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LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

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pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

the worst part about the crab pizza is the lack of old bay actually it's how much I want to try a crabcake pizza now

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
I think I found the menu of the place our swede is taking us.


Lads, I don't know what half those loving moon words are but I know it's gonna be fuuuuucked.

Can't wait.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Kebab pizza is good, don’t let the haters fool you.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I want Hércules halvinbakad on my face.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pizzor sounds like what a room full of l33t haxxors would order at a LAN party

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
For the last group, a genuine Italian from Verona will lick your pizza for that “authentic taste”

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

pygmy tyrant posted:

the worst part about the crab pizza is the lack of old bay actually it's how much I want to try a crabcake pizza now

I keep trying to like Old Bay but it doesn't do it for me. I'd rather have whatever crustacean just dipped in pure melted butter

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Enjoy your Gentle Likpizza, OP

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
ALL BOW DOWN TO PIZZOR!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



ReelBigLizard posted:

I think I found the menu of the place our swede is taking us.


Lads, I don't know what half those loving moon words are but I know it's gonna be fuuuuucked.

Can't wait.

This appears to be a Greek pizza place, a concept that I'm sure suddenly has some Italians twitching without knowing why.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Dokapon Findom posted:

I keep trying to like Old Bay but it doesn't do it for me. I'd rather have whatever crustacean just dipped in pure melted butter

crabs with old bay are typically steamed. you put a fuckton of it on the shells and then steam them over beer and vinegar and then some of the old bay goes into the meat.
you can use it as a condiment as well but it's mostly like a crab rub. idk why people fetishize it, it's mostly paprika and salt

and if you're worried about pcbs you can remove the crabs' hepatopancreases. those have higher concentrations of pcbs. steaming or boiling crabs puts most of the pcbs in the boil water as well.

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

Yeah it goes on the shells for cooking and then some in the butter. It's fetishized because it's a regional cuisine thing and because most other regions were smart enough not to make sea bugs from the poison bay their specialty so there isn't much competition.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Svamp Tomater

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The League of Extraordinarily problematic posters

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Not what I usually have in mind when I order an Indiana party pizza :sweden:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


pygmy tyrant posted:

Yeah it goes on the shells for cooking and then some in the butter. It's fetishized because it's a regional cuisine thing and because most other regions were smart enough not to make sea bugs from the poison bay their specialty so there isn't much competition.

well people have been eating those bugs for thousands of years. the poison part didn't really factor into it until about the 1800s. and they're delicious bugs

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


Extra crunchy pizza.

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

Hatebag posted:

well people have been eating those bugs for thousands of years. the poison part didn't really factor into it until about the 1800s. and they're delicious bugs

look I love eating the things too, I'm really just trying to say people get weird about old bay because unlike pizza there isn't much competition in the space of crab flavors

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
If you have to put spices on a seafood boil, Cajun is infinitely superior.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Tony Chachere's cajun seasoning goes on everything.

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

Schubalts posted:

Tony Chachere's cajun seasoning goes on everything.

you forgot about Frank's RedHot :mad:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I'm the super kebabpizza kebabpizzor

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
so Indiana is what they call the peanut+banana pizza. wonder how that happened.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Lol @ feferoni

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Ummm... do they maybe mean covfeferoni? What is this, Donald Trump Pizza Hut?? lol!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Dokapon Findom posted:

Enjoy your Gentle Likpizza, OP

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

uber_stoat posted:

so Indiana is what they call the peanut+banana pizza. wonder how that happened.

Skipped curry and chicken did you? You're basically on Sweden's level :angry:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Is banana a normal thing with curry? I understand everything else about that one, but the bananas sound bizarre.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
its a normal pizza topping, jeeeeez

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

That's bananas!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

Is banana a normal thing with curry? I understand everything else about that one, but the bananas sound bizarre.

Yeah, it's a pretty standard thing as the sweetness works really well with curry. Would recommend!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Grey Cat posted:

I'm the super kebabpizza kebabpizzor

Kebabpizzor vs Pizza Mestre; THIS SUNDAY IN A RED-HOT CAGE MATCH!

WHO WILL GET SLICED?

WHO WILL GET TOASTED?

FIND OUT, ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

dr_rat posted:

Yeah, it's a pretty standard thing as the sweetness works really well with curry. Would recommend!



I'm with forums poster dr_rat, a sophisticated palette enjoys sweet flavours with sour or spicy flavours. Much like how pineapple is a good pizza topping.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Kebabpizzor vs Pizza Mestre; THIS SUNDAY IN A RED-HOT CAGE MATCH!

