionary next year.

already are. check the non-woke ones

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

obamna

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

BOGO LOAD posted:

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1763394269069427070

He keeps taking “tough” cognitive tests that I wouldn’t think are very tough and they don’t sound tough.

‘oh yeah that’s a gorilla like on the gorilla channel’

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1763394269069427070

He keeps taking “tough” cognitive tests that I wouldn’t think are very tough and they don’t sound tough.

They're tough tests and they have to be that way to demonstrate that he is not demented.

Certified not demented candidate :smugdog:

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

‘oh yeah that’s a gorilla like on the gorilla channel’

that was the original cognitive test

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/rufustsuperfly/status/1763737996505895193?s=46

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

WrasslorMonkey posted:

DONALD J. TRUMP: THERE IS NO JUSTICE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP

It's true (troo) but maybe not for the reason he thinks

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/elonconomy/status/1763763231104073863?s=46

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



swinging the family atomics around my head on a big rope to toss them into the worm

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Holy poo poo the younger Boebert went on his stolen credit card crime spree while wearing a hoodie with his mom's restaurant's name on it

So is he literally the stupidest man alive or desperately trying to piss off Mommy?

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
Hello Posting Pals!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Tom Tucker posted:

Holy poo poo the younger Boebert went on his stolen credit card crime spree while wearing a hoodie with his mom's restaurant's name on it

So is he literally the stupidest man alive or desperately trying to piss off Mommy?

a cry for attention for a neglectful mother

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

He's the child of a conservative politician, he was doomed from birth

and all you'd need to do to razz him is remind him of the time his mom got caught giving a handy at beetlejuice

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Tom Tucker posted:

Holy poo poo the younger Boebert went on his stolen credit card crime spree while wearing a hoodie with his mom's restaurant's name on it

So is he literally the stupidest man alive or desperately trying to piss off Mommy?

I've got a feeling her family will fall apart when she loses reelection.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


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