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Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

cheetah7071 posted:

i assume the difference between a secessionist rebellion and an independence war is whether or not they win

:Shogun:

I think it would be reasonable to make a distinction between a part of a nation (or equivalent) that has previousky been viewed by everyone, including the inhabitants, as being fully integrated, versus a colony or imperial possession that is explicitly not viewed as being an equal part of the greater entity. I'm sure there's a smoother way to word this but I'm drawing a blank.

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Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

The states were hardly viewed as fully integrated before the Civil War.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

Gaius Marius posted:

The states were hardly viewed as fully integrated before the Civil War.

True, the association was looser back then, I should have used a different term. What I'm trying to say is that the southern states stood equally as a part of the United States alongside the northern ones. Georgia was just as much a part of the U.S as Vermont, and Virginia in 1860 had representation and standing within the American national government that was very unlike its position relative to the British government in 1770. I do believe there's a meaningful distinction to be drawn between these two examples.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I would say the secession of South America also wasn't a singular secessionist movement even if a number of them were allied for a while. Argentina and Mexico are the lnly ones that are bigger than the CSA. Brazil had a whole screwy thing for a while where it swapped places with Portugal for a little bit as the seat of the Portuguese empre before the two split up for good. I don't really know how that would qualify

On top of that, there's aslo Canada, India, Australia, Kazakhstan*, and Algeria bigger than the CSA's 750,000 square miles.

*although technically since Kazakhstan was the only member of the Soviet Union that voted not to secede, that might make Russia the big secessionist movement.

Kylaer posted:

Georgia was just as much a part of the U.S as Vermont, and Virginia in 1860 had representation and standing within the American national government that was very unlike its position relative to the British government in 1770.

I would say Georgia was even more a part of the US since it was a founding member of the 13 colonies as opposed to Vermont being in a more nebulous position as a breakaway province of New York that had already taken up arms against the New Yorkers before the revolution against Britain provided a better target.

SlothfulCobra fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Mar 1, 2024

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"
I think you can draw a distinction between a war to secede from a nation that you are an equal part of, and a war of independence against an imperial power that you are not an equal part of. The line is obviously going to be fuzzy but the Southern states were equal members of the United States before the Civil War, which is markedly different from the situation from some of the other examples being brought up.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

You could probably get a lot more if you did the numbers on population, since the CSA even with slaves was only 9 million people. Then it gets way more complicated if you want to do the numbers on what percentage of the population went with the separatist movement, or how much of a fraction that is of the world population at the time.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


cheetah7071 posted:

This is outside the thread's stated scope but this is effectively the medieval history thread as well. When the Norse arrived in Greenland, was it already inhabited?

I had originally heard that Greenland was occupied sporadically but the population always ended up dying out or leaving because Greenland just isn't a very nice place to live, and the Norse were just one entry in a long line of that, with most of the waves coming from North America. But I saw some people talking about contact between Norse and Inuit people in Greenland, and a bit of searching suggests there was a wave of migration from North America while the Norse were still there; but it's surprisingly hard to get a straight answer on whether anybody was already there when the Norse arrived. Anyone in here know?

My understanding of the timeline in and around the Greenland Norse:

Dorset culture comes to Greenland ca 500BCE, and go extinct somewhere between 1000CE and 1500CE.

Greenland Norse come to Greenland 986CE, and go extinct sometime between 1400CE and 1500CE.

Thule culture comes to Greenland starting in like 1300 and gets into southern Greenland 1500s and is realistically still alive as the modern Kalaallit culture.

As far as I am aware, the Dorset get their first (among these three), and overlap chronologically with the Greenland Norse. However there is no evidence of any contact between the Dorset and Greenland Norse. The Thule come later and there is evidence of (hostile) contact between them and the Greenland Norse. The Greenland Norse then die off, which we are not 100% sure that the Thule caused the death of the Greenland Norse as the primary cause but does seem like they mad the Greenland Norse situation worse rather than better.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Hey buds.

Tell me about the history of clear glassmaking.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Tulip posted:

My understanding of the timeline in and around the Greenland Norse:

Dorset culture comes to Greenland ca 500BCE, and go extinct somewhere between 1000CE and 1500CE.

