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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Cos it's still gotta happen every 5 years

The abolished act was to stop extra ones in-between

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Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011

Just seconding this. In Malaysia they’re called roti prata and I sometimes daydream about flying to the other side of the world to eat them. There’s a variant where they sandwich a bunch of lamb between two large sheets of prata called Murtabak and it’s greasy and glorious.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

jaete posted:

Ok stupid question: why? Wasn't the fixed terms act abolished? So the PM could just decide to not have an election this year... but everyone is completely certain that he will call an election this year I guess, why exactly?

The FTPA (First Toast Post Aaah!) set the minimum to 5 years, so the coalition partners couldn't (threaten to) explode the coalition for political gain, but there's always been a maximum. Though it's probably written on a stone in Wiltshire and also made up, but thankfully the government can't just go on forever.

E: a brief wiki-looki while cooking my dinner says that the 2022 bill that repealed the FTPA also re-affirmed the 5-year maximum, which was in force before since the Parliament Act 1911

Bobstar fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Mar 3, 2024

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Bobstar posted:

but thankfully the government can't just go on forever.

Give them enough time and the tories would sexpest, fraud, and sleaze themselves out of power through by-elections.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I mean rishi has a big majority, for now, why not just change it to ten years?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Because even Rishi's own MPs hate his guts and don't want to spend another 6 years in government.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
the longer you spend with your hand in the cash register the more likely it is you'll get caught

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

The fixed term parliaments act and anything like it is just meaningless anyway. An act of parliament cannot bind a future parliament. They can just say "The [blank] act notwithstanding, we do the thing the [blank] act says we couldn't do", with a simple majority.

So even if you have an act that says "You need a 2/3rds majority to do [thing]", you can just have a simple majority vote to say that doesn't count anymore.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

WhatEvil posted:

The fixed term parliaments act and anything like it is just meaningless anyway. An act of parliament cannot bind a future parliament. They can just say "The [blank] act notwithstanding, we do the thing the [blank] act says we couldn't do", with a simple majority.

So even if you have an act that says "You need a 2/3rds majority to do [thing]", you can just have a simple majority vote to say that doesn't count anymore.

while this is true, there are enough traditionalists in the Tory party that they'd vote against Rishi trying to make himself dictator for life

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I thought Boris got rid of all them

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobstar posted:

The FTPA (First Toast Post Aaah!) set the minimum to 5 years, so the coalition partners couldn't (threaten to) explode the coalition for political gain, but there's always been a maximum. Though it's probably written on a stone in Wiltshire and also made up, but thankfully the government can't just go on forever.

E: a brief wiki-looki while cooking my dinner says that the 2022 bill that repealed the FTPA also re-affirmed the 5-year maximum, which was in force before since the Parliament Act 1911

Technically parliament could pass a law that says we don't need to have elections, as they did during the second world war. They voted each year to extend the maximum another year.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Nuclear Spoon posted:

the longer you spend with your hand in the cash register the more likely it is you'll get caught

They've already been caught. They're doing it openly and they know there will never be any consequences for it because Kunt Hitler and his National Socialist Labour want to do exactly the same thing themselves.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Jaeluni Asjil posted:


Also:

(sorry for link but there's a video). The marchers completely ignore them.

https://x.com/LensVeritatis/status/1764219103705997743?s=20

new bill and ted film looking pretty loving weird here

crispix fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 3, 2024

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Real Cool Catfish posted:

Just seconding this. In Malaysia they’re called roti prata and I sometimes daydream about flying to the other side of the world to eat them. There’s a variant where they sandwich a bunch of lamb between two large sheets of prata called Murtabak and it’s greasy and glorious.

It's a bunch of minced meat bound together with eggs fried on a griddle and wrapped in the prata/chapati dough. You can get it in some of the Malaysian restaurants in London but its a far, far cry from the real thing.

