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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
this may be the funniest thing that has happened on the forums

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Hot Diggity! posted:

How does this poo poo keep getting more insane lol

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
might want to blank out that name there

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

These are baseless accusations against a dead man

based accusations

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

based accusations

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
i mean, assuming this random discord interloper had a better memory of TDI's real name than TDI did

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all
can anyone vet discord user frankrizzo69420

actually with the pmc talk and cat strangling maybe not vet

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

based accusations

This.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

that's the dark id too

Are you sure you're not dark id?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

this may be the funniest thing that has happened on the forums

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

might want to blank out that name there
i google ryan kelly north carolina because im sick and twisted but everyone i got has had jobs in the last 10 years and the ages dont line up.

Leggsy
Apr 30, 2008

We'll take our chances...

Llab posted:


I forgot about this! The guy showed up after his "daughter" "died." This was the only post he made before being banned and scrubbed. I think Id realized he needed to get a tighter hold over the discord and thats when he made the server invite-only.

I've had this sitting in one of my DMs since 2019 lmao

If this is dark id as well, then $250 a month is not enough for the amount of effort he's putting in. He needs to unionise against himself for better conditions.

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

RC Cola posted:

Are you sure you're not dark id?

I'm dark id

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

this may be the funniest thing that has happened on the forums

Twisty seeing a Halloween party advertised on Facebook and showing up not only being the only white person there but the only person in costume (Roman soldier) has entered the chat

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yes... Yes, keep telling people I'm an unemployed loser who lives with his dad - that's exactly what I need to lure Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi into my trap... And then Number Two will be there to finish the job

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

that's the dark id too

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

Endorph posted:

i google ryan kelly north carolina because im sick and twisted but everyone i got has had jobs in the last 10 years and the ages dont line up.

Don't you get it? He's off the grid in his parent's spare bedroom

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Twisty seeing a Halloween party advertised on Facebook and showing up not only being the only white person there but the only person in costume (Roman soldier) has entered the chat

lol

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Kelly_(basketball)

unless the dark id played for the lakers

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Twisty seeing a Halloween party advertised on Facebook and showing up not only being the only white person there but the only person in costume (Roman soldier) has entered the chat

lol

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

this may be the funniest thing that has happened on the forums

Typical TDI alt, pretending they could even approach Lowtax's goldbelly-induced kamikaze glory

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
twisty asking about chickens and destroying a moderator

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Wait was his fake wife's name Number 2? All I think of is Austin Powers

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

i mean, assuming this random discord interloper had a better memory of TDI's real name than TDI did

The other Summers Cross brother...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Kelly was also Shmorky's last name. We're through the looking glass here, people!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Twisty seeing a Halloween party advertised on Facebook and showing up not only being the only white person there but the only person in costume (Roman soldier) has entered the chat

Lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

RC Cola posted:

Wait was his fake wife's name Number 2? All I think of is Austin Powers

no you idiot that was his pet name for her he didnt want her to get doxxed

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe
I'm calling Yoko Taro right now and finding out if a "Ryan Kelly" ever did localization for Nier

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



How the gently caress does this keep happening. I vaguely recognized his name from the moderately funny LPs I used to read back when those were popular. He seemed like a normal person. How are so many people driven insane by the Internet

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Paladinus posted:

Kelly was also Shmorky's last name. We're through the looking glass here, people!

This is like that part in last airbender where aang looks down the line of all the previous avatars but they're all wearing yoko taro masks

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

hell,

Leggsy
Apr 30, 2008

We'll take our chances...
Wait just one loving minute...

[:nms: - animal abuse again]

[removing for possible personal info]

Ryan...and Ryan

Is this what an aneurysm feels like.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Mar 8, 2024

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
the confusion comes from the fact, that thedarkid changed his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

that twitter account also calls him ryan while also being named ryan.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Leggsy posted:

Wait just one loving minute...





Ryan...Ryan

Is this what an aneurysm feels like.

Endorph posted:

that twitter account also calls him ryan while also being named ryan.

Maybe their parents just really liked the name Ryan Kelly, huh, thought of that wise guy

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Leggsy posted:

Wait just one loving minute...

[:nms: - animal abuse again]



Ryan...Ryan

Is this what an aneurysm feels like.

Obnoxipus
Apr 4, 2011


just lol at the hosed up timeline. his wife was in her mid-30s with an 18? year old daughter but she hadn't even met tdi until they were both very established and cool assassins who both got hired to kill the same dude so i guess they were both cool anime teenager assassins on top of everything else

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe
Ryan you worthless piece of poo poo you killed loving screechy

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Twisty seeing a Halloween party advertised on Facebook and showing up not only being the only white person there but the only person in costume (Roman soldier) has entered the chat

lmfao

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