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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Pentaro posted:

Look at a tortoise being an rear end in a top hat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqKm7JyR2R8

Lol Willis you are a jerk

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Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

Cranappleberry posted:

i remember saying to the steroid thread its a really bad idea to do DNP, an extremely dangerous drug with no reverse that will cause your body to cook itself if you OD or eat grains and one of them acted like they were a survivor+victor for having done it and lived. instead of crazed

"cause your body to cook itself if you eat grains" is a hell of a phrase

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
Kickstarting my heart, SAW is live! - https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Holy poo poo have you heard about this Something Awful Wrestling PPV?


It's on now! Everybody loves it! No haters in sight!!!!

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

pentyne posted:

Bobby Wickham quotes

what an exhausting person

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Shinjobi posted:

Holy poo poo have you heard about this Something Awful Wrestling PPV?


It's on now! Everybody loves it! No haters in sight!!!!

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

it's so true

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Pricks Pursuing Violence

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

CubicalSucrose posted:

Kickstarting my heart, SAW is live! - https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Good poo poo, brother.

Shinjobi posted:

Holy poo poo have you heard about this Something Awful Wrestling PPV?


It's on now! Everybody loves it! No haters in sight!!!!

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Cant wait to watch through this one! :D

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Control Volume posted:

Good poo poo, brother.

Cant wait to watch through this one! :D

hey can you help me find more of these earlier itt

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

love to watch people “posting through it”

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CubicalSucrose posted:

Kickstarting my heart, SAW is live! - https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

More vintage commercials please.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Al! posted:

hey can you help me find more of these earlier itt

Sorry man, that archive got taken down. I thought there were a few clips floating around still but its just the same one posted twice :(. Probably means its good though


Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Control Volume posted:

Sorry man, that archive got taken down. I thought there were a few clips floating around still but its just the same one posted twice :(. Probably means its good though

:cheers: ty, it does own

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Control Volume posted:

Sorry man, that archive got taken down. I thought there were a few clips floating around still but its just the same one posted twice :(. Probably means its good though

cyberdemon one is my favorite

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

Southern Cassowary posted:

"cause your body to cook itself if you eat grains" is a hell of a phrase

without getting too technical, it's a poison that messes with how mitochondria function, creating inefficiency which comes out as heat. So if someone takes it, then eats a lot of carbohydrates while on it, it creates a huge amount of heat.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
does anyone remember that a/t thread where some guy said he had a slave (it was some findom thing) and everyome tried to own him by asking how he felt about the 13th amendment

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

Cranappleberry posted:

without getting too technical, it's a poison that messes with how mitochondria function, creating inefficiency which comes out as heat. So if someone takes it, then eats a lot of carbohydrates while on it, it creates a huge amount of heat.

it's wild that there's people who want to consume the "eat a lot of rice and cook yourself" drug

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

gotta think about the gains bro, don't you want gains

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Goldmember voice: I love gaaaaaiiiiiins

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

When I want gains I simply eat an entire rotisserie chicken

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Steroids are ftw.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
If you dont inject exogenous hormones youre a big fuckin pussy

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Sure there are terrible side-effects, but it's not like I'm an idiot, I can keep it from happening to me, I say as the aroma of long bacon slowly fills the room.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
When you think about it, there are very few things that are more natural than hormones.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Buschmaki posted:

If you dont inject exogenous hormones youre a big fuckin pussy

It's epic when these hyper overcompensating alpha guys spout Traditional Values (homophobic/transphobic) and end up taking test to keep their leathery build going long after expiration date

Like dude you are doing trans stuff

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Psycho Landlord posted:

gotta think about the gains bro, don't you want gains

Gains or grains you may only choose one

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Tricking bodybuilders into injecting estrogen instead of testosterone

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fajita Queen posted:

Tricking bodybuilders into injecting estrogen instead of testosterone

reminded me of this whackass news story

https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/band-severs-ties-with-member-who-they-say-fed-them-estrogen-filled-pre-workout-drinks/

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Fajita Queen posted:

Tricking bodybuilders into injecting estrogen instead of testosterone

That's just the Dynasty Warriors roster

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fajita Queen posted:

Tricking bodybuilders into injecting estrogen instead of testosterone

You inject testosterone when you work on your biceps and triceps, and switch to oestrogen for pectorals and glutes. Everyone knows that.

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
♪Test. Test. This is a test♪

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Chemicals that mess up mitochondria are usually considered pesticides or chemical weapons, no?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

read that in a wistful french accent for some reason

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i take les steroids. hon hon hon.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

lobster shirt posted:

i take les steroids. hon hon hon.

VINCENT VEGA: In France they call it Le Gains

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

read that in a wistful french accent for some reason
Hahaha. Cest bon!

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Talking about achieving gender euphoria through hormone therapies and lifestyle changes like eating raw meat in a NOT gay NOT woke way

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Haz put this together for today's event

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
eating a bug hormone that induces moulting because I need that competitive edge

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Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
my skin has never been shinier or more translucent

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