If your pastry skills are up to snuff you can try making it at home. The ingredients are easily available anywhere (in contrast to some of the more arcane Malaysian recipes) but the execution is very technical.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
cooking is actually really easy

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

The disappointment in him that the whole protest just ignored and walked past.
Totally thought he was going to be a hero today.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Echoing the knife sharpening comment. It’s nowhere near as difficult as people make it out to be on a whetstone and I find it pretty soothing. And you end up with a knife that could cleave through the crust of hell

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

happyhippy posted:

The disappointment in him that the whole protest just ignored and walked past.
Totally thought he was going to be a hero today.

I like the one guy who came up and shook his hand. looks like he was part of the protest crowd? yeah some guys are doing a prayer here at the palestine march, they must be with us, good for them i'll give them a handshake

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Angepain posted:

I like the one guy who came up and shook his hand. looks like he was part of the protest crowd? yeah some guys are doing a prayer here at the palestine march, they must be with us, good for them i'll give them a handshake

It was weird cos he looked like terminator

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Just caught up with gorgeous George chat, naan chat and Rachel Reeves Cuck Chair chat and can contribute to knife chat.

Tramontina 17cm Cleaver is a good option but why the gently caress are you chopping fruit with a cleaver? Get a decent chefs knife if you don’t have one.

Grab something by Mercer Culinary as pretty solid price and a sharpening steel or a whetstone. If your budget is pretty high grab a Wustof, generally grab a couple of 15cm chef knifes, a pairing knife, bread knife, Cheese Knife, Carving Knife, Turning knife in that kind of order or priority. Most sets can be poo poo.

So what are the odds that the Tories pull a crash the economy budget then?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Nuclear Spoon posted:

the longer you spend with your hand in the cash register the more likely it is you'll get caught
I think it’s more they’ve hand in the cash register for so long they need someone else to come along and put some money back in it for them

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/03/ministers-consider-ban-mps-engaging-pro-palestine-climate-protesters

quote:

Ministers are considering proposals to ban MPs and councillors from engaging with groups such as the Palestine Solidarity Campaign (PSC), Extinction Rebellion and Just Stop Oil. The plans, put forward by the government’s adviser on political violence, John Woodcock, say mainstream political leaders should tell their representatives to employ a “zero-tolerance approach” to groups that use disruptive tactics or fail to stop “hate” on marches.

Rishi Sunak and James Cleverly, the home secretary, are due to discuss the proposals as part of a review conducted by Woodcock, the former Labour MP who now sits as Lord Walney, a cross-bench peer. The prime minister was condemned by human rights groups for warning of “forces here at home trying to tear us apart” during a hastily arranged address in Downing Street on Friday. On Wednesday, he was accused of exaggerating tensions at protests after he warned of “mob rule” in the UK.

In an article in the Sun on Sunday, Walney wrote: “My review on political violence is about to be formally submitted to the prime minister and the home secretary. In it, I am asking the leader of every mainstream political party to take a zero-tolerance approach to the menace that is threatening our democracy. So Rishi and Keir [Starmer] should instruct their MPs and councillors not to engage with anyone from the PSC until they get their house in order and cut the hate from their marches.”

The proposals are politically convenient for the government because, if accepted, they would put further pressure on the Labour leader over his party’s stance on pro-Palestine demonstrations.
of course it's that loving bellend woodcock

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
when will protesters have to have their voices replaced by actors on the news

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

there's something deeply grim about all this going on about "political violence" from the lot that completely handwaved an MP getting murdered during an election

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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tough on protest, tough extremely soft on the causes of protest

woodcock's so loving stupid lmao

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
also lol could they do anything that would make galloway even more able to seize the spotlight with some antics

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
.nm I think it was the earlier one.

Actually I think it might be a new one but it's so difficult to find out!

Anyway this is it:

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/3/3/israels-war-on-gaza-live-every-minute-counts-as-hunger-kills-in-gaza


I'm confused DOT com. (On that note, I stood in the queue in the shop this afternoon for 5 mins before remembering I wasn't actually buying anything - age related defects).

