lobster shirt posted:

im still chuckling about the post airplane hijacking cigarette break

lobster shirt posted:

im still chuckling about the post airplane hijacking cigarette break

Harlock posted:

That DICK! posted:

Hey all, Paladinus doctor here, I’m pronouncing this one… time of death…… what does it matter? He’s gone

FutureFriend posted:

the john wick movies were based on thedarkid's real life, but he made up the dead dog

That DICK! posted:

Hey all, Paladinus doctor here, I’m pronouncing this one… time of death…… what does it matter? He’s gone

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.



(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

Harlock posted:

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

lol. woke up to 1000 new posts. Good poo poo

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.



(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

biosterous posted:

Harlock posted:

Harlock posted:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the only way this can get funnier is if he posted pictures of his wife to brag and they were all different women from modeling websites because he's face blind

Contra Calculus posted:

I haven't posted or read anything on this website for almost five years, but I'm glad the $10.00 finally paid off.

Endorph posted:

you apparently also got a resume out of it so really this has been an investment

Spaced God posted:

I'm going to file "has so much PTSD I don't remember my own name" in the head for when someone keeps trying to hit on me at the bar

aardwolf posted:

How do you stroke a cat that badly?

That DICK! posted:

badass merc woman: time to die

caleb cross: heh. how much do you make?

badass merc woman: 5 million

caleb cross: i can double that.

badass merc woman: who.. who are you?

caleb cross: i dont know. i seen a lot of combat

That DICK! posted:

Hey rear end in a top hat. Fake adoption is a thing

Snooze Cruise posted:

The only way this could get funnier is if turned out the lesbian daughter was faking her death to throw off the scent of some terrorists and starts killing us off one by one in revenge after her father dies.

Harlock posted:

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.



(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

Snooze Cruise posted:

The only way this could get funnier is if turned out the lesbian daughter was faking her death to throw off the scent of some terrorists and starts killing us off one by one in revenge after her father dies.

Voxx posted:

is this ending D

Crescent Wrench posted:

Neither pretending to be Billy Badass military man nor milking sympathy for a fake family are all that unusual, unfortunately, but they seem so wildly incompatible that combining the two like this is lunacy.

IndestructibleCat posted:

I should share with all of you one of the funniest messages I have ever received from Hikkiari about Id's """"suicide attempts""""

Al! posted:

is this bitch fake dead yet

HolePisser1982 posted:

i love this one so much. costantly chasing the lets player around the house trying to get the guns out of his mouth like hes a misbehaving puppy stealing socks

HolePisser1982 posted:

i love this one so much. costantly chasing the lets player around the house trying to get the guns out of his mouth like hes a misbehaving puppy stealing socks

IndestructibleCat posted:

I should share with all of you one of the funniest messages I have ever received from Hikkiari about Id's """"suicide attempts""""

Her Dryer posted:

The flat "Okay" in response to this apparent attempted suicide is so funny hahaha

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.



(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*