Greenland Norse come to Greenland 986CE, and go extinct sometime between 1400CE and 1500CE.

Thule culture comes to Greenland starting in like 1300 and gets into southern Greenland 1500s and is realistically still alive as the modern Kalaallit culture.

As far as I am aware, the Dorset get their first (among these three), and overlap chronologically with the Greenland Norse. However there is no evidence of any contact between the Dorset and Greenland Norse. The Thule come later and there is evidence of (hostile) contact between them and the Greenland Norse. The Greenland Norse then die off, which we are not 100% sure that the Thule caused the death of the Greenland Norse as the primary cause but does seem like they mad the Greenland Norse situation worse rather than better.

Thanks! So it sounds like I probably heard something like "the modern Inuit people of Greenland weren't there yet when the Norse arrived" and got some wires crossed on the full story.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Yeah by wikipedia's reckoning, big island, vikings had just a wee bit closest to Europe, while the Native Americans stuck to the north coast.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Baron Porkface posted:

Was the Confederate States of America the largest seccessionist territory in the time since Westphalian Nation-States? I'm pretty sure it was the bloodiest secessionist war until the Bolshevik wars.

edit- Meant to post this in milhist.

Yeah as Tesla Cola says, the bloodiest secessionist war would be the Taiping rebellion. (Likely ever, but it was also contemporaneous with the American civil war). It was basically WWI if WWI happened inside a single country. Somewhere between 5 and 10% of the population of China was killed.

The whole "American Civil War was the bloodiest civil war in history" meme is a weird one but seems quite persistent.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
Was the Taiping Rebellion secessionist? I was under the impression that they saw themselves as taking back China from the Manchu - I guess you could sort of claim that as an anti-imperialist succession, but if both sides saw themselves as 'China' it's not exactly the same thing.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Lead out in cuffs posted:

Yeah as Tesla Cola says, the bloodiest secessionist war would be the Taiping rebellion. (Likely ever, but it was also contemporaneous with the American civil war). It was basically WWI if WWI happened inside a single country. Somewhere between 5 and 10% of the population of China was killed.

The whole "American Civil War was the bloodiest civil war in history" meme is a weird one but seems quite persistent.
It's the conflict with the greatest number of American military casualties in history to date!

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Angry Salami posted:

Was the Taiping Rebellion secessionist? I was under the impression that they saw themselves as taking back China from the Manchu - I guess you could sort of claim that as an anti-imperialist succession, but if both sides saw themselves as 'China' it's not exactly the same thing.

You could make a pretty similar argument for the confederate states. Again this all really boils down to how you define poo poo.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Mar 2, 2024

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

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Angry Salami posted:

Was the Taiping Rebellion secessionist? I was under the impression that they saw themselves as taking back China from the Manchu - I guess you could sort of claim that as an anti-imperialist succession, but if both sides saw themselves as 'China' it's not exactly the same thing.

I feel like "a chunk of a country decides to be self-governing and break away from the government that previously controlled the entire country, and they fight over it" is a pretty reasonable definition of a secessionist war?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
How common even are secessionist wars, by that narrow definition?

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

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cheetah7071 posted:

How common even are secessionist wars, by that narrow definition?

There were probably at least a dozen in the last 30-40 years? Yugoslavia, Sudan, Chechnya, Kurdistan, etc.

Been reading Weavers, Scribes and Kings, and secessionist rebellions started happening pretty much as soon as the first empires. They're probably at least as common as the wars of conquest that established the states being seceded from in the first place. Kings in the ancient near east would name years after rebellions they put down.

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
I don't really see this as a difficult distinction. Taiping wanted to overthrow and replace the Qing. The Confederacy did not want New York or Oregon or Maine or even Delaware. It wanted to make its own separate USA with blackjack and hookers. Except in this case the blackjack and hookers are enshrining forever the institution of racist chattel slavery. They had no issue with a continued northern USA continuing to exist, where of course yankee perfidy would be proven wrong by the immortal science of gently caress a factory let's just have slaves and conquer Cuba.

soviet elsa fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Mar 2, 2024

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
Even if you distinguish colonial wars from 'real' secessionist wars that's pretty cloudy.
What about Ireland? Chechnya? The Moro liberation movement in the Philippines?