WHO WILL GET SLICED?

WHO WILL GET TOASTED?

FIND OUT, ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

Right when you think the mestre is done for

Holy poo poo WHAT IS THAT SMELL

Mestre rolls out under the ropes as the ref is DEVOURED ALIVE by SON OF SEWER

that's right the slice of slime rips a hole up from underneath, having secretly reformed in the hidden septic system, he's back for revenge

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Rev. Melchisedech Howler posted:

I'm with forums poster dr_rat, a sophisticated palette enjoys sweet flavours with sour or spicy flavours. Much like how pineapple is a good pizza topping.


I'm with forums poster The honorable Rev. Melchisedech Howler. A sophisticated palette enjoys pineapple on pizza.

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro

ReelBigLizard posted:

I think I found the menu of the place our swede is taking us.


Lads, I don't know what half those loving moon words are but I know it's gonna be fuuuuucked.

Can't wait.

Pizzas C - 95 SEK

Capri - crab, onion, egg
Bella Napoli - shrimps, mussles, crab, asparagus
Fyra Små - ham, shrimps, tuna, mushroom
Peperone - Bolognese sause, salami, onion, feferoni
Super-Vegetarian - mushrooms, fresh peppers, fresh tomatoes, pineapple, olives, artichoke, feferoni
Calzone Special (turnover) - ham, shrimps
Ravena - Tuna, mushrooms, olives, onion
Foggia - Salami, mushroom, egg, onion
Ferrara - ham, salami, shrimps
Kavala - ham, salami, mushrooms
Samos - ham, salami, pineapple
Volos - ham, feta
Verona Special - ham, bacon, onion, peppers
Kos - ham, bacon
Piperato - salami, egg, fresh tomatoes, jalapeno, tzatziki
Tacopizza - bolognese sause, garlic, onion, jalapeno, taco sause, nachos
Paros - salami, feta, fresh garlic

Verona's party pizzas - 110 SEK

Greek (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, feta, peppers, onion, olives
Gondola (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, shrimps, bearnaise sauce
Oscar (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, mushrooms, asparagus, bearnaise
Voktas (semi-turnover) - chicken, ham, pineapple, curry
Viking (semi-turnover) - chicken, shrimps, curry
Indiana - chicken, banana, peanuts, curry
Chicken - chicken, pineapple, banana, curry
Gorgonzola (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, gorgonzola cheese, fresh tomatoes
Chao-chao (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, gorgonzola, mushrooms, fresh tomatoes
Acropolis (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, onion, fresh tomatoes, parsley butter
Hellas (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, onion, fresh tomatoes, bearnaise
Mykonos (semi-turnover) - pork tenderloin, mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, bearnaise

Kebab pizzas

Kebab pizza - kebab meat (beef), onion, fresh tomatoes, feferoni, red hot sauce, white mild sauce
Greek kebab pizza - kebab meat (beef), feta, peppers, onion, olives, tomatoes, feferoni, red hot sauce, white mild sauce
Viking kebab (semi-turnover) - kebab meat (beef), iceberg lettuce, onion, tomatoes, cucumber, feferoni, red hot sauce, white mild sauce
Super kebab pizza - kebab meat (beef), iceberg lettuce, onion, tomatoes, cucumber, feferoni, red hot sauce, white mild sauce

Verona deluxe pizzas - 120 SEK

Minos (semi-turnover) - beef tenderloin, asparagus, bearnaise
Hercules (semi-turnover) - beef tenderloin, shrimps, bearnaise
Kri-Kri (semi-turnover) - beef tenderloin, onion, fresh tomatoes, bearnaise
Stromboli - beef tenderloin, gorgonzola, mushrooms, tomatoes
Provanciale - beef tenderloin, tomatoes, fresh garlic
Acapulco - beef tenderloin, mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, onion, garlic, jalapeno, taco sauce

Good luck!

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
Honestly they sound delicious, just busy.

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro
no way there's any actual beef tenderloin on these lovely 120 sek pizzas, more likely horse

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Seriously you can't just change one single topping and call it a different pizza otherwise your board looks like... well that.

Pep olive, I call it the grey cat special.
pep olive but i add some crushed red pepper, well that's the spicy grey cat. pep olive but with anchovies? That's the fish delight. And dont get me started on pep olive with buffalo dipping sauce.

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