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Mar 4, 2024

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Penis Penispenis strikes again

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Starting to get the impression the Israeli Occupation Forces are quite unpleasant

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

mediaphage posted:

also lol could they do anything that would make galloway even more able to seize the spotlight with some antics

The quality of politician we've got left in the UK now is so poor they simply cant see the open goals they're creating.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

ItohRespectArmy posted:

there's something deeply grim about all this going on about "political violence" from the lot that completely handwaved an MP getting murdered during an election

Hmm, there was Jo Cox, and then later wasn't there also that conservative MP who was stabbed or something... I can't remember if the latter was during an election though.

Kind of a lot of political violence in recent years with two MPs being murdered? Seems like that might be more than usual

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

serious gaylord posted:

The quality of politician we've got left in the UK now is so poor they simply cant see the open goals they're creating.

Majority have either feathered their nests as much as they can already and dgaf, or are getting ready for the next five years of feathering.

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011

Z the IVth posted:

It's a bunch of minced meat bound together with eggs fried on a griddle and wrapped in the prata/chapati dough. You can get it in some of the Malaysian restaurants in London but its a far, far cry from the real thing.

If your pastry skills are up to snuff you can try making it at home. The ingredients are easily available anywhere (in contrast to some of the more arcane Malaysian recipes) but the execution is very technical.

My pastry skills are currently non-existent, but perhaps I should free up some time to have a go because that would be a lot cheaper than flying across the world for (amazing) street food.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I'm genuinely surprised this is legal
https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1764351091452325939

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
In non-pastry food chat, what's the simplest way to start a slow cooker chicken stew? I have some frozen chicken thighs defrosting in the microwave and a bunch of slightly elderly vegetables I'm planning to use but I'm not much of a cook and online recipes include a lot of confusing and probably unnecessary poo poo, help me goons

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Cut the thighs into chunks and fry in butter to brown. Remove from pot. Add carrot, celery , onion and gently fry that in butter until golden, add a level tablespoon of flour and stir in. Add a glass of white wine if you want, otherwise just add 500 ml chicken stock. Return the chicken to pot

Add some fresh herbs, mushrooms, whatever you’ve got. Stick in oven or simmer on hob.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Bobstar posted:

The FTPA (First Toast Post Aaah!) set the minimum to 5 years, so the coalition partners couldn't (threaten to) explode the coalition for political gain, but there's always been a maximum. Though it's probably written on a stone in Wiltshire and also made up, but thankfully the government can't just go on forever.

We've had it at both 3 and 7 years before, and yeah it just takes another act of Parliament to change it. But the last time Parliament decided to just....stick around it was called the Long Parliament and it was quite literally after a civil war. Also ended up rather unpopular after a while.

Now, Parliament could do the same thing again, technically, if Rish could get the votes - but that is, effectively, a coup in the same way that Hitler's Enabling Act was technically perfectly legal but, y'know, Nazi Germany is not the Weimar Republic.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

smellmycheese posted:

Cut the thighs into chunks and fry in butter to brown. Remove from pot. Add carrot, celery , onion and gently fry that in butter until golden, add a level tablespoon of flour and stir in. Add a glass of white wine if you want, otherwise just add 500 ml chicken stock. Return the chicken to pot

Add some fresh herbs, mushrooms, whatever you’ve got. Stick in oven or simmer on hob.

Thank you - the thighs have both skin and bone, I was hoping I could just chuck them in the slow cooker at the appropriate point and let the cooking do the work of getting the meat off and take the bones out at the end.

Recipes do seem consistent about browning the chicken before putting it in the pot though so that's a start

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Rishi would make a pretty poo poo Hitler tho. Tiny, no funny moustache, no unhinged vocal cadence, terrible fashion.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

jaete posted:

Hmm, there was Jo Cox, and then later wasn't there also that conservative MP who was stabbed or something... I can't remember if the latter was during an election though.

Kind of a lot of political violence in recent years with two MPs being murdered? Seems like that might be more than usual

That was David Amess, and it wasn't during an election. Neither was Jo Cox, technically - she was murdered by a neo-Nazi Brexiteer during the EU referendum campaign because she supported Remain.

And yes, it was a lot more than usual. Jo Cox's death was the first time an MP had been murdered since 1990 and the only time a Labour MP has ever been murdered.

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