Traditionally these areas that are contiguous (more or less) with the mother country and integrated into it decently well were not seen as colonies, but this has been changing fast in the last few years

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


To get us back on track a lil more, who feels like infodumping about something actually ancient. I've been seeing some people coming around to positive opinions on Xenophon lately and its weirding me out, what's with that.

EricBauman posted:

Even if you distinguish colonial wars from 'real' secessionist wars that's pretty cloudy.
What about Ireland? Chechnya? The Moro liberation movement in the Philippines?

Traditionally these areas that are contiguous (more or less) with the mother country and integrated into it decently well were not seen as colonies, but this has been changing fast in the last few years

I don't think its very complicated to distinguish secessionist wars broadly from civil wars of government change: in one of these, the intended end state of one of the belligerents is to change the borders of their state, in the other it isn't. But once we start getting into the question of 'what is a colony' then we end up having to get into like UN definitions and the history of why those definitions were written the way they were and whether or not we accept those definitions as valid or cynically self-serving. And man that just ain't ancient history.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Xenophon is a fun read

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
lotta the consensus that xenophon is a poo poo stems from anti-militarism. you get some just wars (some unjust) going on, the anti-militarism sorta goes away

plus it got featured in warhammer a bunch

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!
I imagine that's a side-effect of the rise of statue-avatar guys and :agesilaus: types. Xenophon is kind of the original Laconaboo and was a big fan, even though he was an Athenian. He was a consummate aristocrat and loved the Spartan lifestyle of sitting around on a big estate while slaves do all the real work. I imagine that's a big part of his appeal.

That isn't to say he isn't a valuable source; while he isn't nearly as rigorous as Thucydides, he's not the worst either, and he has a pretty valuable perspective. He's also pretty fun to read.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

soviet elsa posted:

I like the ones who look exactly as you would picture them. Hello Nero.

he looks almost identical to kadyrov

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


FishFood posted:

I imagine that's a side-effect of the rise of statue-avatar guys and :agesilaus: types. Xenophon is kind of the original Laconaboo and was a big fan, even though he was an Athenian. He was a consummate aristocrat and loved the Spartan lifestyle of sitting around on a big estate while slaves do all the real work. I imagine that's a big part of his appeal.

That isn't to say he isn't a valuable source; while he isn't nearly as rigorous as Thucydides, he's not the worst either, and he has a pretty valuable perspective. He's also pretty fun to read.

That's kind of what I figured TBH. The academics I know all treat him as a necessary but unfortunate part of studying the era, and I've seen more people talking about a critical re-evaluation of him but it seems to be from hobbyists, the nerds/academics I know still kind of go "ugh I GUESS its time for xenophon." But I could very much be in a bubble and missing them.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Tulip posted:

That's kind of what I figured TBH. The academics I know all treat him as a necessary but unfortunate part of studying the era, and I've seen more people talking about a critical re-evaluation of him but it seems to be from hobbyists, the nerds/academics I know still kind of go "ugh I GUESS its time for xenophon." But I could very much be in a bubble and missing them.

Has anyone ever mapped all his river data out? Like he was really meticulous about recording the width of every river crossing...

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

barbecue at the folks posted:

Antoninus Pius inherited from Hadrian a mostly healthy empire and spent his reign on making it even better in almost every respect without ever commanding a single legion, so I think he qualifies. It's kinda funny that he gets overlooked as an emperor exactly because he didn't have to fight any wars, he was just a diligent administrator who spent his long time as princeps on providing public amenities like aqueducts and theatres.

