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kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


I've got a chud neighbor that lives across the street who took a year to put his fence back up because he decided in the middle of digging up his side yard that he was going to make a chicken coop, and then that he was going to put up a giant flag pole in his front yard, complete with light at the top so everyone could see he was a true patriot if they happened by at 1am or something. He never takes his flags down. Today I noticed that while his American flag looks mostly fine, his Don't Tread On Me flag is shredding to ribbons, and that, to me, is a lol.

edit: Wow, what a stupid snipe, here's my dog

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Nooner posted:

So it's funny if she got caught giving a dude a handy in a theatre

But not funny if the guy she got caught giving a handy to in a theatre paid her for it?

it gets funny again because the pregnant lady told them to stop vaping and yelling and feeling each other up and he was like, "AYYYYYYYYYY HOW BOUT I BUY YOU GUYS A ROUNDA DRINKS TO MAKE UP FOR IT"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Nooner posted:

So it's funny if she got caught giving a dude a handy in a theatre

But not funny if the guy she got caught giving a handy to in a theatre paid her for it?

It's not funny that he paid her but it's definitely funny that it was in public during Beetlejuice the Musical

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

John Yossarian posted:

I feel like I'm living in crazytown. I don't understand how Trump can still have supporters after everything he's done. The media continues showing polls that Trump is leading Biden somehow. There's countless articles saying that Biden is too old and not mentally with it anymore, yet they never mention Trump. I'm just ranting right now, so I apologize. It's just frustating that Trump somehow has a chance to win. It doesn't make any sense.

The media doesn't want a blow out election. A blow out is boring, no views, guaranteed winner.

A close race? Drama. "Anything could happen" Stay tuned!


It's this simple, stop over thinking it. It's money and greed, all the time.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I said come in! posted:

There is nothing wrong with this though. Its the least controversial thing about her imo. I mainly just laugh at her because she married her ex-husband when she was a teenager but not after first he exposed his dick to her in a bowling alley in Colorado (he was an adult when he did this). Also she is a white supremacist and tried to overthrow the government on January 6.

seriously, this


MrQwerty posted:

She's months younger than me, a grandmother, and demands I listen to her about family values - I'm still a couple years out from getting a camera shoved up my rear end, lady.
Also, I've never been kicked the gently caress out of a performance for lewd and lascivious behavior.
Good kid, though, with the ID and credit card theft that he absolutely got caught trying to execute.

she’s a horrible hypocrite but attacking her for sex work in particular is really gross


Nooner posted:

So it's funny if she got caught giving a dude a handy in a theatre

But not funny if the guy she got caught giving a handy to in a theatre paid her for it?

come on dude :jerkbag:

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Nooner posted:

So it's funny if she got caught giving a dude a handy in a theatre

But not funny if the guy she got caught giving a handy to in a theatre paid her for it?

I don't condone making fun of sex workers for their professions.

I do condone making fun of hypocrites who try to claim the religious moral high ground.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




That’s not Boebert on the right, that’s Melissa Cordone(?), the ex-stripper in Michigan who gave testimony for Rudy while drunk claiming she worked for one of the voting machine companies or cyber security firms or something like that. It turns out she was a temp custodian for, like, one day.

She also meant to send a sex vid of her and her boyfriend to his ex-wife, but accidentally sent it to the guy’s 15-year-old son instead. :yikeseroo:

In the end she got a misdemeanor for “computer mischief” or something like that.

Edit: beaten

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Randalor posted:

I don't condone making fun of sex workers for their professions.

I do condone making fun of hypocrites who try to claim the religious moral high ground.

yeah it's this

people aren't making fun of Boebert just for the sex work stuff, they're making fun of her because she did sex work and then turned around and started demonizing it. it's hypocrisy.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1764710311511134698

If this were your father you would be having serious conversations with doctors.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Rockman Reserve posted:

she’s a horrible hypocrite but attacking her for sex work in particular is really gross

so you're saying what she was doing in that theater was sex work and not "being a loving rear end in a top hat"?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



I'm not a fan of this kind of shaming, but I do want to point out Boebart was not a sex worker when the movie theater stuff happened.

As far as I know she was just a failed actor/ model right?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Lauren Boebert was busy working out if her ex had thrown her stuff into a pond as her manager spoke at a campaign event, report says

https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-skipped-campaign-event-ex-threw-stuff-into-pond-2024-3?utm

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

Lmfao this gently caress did not actually read the opinion, just the headlines

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1764710311511134698

If this were your father you would be having serious conversations with doctors.

The fact that Barrack HUSSEIN Obama hasn’t been buried by a non-stop deluge of frivolous lawsuits greenlit by chudge Robert E. Confederate III in bumfuck Alabama tells me that the current system doesn’t really put the average president in danger of these things.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I think she's just a failed restauranteur. She was kicked out of Beetlejuice for being loud and obnoxious. The date and her would have gotten away with being over the clothes handsy with each other and nobody would have noticed if they weren't hooting, hollering, and constantly interrupting the performance. The night vision tapes of them doing that would not have even been checked.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


:2monocle:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Wait, the Explore Talent thing is sex work? I thought it was just what she put her headshots on during her failed acting and modeling career. The failed entertainer to fascist pipeline is funny in a sad way.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
It's perfectly acceptable to laugh at someone's sex-work if their entire political persona is based around traditional family values and guns.
If she was a past sex-worker and was advocating for legalizing it and generally making the entire industry far less dangerous for the woman, then that would be a completely different thing.
Alas, her actions and words do not align, so comedy may ensue.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

MrQwerty posted:

so you're saying what she was doing in that theater was sex work and not "being a loving rear end in a top hat"?

no? are you insane?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

John Wick of Dogs posted:

nobody would have noticed if they weren't hooting, hollering, and constantly interrupting the performance. The night vision tapes of them doing that would not have even been checked.

they could have even smoked their weed vape if they weren't just fuckin' blowing clouds. She's a loving rear end in a top hat, and her family are all loving assholes, evidently.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
That stupid picture just made me realise Boebert is old enough to be Trump's VP, lol

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Seriously where’s the sex worker thing coming from because all I’m finding is that a democratic PAC cut ads that she was but that was debunked.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Her screeching “do you know who I am” to the staff settles her status as the worst kind of person to meet in public that isn’t actively trying to kill you.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Pull up thread…

Shut the gently caress up about boebert. We all know she’s a trash fire. We don’t need that poo poo here. Same goes for Large Marge.

