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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

How silly

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:34

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:04

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 4, 2024

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:35

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
~24 HOURS REMAIN~

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:38

copy: Jul 26, 2007

Al! posted:

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
~24 HOURS REMAIN~

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:38

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:39

RSX11M: Sep 21, 2016; The Leader in Efficient Realtime Processing

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

lmao

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:39

The REAL Goobusters: Apr 25, 2008

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

lmfao

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:39

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I have a very particular set of skills. First, I'm going to hijack this plane to get to my dead gay daughter. THen I'm going to play Roblox for 11 hours straight. Oh and I have 12 hours to live.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:41

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

cries

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:41

biosterous: Feb 23, 2013

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:42

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:42

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:43

Karma Tornado: Dec 21, 2007; The worst kind of tornado.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:43

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

I briefly dated someone who turned out to be a pathological liar and reading this was fascinating to me. obviously the lies are all completely different, but I got such a familiar feeling reading some of these

the girl I dated was also a fan of Xenogears... Maybe I dated the dark id :eyepop:

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:43

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

biosterous posted:

lol

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:43

copy: Jul 26, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I have a very particular set of skills. First, I'm going to hijack this plane to get to my dead gay daughter. THen I'm going to play Roblox for 11 hours straight. Oh and I have 12 hours to live.

lol

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:44

Voxx: Jul 28, 2009; I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all

pathologic let's player

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:45

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

biosterous posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:45

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

biosterous posted:

lol

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:46

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

copy posted:

HE LET'S PLAYED US LIKE A drat FIDDLE

biosterous posted:

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:47

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

slowbeef absolutely ruined his plan to tell everyone how he was supposed to die today but the doctor said he kicked the cancer's rear end and it is now totally gone

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:48

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

copy posted:

lol

lol god damnit

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:50

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Al! posted:

slowbeef absolutely ruined his plan to tell everyone how he was supposed to die today but the doctor said he kicked the cancer's rear end and it is now totally gone

what a tragic end for our make a wish contestant

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

NoiseAnnoys posted:

what a tragic end for our make a wish contestant

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:51

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.

(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

ahahaha

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:51

Karma Tornado: Dec 21, 2007; The worst kind of tornado.

cancer messed with my spy wife
cancer wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on cancer's sneaky rear end
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose
I

Al! posted:

kicked the cancer's rear end

Al! posted:

kicked the cancer's rear end

Al! posted:

kicked the cancer's rear end

Al! posted:

kicked the cancer's rear end

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:53

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lol some more

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:54

copy: Jul 26, 2007

Karma Tornado posted:

cancer messed with my spy wife
cancer wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on cancer's sneaky rear end
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose
I

I

I

I

Mr Hootington posted:

Lol some more

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:54

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Karma Tornado posted:

cancer messed with my spy wife
cancer wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on cancer's sneaky rear end
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose
I

I

I

I

Lmao this page

biosterous posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:55

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Posting from the tree tops; shot a hippo

# ? Mar 4, 2024 16:57

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

biosterous posted:

lmao

# ? Mar 4, 2024 17:00

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Karma Tornado posted:

cancer messed with my spy wife
cancer wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on cancer's sneaky rear end
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose
I

I

I

I

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Roblox: powering imagination

# ? Mar 4, 2024 17:03