Also IIRC Antoninus had a co-emperor who handled all the military stuff. Everyone kind of assumed that he would overthrow or assassinate each other but they just kind of... Worked well together and they each handled their separate spheres until the other guy died in the plagues and Antoninus just kept on emperoring.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Unlike most Greek writers his book was adapted into an excellent movie.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
feel like most of the significant ones have gotten adapted a dozen times

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Scarodactyl posted:

Unlike most Greek writers his book was adapted into an excellent movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--gdB-nnQkU

okay, just updated my life goals: watch this film

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Nenonen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--gdB-nnQkU

okay, just updated my life goals: watch this film

I think you need to update your afternoon goals and watch this movie.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


bob dobbs is dead posted:

feel like most of the significant ones have gotten adapted a dozen times
I said 'excellent.' So it's just what, The Warriors and O Brother Where Art Thou and
Troy State 253, Devry 141

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"
I have been reading some Sumerian royal hymns recently and the sheer breadth of feats that kings claim in these texts is truly remarkable. The longest and most boastful example is Shulgi B: https://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section2/tr24202.htm

Some selectons:


Shulgi posted:

11-20 I am a king, offspring begotten by a king and borne by a queen. I, Shulgi the noble, have been blessed with a favourable destiny right from the womb. When I was small, I was at the academy, where I learned the scribal art from the tablets of Sumer and Akkad. None of the nobles could write on clay as I could. There where people regularly went for tutelage in the scribal art, I qualified fully in subtraction, addition, reckoning and accounting. The fair Nanibgal, Nisaba, provided me amply with knowledge and comprehension. I am an experienced scribe who does not neglect a thing.

21-38 When I sprang up, muscular as a young lion, galloping like a spirited rear end at full gallop, the favour of An brought me joy; to my delight Enlil spoke favourably about me, and they gave me the sceptre because of my righteousness. I place my foot on the neck of the foreign lands; the fame of my weapons is established as far as the south, and my victory is established in the highlands. When I set off for battle and strife to a place that Enlil has commanded me, I go ahead of the main body of my troops and I clear the terrain for my scouts. I have a positive passion for weapons. Not only do I carry lance and spear, I also know how to handle slingstones with a sling. The clay bullets, the treacherous pellets that I shoot, fly around like a violent rainstorm. In my rage I do not let them miss.

39-51 I sow fear and confusion in the foreign land. I look to my brother and friend, youthful Utu [the sun god], as a source of divine encouragement. I, Shulgi, converse with him whenever he rises over there; he is the god who keeps a good eye on my battles. The youth Utu, beloved in the mountains, is the protective deity of my weapons; by his words I am strengthened and made pugnacious (?). In those battles, where weapon clashes on weapon, Utu shines on me. Thus I broke the weapons of the highlands over my knees, and in the south placed a yoke on the neck of Elam. I make the populations of the rebel lands -- how could they still resist my weapons? -- scatter like seed-grain over Sumer and Akkad.

52-55 Let me boast of what I have done. The fame of my power is spread far and wide. My wisdom is full of subtlety. Do not my achievements surpass all qualifications?

56-76 I stride forward in majesty, trampling endlessly through the esparto grass and thickets, capturing elephant after elephant, creatures of the plain; and I put an end to the heroic roaring in the plains of the savage lion, dragon of the plains, wherever it approaches from and wherever it is going. I do not go after them with a net, nor do I lie in wait for them in a hide; it comes to a confrontation of strength and weapons. I do not hurl a weapon; when I plunge a bitter-pointed lance in their throats, I do not flinch at their roar. I am not one to retreat to my hiding-place but, as when one warrior kills another warrior, I do everything swiftly on the open plain. In the desert where the paths peter out, I reduce the roar at the lair to silence. In the sheepfold and the cattle-pen, where heads are laid to rest (?), I put the shepherd tribesmen at ease. Let no one ever at any time say about me, "Could he really subdue them all on his own?" The number of lions that I have dispatched with my weapons is limitless; their total is unknown.

77-80 Let me boast of what I have done. The fame of my power is spread far and wide. My wisdom is full of subtlety. Do not my achievements surpass all qualifications?

81-94 I am Shulgi, god of manliness, the foremost of the troops. When I stretch the bowstring on the bow, when I fit a perfect arrow to it, I shoot the bow's arrow with the full strength of my arms. The great wild bull, the bull of heaven, the wild cow and the bison bellow. As they pass across the foothills of the mountains, I shoot barbed arrows at them with my powerful strength.