They are trumpers and insurrectionists that say stupid poo poo every chance they get yes, but they rarely have anything to do with loling at Trump.

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Speedboat Jones posted:

Seriously where’s the sex worker thing coming from because all I’m finding is that a democratic PAC cut ads that she was but that was debunked.

It was an unfounded rumor from a couple of years back.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/25/politics/fact-check-super-pac-lauren-boebert-escort-abortion-sugar-daddy/index.html

John Yossarian
Aug 24, 2013
I just saw that Tulsi Gabbard is being considered for the VP for Trump. She's never actually been a Democrat, right? Everything about her sounds phony.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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John Yossarian posted:

I just saw that Tulsi Gabbard is being considered for the VP for Trump. She's never actually been a Democrat, right? Everything about her sounds phony.

She was 100% phony but totally a Democrat lol

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


John Yossarian posted:

I feel like I'm living in crazytown. I don't understand how Trump can still have supporters after everything he's done. The media continues showing polls that Trump is leading Biden somehow. There's countless articles saying that Biden is too old and not mentally with it anymore, yet they never mention Trump. I'm just ranting right now, so I apologize. It's just frustating that Trump somehow has a chance to win. It doesn't make any sense.

oh don't worry, it will be a blowout. biden is going to get obliterated

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

John Yossarian posted:

I just saw that Tulsi Gabbard is being considered for the VP for Trump. She's never actually been a Democrat, right? Everything about her sounds phony.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tulsi-gabbard-science-of-identity-controversial-religious-sect-2022-10

Political parties mean nothing to Tulsi. Her main goal is furthering the aims of the cult whose inner circle includes her and her parents.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

aw frig aw dang it posted:

oh don't worry, it will be a blowout. biden is going to get obliterated

Oh, hey! Your first post here!

Come on in and get comfortable with your "edgy" opinion!

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





"wow why do trump supporters still believe his lies"
(trump lol thread continuing to believe some random pac's thing about the picture being boebert and the implication she was a sex worker)

wow. it is an unanswerable question. why do people believe what they want to believe...

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Oh, hey! Your first post here!

Come on in and get comfortable with your "edgy" opinion!

Thank you! I'm just trying to help folks get comfortable with reality ahead of time.

unpurposed
Apr 22, 2008
:dukedog:

Fun Shoe
This timeline is getting too dark and real talk depressing / bad for my mental health. Can someone remind me what good is going on? Maybe there’s a bit of hope to latch on to that this isn’t a repeat of 2016.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Speedboat Jones posted:

Seriously where’s the sex worker thing coming from because all I’m finding is that a democratic PAC cut ads that she was but that was debunked.

I think it was just finding her headshot on that site and pictures of an escort that looked vaguely similar on a seperate site, wasn't it?

BigglesSWE posted:

Her screeching “do you know who I am” to the staff settles her status as the worst kind of person to meet in public that isn’t actively trying to kill you.

One of the best moments of my life was having an ex-football player try that on me when I told him he would need photo ID. I looked him straight in the eye and just said "No, I don't. And regardless, you'll still need your photo ID". Didn't even know he was a football player until someone else said "You really don't know who that was? He played for *local team*!" I'm a nerd, I don't follow sports!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
:lol: someone changed sotomayor’s opinion to remove the words “dissenting in part” but didn’t change the metadata.

https://twitter.com/JakeTruscott_44/status/1764723582947475820

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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unpurposed posted:

This timeline is getting too dark and real talk depressing / bad for my mental health. Can someone remind me what good is going on? Maybe there’s a bit of hope to latch on to that this isn’t a repeat of 2016.

Donald "TRUMP" is fat and has dementia and is poor

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


unpurposed posted:

This timeline is getting too dark and real talk depressing / bad for my mental health. Can someone remind me what good is going on? Maybe there’s a bit of hope to latch on to that this isn’t a repeat of 2016.

I understand it's difficult to accept that our grown rear end president eats ice cream cones during business meetings during these trying times but I promise things will improve

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Randalor posted:

I think it was just finding her headshot on that site and pictures of an escort that looked vaguely similar on a seperate site, wasn't it?

Explore Talent has been a source of a lot of republican candidates and agitators over the past 10 years.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Mr. Nice! posted:

Explore Talent has been a source of a lot of republican candidates and agitators over the past 10 years.

yeah Chansley was on it and a bunch of other people, it's definitely a feeder

but so is Ben Shapiro getting mad that Matilda didn't give him his big break

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Oct 27, 2004

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Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

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One point of space and time.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol: someone changed sotomayor’s opinion to remove the words “dissenting in part” but didn’t change the metadata.

https://twitter.com/JakeTruscott_44/status/1764723582947475820

not very lol that someone's fudging and altering the dress of the Supreme Court's rulings and opinions to suit specific appearances

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