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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I really do not like the "assassins are good when they target people we don't like" chat so if that continues beyond here there's going to be a major clampdown

Before you rules lawyer this to death I don't mean all talk about this is banned because it's obviously important news but it better be kept on the straight and narrow

I like Mike Vining because he is a big billy badass that looks like Robert Carradine in Revenge of the Nerds but I'll cut it, I am not advocating for the assassination of anyone

Donald "TRUMP"s brain is doing a fine job of that lmao

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Donald Trump is an assass

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002


Only thing this dude is gonna assassinate is some poor kids patience trying to take his order at McDonald's.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Shageletic posted:

Ballot initiatives overwhelmingly being won by pro choice movements even in red states is actually something that is hopeful to see, even if some of them end up being hosed with by overwhelmingly red legislatures

I hope it’s the kind of thing that gets the dumb-dumbs who support things like abortion rights, but vote Republican, to wake up and realize that when Republicans win, fundamental rights are taken away.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Doctor Butts posted:

Only thing this dude is gonna assassinate is some poor kids patience trying to take his order at McDonald's.

That is what peak performance looks like.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



The Schlonging of the Former President Donald Trump By The Coward Nikki Haley

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1764710311511134698

If this were your father you would be having serious conversations with doctors.

600,000 killed during the first year of the pandemic, U.S. thrown into a recession, massive civil unrest for the entire summer of 2020, and a failed coup attempt doesn't sound like a good job as president.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

big nipples big life posted:

that nerd could post the navy seal copypasta except it would be real.

He's the president of a philatelist association specializing in stamps used in maritime postal services, and he also knows a thousand ways to blow up you, your house, and the whole city block.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

kazil posted:

Donald Trump is an assass

an rear end rear end in deep poo poo

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Doctor Butts posted:

Only thing this dude is gonna assassinate is some poor kids patience trying to take his order at McDonald's.

he kinda looks like this fucker but like in better shape and not a wasp.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I said come in! posted:

600,000 killed during the first year of the pandemic, U.S. thrown into a recession, massive civil unrest for the entire summer of 2020, and a failed coup attempt doesn't sound like a good job as president.

counterpoint: gas was 30c a gallon

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

emSparkly posted:

Mods are trying to cover up the assassination of haljordan.

Back off before you get involved in something dangerous :synpa:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Back off before you get involved in something dangerous :synpa:

the doghouse is the clue, frogger

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

Catastrophe posted:

Places like Philadelphia need to dig their heels into the ground and not let the rest of Pennsyltucky continue to overpower them, imo.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

thankfully

PA is getting slowly bluer again which is nice. I am not actually worried about the elections in PA, still gonna volunteer though.


As someone in NJ, there are a lot of people here talking about moving to Pennsylvania. Better cost of living and cheaper houses. NJ people are moving to PA and helping to make it bluer. Hopefully, you all can get rid of the chuds in your government and get that legal weed. It's really awesome.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Back off before you get involved in something dangerous :synpa:

I still can't believe he is no longer with us.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Back off before you get involved in something dangerous :synpa:

He's getting too close to truth

Activate protocol "Blackjack"

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Meatball posted:

As someone in NJ, there are a lot of people here talking about moving to Pennsylvania. Better cost of living and cheaper houses. NJ people are moving to PA and helping to make it bluer. Hopefully, you all can get rid of the chuds in your government and get that legal weed. It's really awesome.
Mehmet Oz couldn’t get a job there, what chance do we slobs have?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Toxic Mental posted:

He's getting too close to truth

Activate protocol "Blackjack"

I thought you said BoJack, ughh do you have a use for a depressed horse-man?

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Dapper_Swindler posted:

he kinda looks like this fucker but like in better shape and not a wasp.