Shulgi posted:

131-149 I am a ritually pure interpreter of omens. I am the very Nintud [creator deity] of the collections of omens. These words of the gods are of pre-eminent value for the exact performance of hand-washing and purification rites, for eulogy of the en priestess or for her enthronement in the jipar, for the choosing of the lumah and nindijir priests by sacred extispicy, for attacking the south or for defeating the uplands, for the opening of the emblem house, for the washing of lances in the "water of battle" (blood) , for the taking of subtle decisions about the rebel lands. After I have determined a sound omen through extispicy from a white lamb and a sheep, water and flour are libated at the place of invocation. Then, as I prepare the sheep with words of prayer, my diviner watches in amazement like an idiot. The prepared sheep is placed at my disposal, and I never confuse a favourable sign with an unfavourable one. I myself have a clear intuition, and I judge by my own eyes. In the insides of just one sheep I, the king, can find the indications for everything and everywhere.

Shulgi posted:

154-174 I, Shulgi, king of Urim, have also devoted myself to the art of music. Nothing is too complicated for me; I know the full extent of the tigi and the adab, the perfection of the art of music. When I fix the frets on the lute, which enraptures my heart, I never damage its neck; I have devised rules for raising and lowering its intervals

...

Even if they bring to me, as one might to a skilled musician, a musical instrument that I have not played previously, when I strike it up I make its true sound known; I am able to handle it just like something that has been in my hands before. Tuning, stringing, unstringing and fastening are not beyond my skills. I do not make the reed pipe sound like a rustic pipe, and on my own initiative I can wail a sumunca or make a lament as well as anyone who does it regularly.

Shulgi posted:

206-220 When I ...... like a torrent with the roar of a great storm, in the capture of a citadel in Elam ......, I can understand what their spokesman answers. By origin I am a son of Sumer; I am a warrior, a warrior of Sumer. Thirdly, I can conduct a conversation with a man from the black mountains. Fourthly, I can do service as a translator with an Amorite, a man of the mountains ....... I myself can correct his confused words in his own language. Fifthly, when a man of Subir yells ......, I can even distinguish the words in his language, although I am not a fellow-citizen of his. When I provide justice in the legal cases of Sumer, I give answers in all five languages. In my palace no one in conversation switches to another language as quickly as I do.

221-243 When I pronounce a completed verdict, it is heartily welcomed, since I am wise and exalted in kingship. So that my consultative assemblies, sitting together to care for the people, inspire respect in their hearts when the chief herald sounds the horn, they should deliberate and debate; and so that the council should decide policy properly, I have taught my governors to deliberate and to debate. While the words at their dining tables flow like a river, I tackle crime, so that the foundations are securely established for my wide dominions. I vanquish a city with words as weapons, and my wisdom keeps it subjected just as violence with burning torches would. I have taught them the meaning of the words "I have no mother". My words can be words smooth as the finest quality oil; I know how to cool hearts which are hot as fire, and I know how to extinguish a mouth set on fire like a reed-bed. I weigh my words against those of the braggart. I am a man of the very highest standards of value. The importance of the humble is of particular value to me, and they cannot be counter-productive to any of my activities. By command of An and by command of Enlil, prayers are said for the life of the Land and for the life of the foreign lands, and I neither neglect them nor allow them to be interrupted.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




glad to encounter a fellow ritually pure interpreter of omens

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

Squizzle posted:

glad to encounter a fellow ritually pure interpreter of omens
Heck yeah. Love to never confuse favourable signs with unfavourable ones, like those fool diviners do

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Empires crushed.
Lions slaughtered.
Omens read.

Also: guitar repairs, music lessons.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


then, as i prepare the sheep with words of prayer, my diviner watches in amazement like an idiot. everyone stands up and claps

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




really helps you understand why the assamite antediluvian embraced him

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Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Was it Shulgi who was actually low-born and trying desperately to make up for that?

Also he was definitely one of the earlier self-declared god-kings.

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