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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Can I be the heist guy that seduces the older but still got it bank owner lady For the heist, or just for fun? Either way is fine Edit: this represents me trying to find an anime bank teller photo that doesnt have ludicrously giant boobs 
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Mar 5, 2024 01:46
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HR will have to vet all of you of course, but unless you're like a psycho killer or something....
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Mar 5, 2024 01:47
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redshirt posted:HR will have to vet all of you of course, but unless you're like a psycho killer or something.... oh c'mon you don't even need one psycho killer on the team?
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Mar 5, 2024 02:04
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TIP posted:oh c'mon you don't even need one psycho killer on the team? Possibly, but HR should still vet them.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:07
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TIP posted:oh c'mon you don't even need one psycho killer on the team? Anybody know what David Byrne is up to?
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Mar 5, 2024 02:19
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i can be the getaway driver!! sorry there's no ac though
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Mar 5, 2024 02:41
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Booty Pageant posted:i can be the getaway driver!! sorry there's no ac though We're gonna need a vehicle that sits 12 full sized adults.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:43
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DorkusMalorkus posted:For the heist, or just for fun? Yes
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Mar 5, 2024 02:48
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We're in it for The Eye of Ra
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Mar 5, 2024 03:00
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redshirt posted:HR will have to vet all of you of course, but unless you're like a psycho killer or something.... Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Mar 5, 2024 03:13
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Eyes on the prize (RA!) people!
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Mar 5, 2024 03:16
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redshirt posted:We're gonna need a vehicle that sits 12 full sized adults. What 11 full sized and one extra large. Sorry
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Mar 5, 2024 03:18
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PainterofCrap posted:Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa fa fa fafafa far better
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Mar 5, 2024 03:19
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redshirt posted:We're gonna need a vehicle that sits 12 full sized adults. 
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Mar 5, 2024 03:20
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redshirt posted:Eyes on the prize (RA!) people! If Dungeons and Dragons has taught me anything it's courage. And how to calculate fall damage from a length of rope a certain height and terrain. Also there's a table if you want.
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Mar 5, 2024 03:21
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lol lets paint it pink or some such.
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Mar 5, 2024 03:22
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fartknocker posted:Anybody know what David Byrne is up to? He was in that weird John Mulaney kids' show a few years ago.
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Mar 5, 2024 03:24
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Now, the truth is, some of us won't survive this quest. But that's a risk I'm willing to take, and I know you are too.
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Mar 5, 2024 04:12
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are we also disguising as kids on a field trip??
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Mar 5, 2024 04:40
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So the whole pyramid is various levels of haunted, let's just accept that right from the getgo.
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Mar 5, 2024 04:58
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Nobody will suspect a thing.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:11
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We deploy in teams of 3 off the short bus.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:27
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Why do I have to be Brown?
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Mar 5, 2024 05:33
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For this job, we're gonna use color-themed code names.ilovebeersooomuch posted:I can spend an entire day in front of a fire drinking beer and eating food. Not sure how unique that is but I'm here for it Mr. Antique White Ruby Gloom posted:my unique skills are: short, hoodies, eye boogers, rear end King Crimson Brutal Garcon posted:I can tell maroon apart from burgundy, even in dim light Duke Maroon of Burgundy Visions of Valerie posted:on purpose. Yes. I'm definitely losing intentionally and not trying to win here. Just sitting and losing... on purpose. Mr. Light Coral fartknocker posted:I’ve been called a cracker many times Mr. Khaki Revins posted:I'll be your sweet cindy Mr. Powder Blue PainterofCrap posted:My son’s a glassblower, and although he’s unemployed atm, he’s not a goon Captain Navy Beer Gay So What posted:you guys need an "ideas" or "big picture" guy for this caper? Forrest "Whitaker" Green bagmonkey posted:hi we are now The Oceans 5000 Page Thread Mr. Cyan-ide Literally A Person posted:Given my extensive stage career it's obvious who the face should be.... Mr. Dark Salmon DorkusMalorkus posted:I don't know what a sideways doctor is Mr. Ivory Wayans Mr. Blanched Almond BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Can I be the heist guy that seduces the older but still got it bank owner lady Mr. Goldenrod Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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Mar 5, 2024 05:40
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The irony was I was wearing a King Crimson tour shirt yesterday too lol
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Mar 5, 2024 06:26
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Sorry. I swore I'd never go back to that life.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:51
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drat it! I'm in! But don't get any ideas about this being a regular thing! Just one last job, then I'm done for good!
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Mar 5, 2024 06:52
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what about a backup team? you know, for just in case
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Mar 5, 2024 06:53
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Booty Pageant posted:what about a backup team? you know, for just in case That's the spouses and pets of everyone in this thread
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Mar 5, 2024 07:05
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Escape From Noise posted:drat it! I'm in! But don't get any ideas about this being a regular thing! Just one last job, then I'm done for good! Mr. Medium Aquamarine Booty Pageant posted:what about a backup team? you know, for just in case Mr. Peach Puff
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Mar 5, 2024 07:22
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I'm in even though redshirt once betrayed me and probably shouldn't trust me because I'm definitely going to double cross him
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Mar 5, 2024 07:32
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TIP posted:I'm in even though redshirt once betrayed me and probably shouldn't trust me because I'm definitely going to double cross him Mr. Sunshine
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Mar 5, 2024 07:49
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dammit don't double cross each other YOU'RE RUINING HEIST DAY 
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Mar 5, 2024 08:09
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DorkusMalorkus posted:That's the spouses and pets of everyone in this thread poo poo. I got neither.
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Mar 5, 2024 08:12
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also  i love this "cat" so much even though he is clearly not a cat and some sort of long legged muppet
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Mar 5, 2024 08:15
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Ruby Gloom posted:also You mean Fizgig? 
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Mar 5, 2024 08:32
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Ruby Gloom posted:dammit don't double cross each other YOU'RE RUINING HEIST DAY don't worry it's actually a fakeout reverse double cross distraction, all part of the plan 
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Mar 5, 2024 08:32
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TIP posted:fakeout reverse double cross well this is just math i can't even do but 
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Mar 5, 2024 08:36
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It wouldn't be a heist without the double Cross.
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Mar 5, 2024 08:37
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Ruby Gloom posted:also When I got up this morning and last he was waiting outside our guest room like a draft excluder. Then when I went to the kitchen for water he ambushed me while making himself look big and hopping around to get me to chase him. I've known him like 24 hours.
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