You gotta wonder if the US being so lax on gun laws takes all the fun out of the job. Just shoot someone, say they were threatening you and you acted in self defense, and collect a paycheck.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Meatball posted:

As someone in NJ, there are a lot of people here talking about moving to Pennsylvania. Better cost of living and cheaper houses. NJ people are moving to PA and helping to make it bluer. Hopefully, you all can get rid of the chuds in your government and get that legal weed. It's really awesome.

i mean PA for all its issues is genuinly a good place to live and has alot of cool weird sites.

i saw this one a couple weeks ago. https://www.americantreasuretour.com/

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Probably just busy coming up with green lantern pseudonyms and working one day a week.

I can see them in that window over there. Just like Melania!

Or is that a sniper?

:lol:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i mean PA for all its issues is genuinly a good place to live and has alot of cool weird sites.

i saw this one a couple weeks ago. https://www.americantreasuretour.com/

There's also a secret turnpike.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There's also a secret turnpike.

also all the different museum and sites in philly. mutter museum is great.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There's also a secret turnpike.

"secret turnpike" either sounds like a hacking utility you probably shouldn't speak about to others out loud or it's code for the method implemented to make Trump's weird cloud of almost-hair stick together every day.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i mean PA for all its issues is genuinly a good place to live

You couldn't pay me to move back to that place

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Randalor posted:

You gotta wonder if the US being so lax on gun laws takes all the fun out of the job. Just shoot someone, say they were threatening you and you acted in self defense, and collect a paycheck.

Yeah that guy that got sentenced to 25-life the other day is going to be RICH!

WUT

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Karma Comedian posted:

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What in the Sam Hill!

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Karma Comedian posted:

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:hmmyes:

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

are we doing Q drops itt?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Karma Comedian posted:

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That "867-5309" song just got a lot more cerebral.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i mean PA for all its issues is genuinly a good place to live and has alot of cool weird sites.

i saw this one a couple weeks ago. https://www.americantreasuretour.com/

there's a sweet bat cave; a giant, breathtaking gypsum formation; and a bunch of kickass mountains here

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Karma Comedian posted:

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The Bum of Karma Comedian Has Spoken!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Karma Comedian posted:

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MANY ARE SAYING!!!

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i mean PA for all its issues is genuinly a good place to live and has alot of cool weird sites.

i saw this one a couple weeks ago. https://www.americantreasuretour.com/

Have you seen how expensive crudite is there? Pass.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Karma Comedian posted:

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Those are a coordinate system of a particular point in space not within our current solar system (yet!), but rather a point in our galaxy. Once the Earth has positioned itself in that exact location on January 6th 2024 (the date is specifically NOT written in those coordinates, that's how we know it's real), we will hear the greatest joke from God.

who laughs when mortals makes plans? God does. Because he's a comedian. the Karma Comedian! God is a goon!

if you don't believe this, you're an NPC

nobodygetshurt fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 4, 2024

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/semaforben/status/1764732085191745626

This is not what I picture when I hear foreign government assassin operating in the US.

That picture looks like something a previous generation of generative ai crapped out.
More like AIranian... He also looks super impatient so he could be Karianian.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Karma Comedian posted:

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Signed, the author,

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

nobodygetshurt posted:

Those are a coordinate system of a particular point in space not within our current solar system (yet!), but rather a point in our galaxy. Once the Earth has positioned itself in that exact location on January 6th 2024 (the date is specifically NOT written in those coordinates, that's how we know it's real), we will hear the greatest joke from God.

who laughs when mortals makes plans? God does. Because he's a comedian. the Karma Comedian! God is a goon!

if you don't believe this, you're an NPC

It’s where our balls are super positioned.

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Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


nobodygetshurt posted:

Those are a coordinate system of a particular point in space not within our current solar system (yet!), but rather a point in our galaxy. Once the Earth has positioned itself in that exact location on January 6th 2024 (the date is specifically NOT written in those coordinates, that's how we know it's real), we will hear the greatest joke from God.

who laughs when mortals makes plans? God does. Because he's a comedian. the Karma Comedian! God is a goon!

if you don't believe this, you're an NPC

So what was the joke he revealed 2 months ago?

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