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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1764773479633830081

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
I say we finally let gore have his term

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
he did invent the internet after all

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



wow here's a picture of a middleaged white but also brown guy who was definitely trying to assassinate toop officials , also covid regs around the president are off

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I can't in good conscience vote for pepsi when max is so bad compared to coke zero

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

My aunt also goes by the nickname Arby's Meat Mountain.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lmaoing because i thought that was a stuffed bear lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:

he did invent the internet after all

lock box.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

El Palo Mota posted:

God bless Trumpy bear

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



obarkna

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



and iran said americans don't have heroes

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

El Palo Mota posted:

Feel like poo poo, just want him back(JEB!, NOT W)


damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
It's awesome how movie assassins are sexy badasses in tight leather suits

And real life assassins are shlubby middle aged dudes in crocs

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

a clunky grift, not smooth at all

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Jeb! is a sensual creature

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



with the candlestick

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Can't spell assassin without a lotta rear end

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

as a reminder, trump’s people didn’t document poo poo or keep track of anything so it allowed them to do things unlawfully. they split apart families and lost track of who kids’ parents were and vice versa.

under biden they’re documenting every single thing which makes it seem more extreme.

this is not to defend biden but rather to just explain why the numbers look wonky. legal immigration still hasn’t reached the levels it was at in 2016.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

new Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? looks like poo poo

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





legit curious about the security around maralago

foreign nationals were just wandering onto the grounds during trump's tenure, what's stopping some iranians pulling up offshore and REDACTED

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
the navy, mainly

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Durf posted:

legit curious about the security around maralago

foreign nationals were just wandering onto the grounds during trump's tenure, what's stopping some iranians pulling up offshore and REDACTED

Sponge Bob and Bikini Bottom keeps them at 'bay' hehe

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

alnilam posted:

Any celeb who went on the OG muppet show or sesame street automatically makes them seem nice in my book, idc if that's accurate or not but it takes a certain lack of self-importance to goof around on stage with a bunch of muppets

How about choking on them.

Lol at all the aghast takes on it

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

as a reminder, trump’s people didn’t document poo poo or keep track of anything so it allowed them to do things unlawfully. they split apart families and lost track of who kids’ parents were and vice versa.

under biden they’re documenting every single thing which makes it seem more extreme.

this is not to defend biden but rather to just explain why the numbers look wonky. legal immigration still hasn’t reached the levels it was at in 2016.

trump genocides like an Italian, biden genocides like a German

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/bnonews/status/1764781238550680002?s=46

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Javid posted:

the navy, mainly

that's what I mean. is there like a blockade around florida.

what's stopping a hypersonic missile or some dudes in a fishing boat launching something more obtainable

the iranians said americans had no heros compared to Soleimani but I'd wager Trump is pretty high up there in terms of being both a mascot and target for revenge

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

drat horror queefs posted:

It's awesome how movie assassins are sexy badasses in tight leather suits

And real life assassins are shlubby middle aged dudes in crocs

lmao that means he's actually a real professional

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

sweet beloved dave

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Shot:

https://x.com/RezaC1/status/1763287402372641130?s=20


Chaser:

https://x.com/bgates420/status/1764762584949957032?s=20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Dave is definitely not getting laid now

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Durf posted:

that's what I mean. is there like a blockade around florida.

what's stopping a hypersonic missile or some dudes in a fishing boat launching something more obtainable

the iranians said americans had no heros compared to Soleimani but I'd wager Trump is pretty high up there in terms of being both a mascot and target for revenge

You do not need a boat. You can drive right up to the entrance it is on the inter coastal.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Greg Legg posted:

This is how I feel about the celebrity guests on yo gabba gabba. It just looks like everyone is having a good time.

pretty sure I saw biz markie on that show while I was at a friends house and then I learned I shouldn’t bite my friends

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
No Murder Fantasies, please.

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

limp dick calvin posted:

pretty sure I saw biz markie on that show while I was at a friends house and then I learned I shouldn’t bite my friends

There's an episode of that show about liking fish. Not as food or as pets, just generally liking fish. I have to watch about 6 hours of that show a week as part of my duties as a public servant for the county. I'm disappointed that Donald Trump was never a guest. That would have been fun.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
dave . . .

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Red Baron posted:

dave . . .

The hell diver?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



lol trump

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

CaptainBeefart posted:

The hell diver?

no the one with the burgers

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Red Baron posted:

no the one with the burgers

Rip Dave, died of suggested surge

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