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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

copy posted:

"a lot of suicide attempts"

one of the classic reasons there are to play a lot of halo

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Her Dryer posted:

The flat "Okay" in response to this apparent attempted suicide is so funny hahaha

Okay - so you walked in on him with a gun in his mouth?

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Wanna play some Halo?
"Hhmmrmmrurmimbub"
Dont talk with a gun in your mouth sweetie.
"Y-yeah I'll be down in a minute."

copy
Jul 26, 2007

little munchkin posted:

one of the classic reasons there are to play a lot of halo


HolePisser1982 posted:

Wanna play some Halo?
"Hhmmrmmrurmimbub"
Dont talk with a gun in your mouth sweetie.
"Y-yeah I'll be down in a minute."

lmfao

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Hey guys, today we are playing Halo because my extremely gay daughter died of gay cancer, my wife is away on a mission killing Iranian Revolutionary Guards and I'm too bad at Russian roulette to kill myself, don't forget to like and subscribe

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

the russian roulette scene in the deer hunter but it cuts to them playing halo afterwards

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
the con air hijacking story is so :allears:

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Okay - so you walked in on him with a gun in his mouth?


Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HolePisser1982 posted:

Wanna play some Halo?
"Hhmmrmmrurmimbub"
Dont talk with a gun in your mouth sweetie.
"Y-yeah I'll be down in a minute."

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

HolePisser1982 posted:

i love this one so much. costantly chasing the lets player around the house trying to get the guns out of his mouth like hes a misbehaving puppy stealing socks

HolePisser1982 posted:

Wanna play some Halo?
"Hhmmrmmrurmimbub"
Dont talk with a gun in your mouth sweetie.
"Y-yeah I'll be down in a minute."

lmfao

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Lowtax still undefeated at Goon Russian Roulette

copy
Jul 26, 2007

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

lmao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

Obnoxipus
Apr 4, 2011
when i was like 12 i was online friends with a guy who pretended to go into a coma during a conversation on aim by...typing...like this... so maybe i should've seen this coming

RSX11M
Sep 21, 2016

The Leader in Efficient Realtime Processing

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

copy
Jul 26, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

the russian roulette scene in the deer hunter but it cuts to them playing halo afterwards

lol the big windmill from zanzibar instead of the fan

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

ahhhhh

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Okay - so you walked in on him with a gun in his mouth?



lol.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

HolePisser1982 posted:

i love this one so much. costantly chasing the lets player around the house trying to get the guns out of his mouth like hes a misbehaving puppy stealing socks

darkid pulling out a larger gun each time one is taken away until eventually he's standing in front of a cannon like a bugs bunny bit

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Schir posted:

i think tdi should just publish his military spy fiction as a novel instead of this avant-garde liveblogging experience

The fake wife alt and the fake discord mod alt all kinda sound like the sort of "characters" that would show up in the Let's Plays so maybe it really did just all go straight to his head.

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

mycot posted:

The fake wife alt and the fake discord mod alt all kinda sound like the sort of "characters" that would show up in the Let's Plays so maybe it really did just all go straight to his head.

creative writing: not even once

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mycot posted:

The fake wife alt and the fake discord mod alt all kinda sound like the sort of "characters" that would show up in the Let's Plays so maybe it really did just all go straight to his head.

Inside of you there are two wives

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Inside of you there are two wives

lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lobster shirt posted:

the russian roulette scene in the deer hunter but it cuts to them playing halo afterwards

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

HolePisser1982 posted:

Wanna play some Halo?
"Hhmmrmmrurmimbub"
Dont talk with a gun in your mouth sweetie.
"Y-yeah I'll be down in a minute."

lmao

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

Plant MONSTER. posted:

darkid pulling out a larger gun each time one is taken away until eventually he's standing in front of a cannon like a bugs bunny bit

Hahahaha. Rolling my eyes as I pinch the fuse of the dynamite stick TDI had put in his mouth like a cigar.

Pyre of Word Salsa
Apr 25, 2017

I pray for a color palette that will not come.
*slowbeef slowly peels off his face and reveals that he is The Dark Id inside like all of us are.*

Just left his Discord Server. This is hosed, but par for the course.

"Hacking" into his wife's Twitter account and forcibly changing it to Sailor Mercury eating a burger makes SO much sense now.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


this one has been nagging me all morning because its just mjq jazz bar

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Pyre of Word Salsa posted:


"Hacking" into his wife's Twitter account and forcibly changing it to Sailor Mercury eating a burger makes SO much sense now.

Alright you're gonna have to make this one make sense to the rest of us because I don't think I've heard whatever thjs is

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

over 1k posts of the best poo poo ever.... Holy

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Famethrowa posted:

over 1k posts of the best poo poo ever.... Holy

lol what the hell is going on

euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021

dude was really out there gaming in the clinton years

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

Took me a second, but lol.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Spaced God posted:

Alright you're gonna have to make this one make sense to the rest of us because I don't think I've heard whatever thjs is

wasn't that my avatar? am i tdi

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

lol

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

i basically bought my account because I liked reading thedarkid's lps on high school computers

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
whoever suspected that Malachite_Dragon might be a DarkId alt, well....

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Unless Slowbeef has any evidence other than discord DMs that can be pretty easily faked, I'm not sure I'mma take him at his word on this.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I mean I've got PMs, if you've got the evidence you can share it with me instead of just throwing insults at me, but if you wanna do that instead I won't stop you.

Besides, strangers on the internet already think I'm a dumbass, this isn't new.

Goon is either carrying water for one of the most outrageous liars ever to grace SA or has been fully compromised by TheDarkId

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